Duck Amuck
@duckamuck.bsky.social
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Duck Amuck
@duckamuck.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Hello new followers!
Welcome to the grave of my dignity. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Welcome to the grave of my dignity. I hope you enjoy your stay.
I need more people to know that I think inflating others is really, really funny and also really, really hot.
Do you need an excuse to be enormous? Please picture me gleefully wiring an air pump or helium tank. I will make you huge. I will poke you and mock you the entire time. I love it.
Do you need an excuse to be enormous? Please picture me gleefully wiring an air pump or helium tank. I will make you huge. I will poke you and mock you the entire time. I love it.
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I need more people to know that I think inflating others is really, really funny and also really, really hot.
Do you need an excuse to be enormous? Please picture me gleefully wiring an air pump or helium tank. I will make you huge. I will poke you and mock you the entire time. I love it.
Do you need an excuse to be enormous? Please picture me gleefully wiring an air pump or helium tank. I will make you huge. I will poke you and mock you the entire time. I love it.
Thinking about how I was handed an exhausted pup's leash at FC and after asking which hotel they were staying in, I started marching them toward the other one. The simultaneous pup's yelp in terror and owner's utter delight was really, really fun.
Do NOT invite me to kink things I WILL do bits
Do NOT invite me to kink things I WILL do bits
January 20, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Thinking about how I was handed an exhausted pup's leash at FC and after asking which hotel they were staying in, I started marching them toward the other one. The simultaneous pup's yelp in terror and owner's utter delight was really, really fun.
Do NOT invite me to kink things I WILL do bits
Do NOT invite me to kink things I WILL do bits
Getting called “my good toon” by someone and experiencing species euphoria
January 12, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Getting called “my good toon” by someone and experiencing species euphoria
The Level One Fantasy is “hey we should film a slapstick fursuit skit together!” because it’s fun and silly and a collaborative creation we can share
The Level Two Fantasy is “hey you could be in suit and throw pies at my real face” because it’s my dream but has a much narrower audience (just me)
The Level Two Fantasy is “hey you could be in suit and throw pies at my real face” because it’s my dream but has a much narrower audience (just me)
January 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The Level One Fantasy is “hey we should film a slapstick fursuit skit together!” because it’s fun and silly and a collaborative creation we can share
The Level Two Fantasy is “hey you could be in suit and throw pies at my real face” because it’s my dream but has a much narrower audience (just me)
The Level Two Fantasy is “hey you could be in suit and throw pies at my real face” because it’s my dream but has a much narrower audience (just me)
"How do you make friends as an adult?" Dude it's easy. Just be an unmitigated freak on the internet
January 10, 2026 at 5:17 AM
"How do you make friends as an adult?" Dude it's easy. Just be an unmitigated freak on the internet
Despite having a few different versions of "me" rattling around, I don't consider myself a plural system because by definition the personalities involved are all disparate and unique when all of mine have the shared personality of "going to bully you"
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Despite having a few different versions of "me" rattling around, I don't consider myself a plural system because by definition the personalities involved are all disparate and unique when all of mine have the shared personality of "going to bully you"
I wish I could better articulate my thoughts and jokes so the nature of this account centered on the humorous introspection and communicated the nuance of my intertwined relationship of attractiveness & comedy, but I also just need a big elephant to squash me like they’re making pizza with their ass
January 6, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I wish I could better articulate my thoughts and jokes so the nature of this account centered on the humorous introspection and communicated the nuance of my intertwined relationship of attractiveness & comedy, but I also just need a big elephant to squash me like they’re making pizza with their ass
Why would you be turned on by something boring like “the male body” when you could be turned on by something cool like “cartoon character gets a hundred beestings on their ass”
January 5, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Why would you be turned on by something boring like “the male body” when you could be turned on by something cool like “cartoon character gets a hundred beestings on their ass”
Computer, show me: making out with alligators
January 2, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Computer, show me: making out with alligators
The weed gummy makes me SO soft and SO small and someone should come gently lay atop me like a weighted blanket that can smooch
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 AM
The weed gummy makes me SO soft and SO small and someone should come gently lay atop me like a weighted blanket that can smooch
Through the encouragement of a friend, I ended up in a group chat today that became three people realizing they're kinky and weird in almost all the same ways for several hours. It was totally unexpected and I'm still reeling from it.
Truly, nothing is hotter than mutual enthusiasm.
Truly, nothing is hotter than mutual enthusiasm.
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Through the encouragement of a friend, I ended up in a group chat today that became three people realizing they're kinky and weird in almost all the same ways for several hours. It was totally unexpected and I'm still reeling from it.
Truly, nothing is hotter than mutual enthusiasm.
Truly, nothing is hotter than mutual enthusiasm.
*found a WAM creator whose videos I used to adore* oh!!!
