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Bennett Barrister
@spicylupine.bsky.social
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A pantsless wolf armed with a penchant for rubbing bellies and doing devious things to null spots. | Might nom or puff| Yes, I RP.| Age: 21| Sorry kids! Grownups only|

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I wanna either find or get some art of this guy getting his smooth, toony crotch fondled (consensually).
September 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Here, have three~
This one's pretty self-explanatory. Rin showing off nothing. A closeup of Bennett's crotch.
September 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Ladies and gentlefurs! Beasts of all ages (above 18)!

Allow me, Bennett Barrister, to interest you in some premium-grade certified fox tushy!
Bennett showing off Rusty's fluffy fox butt to the world.
September 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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How 'bout I praise you by putting you in here?
Bennett pointing into his maw.
September 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Redwall-Out-of-Context-Number-I'm-Too-Lazy-to-Keep-Count.
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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See a maw post a maw.
Ringo's coyote maw.
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Pervy, immodest wolf wearing pants. He's NOT happy about it.
September 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Life doing life shit while I just smile and accept the pain because ReAl MeN DoN't CrY.
September 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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"Oh no! I'm just a poor helpless micro fox stuck in this big hungry coyote's maw! I sure hope he doesn't swallow me!"

*Kicks Rin's tongue*

"I said I SURE HOPE HE DOESN'T SWALLOW ME!!!"
A micro fox in my maw. The little weirdo is taunting me to try and get himself swallowed. Micros sure are strange sometimes.
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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This isn't real, I swear! This is a different wolf; someone just doctored my face onto the photo!

Please don't cancel me!

I'M BEING FRAMED!!!
Totally-not-Bennett having some...erm...fun with totally-not-Ringo, whose ears are not visible on the screen just above not-Bennett's "belly".
September 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I'm guessing it could have something to do with this part of him.
Slagar's naked lower half. It's smooth, fluffy, and fun to stare at (especially his crotch because I'm into that...)~
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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More Redwall-out-of-context.
September 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Ghost hands. Love 'em or hate 'em, but these little guys give the best baths.
Bennett being bathed and groomed by a host of ghost hands intent on pampering the wolf until he's nice and clean. Upon close inspection, one might see a large hand keeping Bennett partially out of the tub so the others can work their spectral magic.
September 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Nobody:

The average ENM/ENF scenario:
A wild 'Naked and Afraid' title card roaming in its natural habitat. (c) Discovery Channel
September 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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The square-cube law was first mentioned in A.D. 1638.

People in A.D. 1637:
A macro wolf eating a micro cat. A fox kit trying to befriend a micro dog. A normal-sized cat playing with a micro coyote. A macro wolf talking to a normal-sized fox.
September 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Imagine pausing Robin Hood at this exact frame and then your kid says, "[Parent], I feel funny!"

Probably what would happen if I were to ever become a dad or something...

Robin Hood (1973) (c) Disney... (I'm ready for him to become public domain, though!)
No pants, steppies, exposed null and booty, and two furries. Pick your poison, laddie/lassie! What made you feel funny?
September 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Footpaws: Great for walking, stepping on things, and even rubbing nulls, the latter of which this unnamed silver fox and I are demonstrating here.
Bennett and an unnamed silver fox anthro using their footpaws to rub each other's null spots.
September 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Here's an idea for a game: Puff me up like a furry blimp and figure out how big I can get before I go boom.
Strapped to a angled table with an air hose in his mouth, Bennett gives you a thumbs up, signaling that he's ready to blow up (in both meanings of the phrase).
August 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Go on, have at it~
Bennett pointing at his null with a bedroom-y expression on his face.
August 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Textless alts.
August 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Me and @vanillaotter.bsky.social had a slightly murry-purry discussion about Slagar/Chickenhound's life between Redwall and Mattimeo a month or so ago. These were the products of that discussion.

Credits in comments.
Chickenhound tries on his new performing outfit and finds it a bit revealing down south (even though he never covered his lower half to begin with). Luckily, his raccoon mentor is there to reassure the young fox that it's for the show's sake (and then commenting on Chickenhound's scar). Rico, Chickenhound's mentor, guides the fox through his first dress rehearsal. The raccoon appears to have an ulterior motive in mind, given how he's "helping" the fox more at oddly specific points in the routine.
August 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Don't mind me, I'm just gonna drop this on your feed without any context whatsoever. >:3

(c) The Redwall Abbey Company Limited
August 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Breaking News: Arkansas wolf takes phrase "Eat the rich" literally, eats local billionaire alive in what is described by eyewitnesses as "a gruesome display of lupine sadism"!
Bennett preparing to eat a rich mirco cat.
August 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Null patch scent.

I can't resist it~
August 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Anyone ever wonder what a coyote's crotch smells like?

Well, here's your chance to find out~!
Ringo spreading his legs and panting excitedly as he points at his nonexistent groin.
August 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM