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You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about 10 seconds from when I wake up and go to check my phone. Because I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll unlock my phone and Spurs will have signed a good player.
August 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about 10 seconds from when I wake up and go to check my phone. Because I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll unlock my phone and Spurs will have signed a good player.
Now I'm not saying South Park are the cornerstone of the cultural revolution.
But, like Python did, they understand a silly voice and walk is funny.
And also, in a world where everyone says "satire's dead", you don't have to Bennett.
You can just say JD Vance is short.
But, like Python did, they understand a silly voice and walk is funny.
And also, in a world where everyone says "satire's dead", you don't have to Bennett.
You can just say JD Vance is short.
August 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Now I'm not saying South Park are the cornerstone of the cultural revolution.
But, like Python did, they understand a silly voice and walk is funny.
And also, in a world where everyone says "satire's dead", you don't have to Bennett.
You can just say JD Vance is short.
But, like Python did, they understand a silly voice and walk is funny.
And also, in a world where everyone says "satire's dead", you don't have to Bennett.
You can just say JD Vance is short.
According to UEFA this man has no controlling influence over this club.
Palace got punished because it would be unfair to this fucking gangster, apparently.
Gibbs-White may as well be holding a picture of today's paper in this photo. But Spurs are the illegal villains?
Palace got punished because it would be unfair to this fucking gangster, apparently.
Gibbs-White may as well be holding a picture of today's paper in this photo. But Spurs are the illegal villains?
🚨🌳 BREAKING: Morgan Gibbs-White has signed new deal at Nottingham Forest until June 2028. Deal off with Tottenham after all agreed, medical booked… and #NFFC furious with legal action prepared right after Spurs approach. MGW accepts to stay at Forest this summer. ✍🏽
July 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
According to UEFA this man has no controlling influence over this club.
Palace got punished because it would be unfair to this fucking gangster, apparently.
Gibbs-White may as well be holding a picture of today's paper in this photo. But Spurs are the illegal villains?
Palace got punished because it would be unfair to this fucking gangster, apparently.
Gibbs-White may as well be holding a picture of today's paper in this photo. But Spurs are the illegal villains?
Something happened in Covid where journalistic organisations felt like they had permission to publish graphs on social media unlabled and axis disproportionate and I genuinely think it's contributing to the downfall of society.
We’re using satellite data to track the progress of Russia’s summer Ukraine offensive in near real time. Our analysis suggests that Russia’s daily death toll is higher than at any other point in the conflict
econ.st/4lwo4IA
econ.st/4lwo4IA
July 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Something happened in Covid where journalistic organisations felt like they had permission to publish graphs on social media unlabled and axis disproportionate and I genuinely think it's contributing to the downfall of society.
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Whisper it quietly but if you all stop being so sensitive this is a very well written article.
June 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Whisper it quietly but if you all stop being so sensitive this is a very well written article.
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Very few things in my life have made more sense than no-one working for Trump having ever seen a Star War
May 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Very few things in my life have made more sense than no-one working for Trump having ever seen a Star War
Spurs being knocked out of the Europa League semi-Final by a Lord of the Rings Dwarf could not be a more fitting end Chapter narrative to the Ange Postecoglou Era
April 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Spurs being knocked out of the Europa League semi-Final by a Lord of the Rings Dwarf could not be a more fitting end Chapter narrative to the Ange Postecoglou Era
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Wish I’d rotated myself out of watching this so I’m fresh for Thursday
April 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Wish I’d rotated myself out of watching this so I’m fresh for Thursday
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Feel like three of the things Postecoglou prides himself on are his communication skills, straight-talking and being thick-skinned.
Not owning the confrontation with the fans yesterday undermines all three.
Not owning the confrontation with the fans yesterday undermines all three.
April 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Feel like three of the things Postecoglou prides himself on are his communication skills, straight-talking and being thick-skinned.
Not owning the confrontation with the fans yesterday undermines all three.
Not owning the confrontation with the fans yesterday undermines all three.
"Until I'm over 9000..!" was literally right there Nozawa.
Voice of #Goku in the 'DRAGON BALL' series, Masako Nozawa, says she wants to continue doing voice work until she's 182 years old
(via: @livedoornews)
(via: @livedoornews)
February 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"Until I'm over 9000..!" was literally right there Nozawa.
Paul McCartney: "Here's a love song about my dog in syncopated time signutures, a layerd horn section, and a 4 string orchestra."
... And what are you working on John?
John Lennon: "WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD!?"
... And what are you working on John?
John Lennon: "WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD!?"
February 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Paul McCartney: "Here's a love song about my dog in syncopated time signutures, a layerd horn section, and a 4 string orchestra."
... And what are you working on John?
John Lennon: "WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD!?"
... And what are you working on John?
John Lennon: "WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD!?"
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troll: to cross this bridge, you must answer me these riddles three-
me: the doctor was his mom
troll: what
me: they used an icicle
troll: i haven't even-
me: a clock
troll: shut up for a sec
me: the doctor was his mom
troll: what
me: they used an icicle
troll: i haven't even-
me: a clock
troll: shut up for a sec
January 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
troll: to cross this bridge, you must answer me these riddles three-
me: the doctor was his mom
troll: what
me: they used an icicle
troll: i haven't even-
me: a clock
troll: shut up for a sec
me: the doctor was his mom
troll: what
me: they used an icicle
troll: i haven't even-
me: a clock
troll: shut up for a sec
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There comes a point during “One Man Went To Mow” where you think: we may have over-resourced this meadow mowing.
January 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
There comes a point during “One Man Went To Mow” where you think: we may have over-resourced this meadow mowing.
The Robin Williams bench scene but he's saying it to DeepSeek
January 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
The Robin Williams bench scene but he's saying it to DeepSeek