Duck Amuck
@duckamuck.bsky.social
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Duck Amuck
@duckamuck.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Hello new followers!
Welcome to the grave of my dignity. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Welcome to the grave of my dignity. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Happy Nullvember!!! This skunk is ruining me
Once again I am thinking about the time I was explaining to Sharpy how much I loved toon shapes and they responded with an attempt on my life
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Happy Nullvember!!! This skunk is ruining me
I need two null spaces pressing against each other with the fervor of a pair of belt sanders trying to sand each other smooth. I am spreading BBQ sauce on my hips and wiggling them at every predator I see. There is nothing there and I need to show you how enormous that is
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I need two null spaces pressing against each other with the fervor of a pair of belt sanders trying to sand each other smooth. I am spreading BBQ sauce on my hips and wiggling them at every predator I see. There is nothing there and I need to show you how enormous that is
I know that it's really weird I'd usually rather RP a kink scenario through text than play it out in reality, but my kinks are fictional. The bedrock of my fantasies is a complete lack of concern for logistics, consequence, and safety. I need an elephant to sit on me and only one medium allows that
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I know that it's really weird I'd usually rather RP a kink scenario through text than play it out in reality, but my kinks are fictional. The bedrock of my fantasies is a complete lack of concern for logistics, consequence, and safety. I need an elephant to sit on me and only one medium allows that
“yeah I’m getting lost in the sauce”
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“yeah I’m getting lost in the sauce”
I've been in a creative rut lately and haven't been inspired to worldbuild, which has really impacted my ability to write. But I think I'm finally getting to the other side of it because it just hit me for the first time in weeks that Smacky is hot as fuck
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I've been in a creative rut lately and haven't been inspired to worldbuild, which has really impacted my ability to write. But I think I'm finally getting to the other side of it because it just hit me for the first time in weeks that Smacky is hot as fuck
Not into hypno as a kink but the zonked out/blissed smiles that people draw for it are really, really, REALLY cute
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Not into hypno as a kink but the zonked out/blissed smiles that people draw for it are really, really, REALLY cute
Knuckle tats that say “NULL TOON”
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Knuckle tats that say “NULL TOON”
Oh screw this
*gets worse*
*gets worse*
*gets worse*
*gets hotter*
*gets worse*
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*gets hotter*
*gets worse*
November 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Oh screw this
*gets worse*
*gets worse*
*gets worse*
*gets hotter*
*gets worse*
*gets worse*
*gets worse*
*gets worse*
*gets hotter*
*gets worse*
Dude I love null spaces. I love the intimacy, the sensation, the pleasure that comes from a smooth space that is inherently innocuous. It’s silly, it’s clean, it’s flirty! I promise I will behave myself and respect boundaries but also if you like null spaces even a little: hi hello hi I’m outside
November 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Dude I love null spaces. I love the intimacy, the sensation, the pleasure that comes from a smooth space that is inherently innocuous. It’s silly, it’s clean, it’s flirty! I promise I will behave myself and respect boundaries but also if you like null spaces even a little: hi hello hi I’m outside
Wow you know what would be scary? If I was strapped to a chair and had several dozen pies thrown at me. Happy Halloween 👻
October 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Wow you know what would be scary? If I was strapped to a chair and had several dozen pies thrown at me. Happy Halloween 👻
The sign flips around to say “Mating Season” and me and my rabbit co-star I’ve been at odds with for the whole cartoon shrug and start furiously making out
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The sign flips around to say “Mating Season” and me and my rabbit co-star I’ve been at odds with for the whole cartoon shrug and start furiously making out
Huh. Well. “Fixate on a fantasy that hits so perfectly your brain short circuits and you accidentally take a nap” sure is a new one
October 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Huh. Well. “Fixate on a fantasy that hits so perfectly your brain short circuits and you accidentally take a nap” sure is a new one
The cool hack about pictures of people in their underwear you don’t really care about is you can imagine two hands just out of frame about to shove a wedding cake inside there
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The cool hack about pictures of people in their underwear you don’t really care about is you can imagine two hands just out of frame about to shove a wedding cake inside there
“No! No! Anything but that!” followed by That is a really good course of events, I think
October 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“No! No! Anything but that!” followed by That is a really good course of events, I think
Throwing pies at people is so fun, man. Let me throw pies at you. I love it. Stand in front of a target and let me practice my aim for several hours.
October 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Throwing pies at people is so fun, man. Let me throw pies at you. I love it. Stand in front of a target and let me practice my aim for several hours.
Why yes I AM an excellent host
October 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Why yes I AM an excellent host
I don’t WANT sex. I don’t need it. I want two well-seasoned toons to have an impassioned debate on the best way to throw a pie while using me as an example
October 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I don’t WANT sex. I don’t need it. I want two well-seasoned toons to have an impassioned debate on the best way to throw a pie while using me as an example
*Dracula Flow voice* I'm so queer and kinky, the only thing straight about me is my jacket
October 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
*Dracula Flow voice* I'm so queer and kinky, the only thing straight about me is my jacket
*politely but also sounding somewhat desperate* let me have it
October 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
*politely but also sounding somewhat desperate* let me have it
I love throwing pies in people’s faces but also I love having pies thrown in my face. That’s it. I like to pretend to do that all day long and also sometimes do it for real.
October 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I love throwing pies in people’s faces but also I love having pies thrown in my face. That’s it. I like to pretend to do that all day long and also sometimes do it for real.
Lately my daydreams have gone from being one-on-one scenes to a group situation solely because anything that turns me on would usually require at least five people assisting with the stage and props
October 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Lately my daydreams have gone from being one-on-one scenes to a group situation solely because anything that turns me on would usually require at least five people assisting with the stage and props
“Yeah I like keeping the bases covered” -me, about throwing pie into someone’s face, chest, and waist
October 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“Yeah I like keeping the bases covered” -me, about throwing pie into someone’s face, chest, and waist
🦆: haha... boobs
🧠: Where are we at? Is this another gender question? Are we interacting with them or having them?
🦆: yeah man
🧠: Where are we at? Is this another gender question? Are we interacting with them or having them?
🦆: yeah man
October 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
🦆: haha... boobs
🧠: Where are we at? Is this another gender question? Are we interacting with them or having them?
🦆: yeah man
🧠: Where are we at? Is this another gender question? Are we interacting with them or having them?
🦆: yeah man
Gender does not matter to me. Species doesn’t matter. All I care about is if you’re funny and a screwball and love toony antics and are about to tap on my shoulder with a pie behind your back. I want to be romantic but my romance is a Slapstick Situation that leads to Getting VERY Intimate
September 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Gender does not matter to me. Species doesn’t matter. All I care about is if you’re funny and a screwball and love toony antics and are about to tap on my shoulder with a pie behind your back. I want to be romantic but my romance is a Slapstick Situation that leads to Getting VERY Intimate