Bennett Barrister
@spicylupine.bsky.social
A pantsless wolf armed with a penchant for rubbing bellies and doing devious things to null spots. | Might nom or puff| Yes, I RP.| Age: 21| Sorry kids! Grownups only|
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Pinned
Yes, I'm a wolf. No, I will not awoo on demand.
Today's weird idea:
A proot inflating and starting to beep at a certain point, and the closer they get to their maximum limit, the faster they beep.
I'll let you figure out the rest.
A proot inflating and starting to beep at a certain point, and the closer they get to their maximum limit, the faster they beep.
I'll let you figure out the rest.
October 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Today's weird idea:
A proot inflating and starting to beep at a certain point, and the closer they get to their maximum limit, the faster they beep.
I'll let you figure out the rest.
A proot inflating and starting to beep at a certain point, and the closer they get to their maximum limit, the faster they beep.
I'll let you figure out the rest.
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local nerd nullfucks pillow
October 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
local nerd nullfucks pillow
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I wanna be a pear-shaped wolf.
September 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I wanna be a pear-shaped wolf.
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September 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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he's on break don't worry about it
September 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
he's on break don't worry about it
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I wanna either find or get some art of this guy getting his smooth, toony crotch fondled (consensually).
September 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I wanna either find or get some art of this guy getting his smooth, toony crotch fondled (consensually).
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February 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I cannot stress enough how important it is to me for your character to be null
September 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I cannot stress enough how important it is to me for your character to be null
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Here’s wishing y’all a good..
September 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Here’s wishing y’all a good..
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Breaking News: Arkansas wolf takes phrase "Eat the rich" literally, eats local billionaire alive in what is described by eyewitnesses as "a gruesome display of lupine sadism"!
August 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Breaking News: Arkansas wolf takes phrase "Eat the rich" literally, eats local billionaire alive in what is described by eyewitnesses as "a gruesome display of lupine sadism"!
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Breathing is just repeatedly inflating and deflating yourself so you don't die.
August 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Breathing is just repeatedly inflating and deflating yourself so you don't die.
Ladies and gentlefurs! Beasts of all ages (above 18)!
Allow me, Bennett Barrister, to interest you in some premium-grade certified fox tushy!
Allow me, Bennett Barrister, to interest you in some premium-grade certified fox tushy!
September 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Ladies and gentlefurs! Beasts of all ages (above 18)!
Allow me, Bennett Barrister, to interest you in some premium-grade certified fox tushy!
Allow me, Bennett Barrister, to interest you in some premium-grade certified fox tushy!
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Nullgasms.
Yay or nay?
Yay or nay?
September 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Nullgasms.
Yay or nay?
Yay or nay?
Nullgasms.
Yay or nay?
Yay or nay?
September 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Nullgasms.
Yay or nay?
Yay or nay?
*Jury-rigs a macro-sized magic wand by putting a large rubber ball on the end of a jackhammer*
September 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
*Jury-rigs a macro-sized magic wand by putting a large rubber ball on the end of a jackhammer*
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Wolf is bored and wants to make something...
Does anyone have any ideas for this bored wolf to make?
Does anyone have any ideas for this bored wolf to make?
August 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Wolf is bored and wants to make something...
Does anyone have any ideas for this bored wolf to make?
Does anyone have any ideas for this bored wolf to make?
And today's out-of-the-shower thought(s):
- Could a fur inflated to their max limit pop themself by tensing up and straining their hide?
- In a pantsless society, what would be considered "indecent exposure?"
- Could a fur inflated to their max limit pop themself by tensing up and straining their hide?
- In a pantsless society, what would be considered "indecent exposure?"
September 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
And today's out-of-the-shower thought(s):
- Could a fur inflated to their max limit pop themself by tensing up and straining their hide?
- In a pantsless society, what would be considered "indecent exposure?"
- Could a fur inflated to their max limit pop themself by tensing up and straining their hide?
- In a pantsless society, what would be considered "indecent exposure?"
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Hey you!
Ideas for adult toys made for toons/nulls! Go!
Ideas for adult toys made for toons/nulls! Go!
September 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hey you!
Ideas for adult toys made for toons/nulls! Go!
Ideas for adult toys made for toons/nulls! Go!
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I like to sit and think. Sometimes I think about how to be a better person.
Sometimes I think about my friends and family.
And sometimes I think about huffing nullpatches.
Sometimes I think about my friends and family.
And sometimes I think about huffing nullpatches.
September 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I like to sit and think. Sometimes I think about how to be a better person.
Sometimes I think about my friends and family.
And sometimes I think about huffing nullpatches.
Sometimes I think about my friends and family.
And sometimes I think about huffing nullpatches.
Redwall-Out-of-Context-Number-I'm-Too-Lazy-to-Keep-Count.
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Redwall-Out-of-Context-Number-I'm-Too-Lazy-to-Keep-Count.
Quick! Everyone! Indulge in all your kinks before you get raptured!!!
September 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Quick! Everyone! Indulge in all your kinks before you get raptured!!!
See a maw post a maw.
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
See a maw post a maw.
*Sits around daydreaming and coming up with some hot, huffy fantasy that somehow combines vore, inflation, and null*
September 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
*Sits around daydreaming and coming up with some hot, huffy fantasy that somehow combines vore, inflation, and null*
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I wanna get (consensually) pinned to the wall in a gym's locker/shower room by a big, buff toon bodybuilder as he dry-humps my null spot and slobbers all over my upper body.
I know, I have weird fantasies, okay?!
I know, I have weird fantasies, okay?!
September 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I wanna get (consensually) pinned to the wall in a gym's locker/shower room by a big, buff toon bodybuilder as he dry-humps my null spot and slobbers all over my upper body.
I know, I have weird fantasies, okay?!
I know, I have weird fantasies, okay?!