Bennett Barrister
@spicylupine.bsky.social
A pantsless wolf armed with a penchant for rubbing bellies and doing devious things to null spots. | Might nom or puff| Yes, I RP.| Age: 21| Sorry kids! Grownups only|
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I uuhhh... I think you're supposed to blow the candles out, not blow 'em up.
October 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I uuhhh... I think you're supposed to blow the candles out, not blow 'em up.
Wait, why're you looking at me like that?
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Wait, why're you looking at me like that?
Reposted by Bennett Barrister
he's on break don't worry about it
September 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
he's on break don't worry about it
NNOOOOOOOOOOOO-*Dies from massive internal damage* xwx
(Unless...guts of steel! >:3)
(Unless...guts of steel! >:3)
September 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
NNOOOOOOOOOOOO-*Dies from massive internal damage* xwx
(Unless...guts of steel! >:3)
(Unless...guts of steel! >:3)
Step one: Eat this funny new prey.
Step two: Swallow a mirror and wait for resul-oh... wait...
*Remembers that mirrors have glass and that broken glass is sharp*
Step two: Swallow a mirror and wait for resul-oh... wait...
*Remembers that mirrors have glass and that broken glass is sharp*
September 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Step one: Eat this funny new prey.
Step two: Swallow a mirror and wait for resul-oh... wait...
*Remembers that mirrors have glass and that broken glass is sharp*
Step two: Swallow a mirror and wait for resul-oh... wait...
*Remembers that mirrors have glass and that broken glass is sharp*
Here, have three~
September 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Here, have three~
So, does that mean that wet dreams are just the universe forgetting to deny an orgasm?
September 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
So, does that mean that wet dreams are just the universe forgetting to deny an orgasm?
Reposted because of a grammar mistake.
September 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Reposted because of a grammar mistake.
*Loads dart gun with mischievous intent*
September 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
*Loads dart gun with mischievous intent*