*every post for the past year is literal AI slop* Oh. >:(
*every post for the past year is literal AI slop* Oh. >:(
December 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
*found a WAM creator whose videos I used to adore* oh!!!
*every post for the past year is literal AI slop* Oh. >:(
*every post for the past year is literal AI slop* Oh. >:(
*laying on a chaise lounge with my palm on my forehead like a southern belle who got a little too overwhelmed from being in the sun for twenty minutes* I need someone to take advantage of me
December 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
*laying on a chaise lounge with my palm on my forehead like a southern belle who got a little too overwhelmed from being in the sun for twenty minutes* I need someone to take advantage of me
Thinking hard about an arrangement of eighty pies all with sprigs of mistletoe on them so I have to pucker up as each one is thrown at my face
Merry Christmess!! I’m the filthy animals
Merry Christmess!! I’m the filthy animals
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Thinking hard about an arrangement of eighty pies all with sprigs of mistletoe on them so I have to pucker up as each one is thrown at my face
Merry Christmess!! I’m the filthy animals
Merry Christmess!! I’m the filthy animals
Are TMI Tuesday questions still something folks are interested in?? Are there secrets I have not yet exposed that people would want me to
December 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Are TMI Tuesday questions still something folks are interested in?? Are there secrets I have not yet exposed that people would want me to
Re-reading a conversation where someone opened up a trap door under me that led to a cauldron of bubbling green ooze and then they dropped an anchor on me
It was really, really romantic 🥴
It was really, really romantic 🥴
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Re-reading a conversation where someone opened up a trap door under me that led to a cauldron of bubbling green ooze and then they dropped an anchor on me
It was really, really romantic 🥴
It was really, really romantic 🥴
I don’t have a “cool” or “funny” way to express how badly I want to have someone pin me down and just feel the weight on top of me as someone invades every inch of my personal space, so I will simply lay on this big red X and hope people take the hint
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I don’t have a “cool” or “funny” way to express how badly I want to have someone pin me down and just feel the weight on top of me as someone invades every inch of my personal space, so I will simply lay on this big red X and hope people take the hint
Thank goodness for the person who invented costumes. You made my entire sexuality make sense, brother
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Thank goodness for the person who invented costumes. You made my entire sexuality make sense, brother
My Christmas list is just “overly affectionate cartoon characters who don’t respect my personal space” because I am small and cute and I want to have someone look at me like a Lindt sampler
December 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My Christmas list is just “overly affectionate cartoon characters who don’t respect my personal space” because I am small and cute and I want to have someone look at me like a Lindt sampler
If we RP at all, I just want you to know I appreciate it. I don’t always have the energy, and I don’t click with everyone’s scenes or styles, but it means a lot to me to have this kind of outlet.
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
If we RP at all, I just want you to know I appreciate it. I don’t always have the energy, and I don’t click with everyone’s scenes or styles, but it means a lot to me to have this kind of outlet.
I know it's not going to appeal to me, and that's fine.
But if there was ever going to be a time for hot null toon sex... 🙏
But if there was ever going to be a time for hot null toon sex... 🙏
Introducing: the cover for issue N°3 of Yiff! Magazine!
Our third issue is all about the cartoon world. Having a piano fall on your head, drinking from jugs labeled "XXX", uncannily long appendages, all things cartoon logic!
Cover art by @critterdome.bsky.social!
More news soon!!
Our third issue is all about the cartoon world. Having a piano fall on your head, drinking from jugs labeled "XXX", uncannily long appendages, all things cartoon logic!
Cover art by @critterdome.bsky.social!
More news soon!!
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I know it's not going to appeal to me, and that's fine.
But if there was ever going to be a time for hot null toon sex... 🙏
But if there was ever going to be a time for hot null toon sex... 🙏
What if cartoon characters leapt out of my TV screen and started making out with me. What if I was buried under cute paws and fluffy tails and honking noses. What if there was justice in this world, just once
December 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
What if cartoon characters leapt out of my TV screen and started making out with me. What if I was buried under cute paws and fluffy tails and honking noses. What if there was justice in this world, just once
Dude what if I was way smaller and someone could hold me down with just their fingers and tease all over my null spot with nothing but their thumb and I blushed so hard I nearly burst into flames. Wouldn’t that be crazy
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Dude what if I was way smaller and someone could hold me down with just their fingers and tease all over my null spot with nothing but their thumb and I blushed so hard I nearly burst into flames. Wouldn’t that be crazy
A single finger delicately pushing your chin upward and turning your head slightly before another massive pie SLAMS into it with the force of an MLB pitcher
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
A single finger delicately pushing your chin upward and turning your head slightly before another massive pie SLAMS into it with the force of an MLB pitcher
I need to plant my feet on someone's shoulders and grab their waistband and put my entire back into giving them a wedgie, I think
December 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I need to plant my feet on someone's shoulders and grab their waistband and put my entire back into giving them a wedgie, I think