Well duh, and my job is to break rules!! So there's only one way outta this! And it's one way up and over this! >:D

Oh I need to give Kram a wedgie PRONTO

I ruminate on this because I often feel like I'm "faking" it when I talk about my various desires for contact in other places. I'm truly not much of a cuddler. But I'm just picky! A human forged against me will never prosper, but a toony fursuit I like coming on strong? I will crumble to ash

That's not to say I NEVER want to explore things in person, especially because the times I have were a BLAST. And I want to do more! But I typically default to being a bully or a stagehand because it suits me better, and I usually have tons of fun being around kinks rather than being their target.

YUP

YUUUUUUP

I usually prefer the goop being flung at me to not have a will of its own BUT I am prone to any and all comedy, so if you can fit in a bucket, we can make something work

…I’m making a note

The funny animals that live in my brain?? They're ATTRACTIVE?? Wait a second. That's crazy. Has anyone else ever heard of this

Yeah!! YEAH

Walking in to a room and finding myself surrounded by hundreds of free-floating goo asses like the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 2

*dropkicking through the front door* where’s the clown Pokémon I need to show her a new trick

It wasn't how I PLANNED to spend a chunk of my afternoon, but it sure is its own kind of refreshing!

There’s not any other kind, in my book!