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Spider-Mike
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Husband, Dad, DM, Podcaster, Musician, Dog Father, Philly Sports Fan, Comic Book Lover
But do your own research 😏
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is a good thing
As Australia began enforcing a world-first social media ban for children under 16 years old this week, Denmark is planning to follow its lead and severely restrict social media access for young people.
Following Australia's lead, Denmark plans to ban social media for children younger than 15
Denmark is planning to follow Australia in introducing stricter restrictions for younger teens to access social media.
bit.ly
December 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The need for a day one patch
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Sounds like his message is "fuck you if you're a middle or lower class citizen, your broke ass couldn't afford it anyway like me and my rich friends"
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Bro
Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Polar Destroyer issue 1 & 2 are available now! Cyborg polar bear in the North Pole fighting an uprising of penguins. For fans of action movies, TMNT, & Mortal Kombat!

polardestroyer.bigcartel.com/products
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
We should get every major publication to send black female journalists and watch this dude meltdown every day. Except I don't want to see black women get treated like shit daily. The troll job would be legendary.
I have reached out to ABC News and parent company Walt Disney Co. for comment about Trump’s verbal abuse of reporter Rachel Scott, a Black woman journalist. No response yet.
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Started therapy. Doesn't sound earth shattering, but I am so overdue and it's helped a ton and I'm actively working on being more mentally healthy after years of struggling with crippling depression on my own
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This line right before a breakdown has me in shambles:

Try to put me in the grave
But you never learned
You can't bury what was born
In the fucking dirt
December 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
😐
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Did no one learn anything from Target?!?! Y'all know what to do
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Batman... No fuck that... Absolute Batman couldn't have beaten that story out of me and she gave it up for free.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Your life is touched by all of these in some way. Absolute malpractice
ICYMI Dept of Education will no longer considers these professional degrees:

Nursing
Public health
Social work
Physician assistant
Occupational therapy
Physical therapy
Audiology
Speech-language pathology
Social work
Counseling & therapy
Health Admin

A smaller health workforce makes us all sicker
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Stephen Miller right now
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
He wants to give him that sloppy top 🤣🤣🤣🤣
he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
OR... you could always just shut the fuck up. Shutting the fuck up is, has always been, and always will be free
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Why is this a thing we have to say? He said what he meant and he meant what he said. Take that shit at face value. Whatever is in the Epstein Files has to be bad because dude is SPIRALING
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
*ahem* WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?!
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
As a friendship/mentorship, fine I guess, but why?
As a romantic partner, Hell No. Honestly, I hope millennials are the ones who leave that nasty shit with them who came before us. What I look like dating someone half my age?! That "age aint nothing but a number" crowd needs to GTFOH, frfr.
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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At the VERY LEAST what Marjorie Taylor Green has said about Jewish and Black people can never ever be forgiven. Ever.
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM