Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

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really looking forward to seeing OFFICIAL TRAILER but i’m worried i should have watched OFFICIAL TEASER first so that i could understand all the cameos

no one ever: Hey bring me some of that figgy pudding why don’t you

people on bluesky, unironically:

meanwhile: fiction is a competition. If you lose they kill you! sad but true

(lana del rey voice) 🎶 I got that breakfasttime / breakfasttime sandwich 🎶

bluesky polemics: There are two types of people. The good guys… and dirty dirty maga… grrr… GRR…

twitter polemics: I want to kill you. I want to dig my thumbs into your eyes until they fucking pop you freak. You monster. You barbarian. I will watch you die today if you keep posting

they didnt put vending machines in offices and universities for our sake. they put them there to stimulate our primal need to use the Chuck E. Cheese ticket muncher and coax us into doing adult child labor

bluesky is twitter for people who defend The Force Awakens

is it jabberphobic to say snicker-snack?

When I leave twitter I will tweet the coordinates to all of my victims with a message that says “And I will kill again” and it won’t get removed

But if I tweeted “Not purchasing Blue check for an emoji by my name and 1hr video privileges” Elon would send the killsquad to my domicile posthaste

Yeah I'm into outlaw country music, the real Nashville stuff. I drive a $70,000 F-150 and love the police

hey well its like I always said: don’t bite the ass that farts you

in 2009 you used to be able to post "pussy look like a ham buger" and they would give you a show on tv. now you have to post 200 tick tocks of you trying to leg sweep people at the super market

reminder that we are still on a POSTERS STRIKE !!!! do not post unless your posts are really good

pfps on twitter: renaissance torture in oil paint. a piece of meat. a skinned man from a textbook about war crimes. the fluke man from the x files. worm (with proboscis).

pfps on bluesky: a flattering angle. A creature. a nintendo character. a nice pet. a reaction image. a sunset

when i hear the opening saxophone riff in Run Away With Me by Carly Rae Jepsen

back in cowboy days I would have gone stupid crazy mode. Killing and whatnot. but only the miscreants and lunatics … no honest prospectors nor good natured harlots