James
spicyjames.bsky.social
James
@spicyjames.bsky.social
Professional hater, music maker, and gamer but not the stinky homophonic kind of gamer.
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Check out my band if you wanna feel like you're sad in 2004 #indiemusic #indierock
The Consequences of Our Own Actions
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How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
February 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Evil thoughts and Evil prayers to you
February 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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In a parallel universe, Trump checks the news every day to see if I died yet.
February 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I know it's a privileged issue to have, but owning a house in a rural area is a bitch. We're about to drop $5k to fix our well casing. 🥲
February 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I eat the whole bag of chips because I don’t have commitment issues.
February 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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I heard a noise and I’m not going to investigate.
February 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I'm snug as bug right now

I'm unfathomably comfy
February 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Listening to the silmarillion & rolling my eyes whenever a band name is mentioned
February 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I play chess once every few months and then I remember I'm dumb as shit
February 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Me hearing the new Lady Gaga: Recession music
Me seeing a stop sign: Recession traffic signage
Me seeing a squirrel climbing a tree: Recession rat
February 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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doesn’t seem fair to make us choose between soup or bowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The only thing I want after a doughnut is another doughnut smh
February 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Invincible is crazy. Imagine being stronger than 99.9999% of all life in the universe and you still get your ass kicked 24/7
February 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
trying to be cool not using punctuation and making sure the first word isnt capitalized
February 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Everyone talking about this Lamar guy from the big game. Did he score the game winning field goal or something?
February 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
follower count ticks from 11 to 12 and I suddenly feel immense pressure to not disappoint anyone
February 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.
February 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
People don't know this but you can just steal posts from funny people and only like 1% will notice
February 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Business in front, dead inside.
February 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
There's a glitch in the matrix cuz I just felt calm and relaxed for 30 seconds
February 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM