Kat
@spatterdock.bsky.social
Level 47 human who is trying to be kind.
Oh yeah, this app exists. It's somehow easy to forget. I never did take to Twitter, so I suppose that's why. 🤷
June 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Oh yeah, this app exists. It's somehow easy to forget. I never did take to Twitter, so I suppose that's why. 🤷
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🔥 ICYMI: “Thank you, Madam Chair.”
Rep. Sarah Mcbride’s perfect response as Keith Self calls her “Mister McBride” — then adjourns and storms off when Rep. Keating comes to her defense.
Rep. Sarah Mcbride’s perfect response as Keith Self calls her “Mister McBride” — then adjourns and storms off when Rep. Keating comes to her defense.
March 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
🔥 ICYMI: “Thank you, Madam Chair.”
Rep. Sarah Mcbride’s perfect response as Keith Self calls her “Mister McBride” — then adjourns and storms off when Rep. Keating comes to her defense.
Rep. Sarah Mcbride’s perfect response as Keith Self calls her “Mister McBride” — then adjourns and storms off when Rep. Keating comes to her defense.
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Bernie woke up, went on X, and chose violence.
January 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Bernie woke up, went on X, and chose violence.
"I never thought the leopards would eat *my* face!" sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
"They surely wouldn't eat my face again, after I've just recovered from face surgery from the last time... OH NO MY FACE!!"
"They surely wouldn't eat my face again, after I've just recovered from face surgery from the last time... OH NO MY FACE!!"
January 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"I never thought the leopards would eat *my* face!" sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
"They surely wouldn't eat my face again, after I've just recovered from face surgery from the last time... OH NO MY FACE!!"
"They surely wouldn't eat my face again, after I've just recovered from face surgery from the last time... OH NO MY FACE!!"
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Rudy Giuliani: “My New Year’s resolution was to be thrown in prison for contempt.”
January 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Rudy Giuliani: “My New Year’s resolution was to be thrown in prison for contempt.”
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Silly me, I must have missed this part.
January 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Silly me, I must have missed this part.
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Here it is:
December 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Here it is:
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Be sure to help those in need at Christmas — and if you're feeling extra festive, maybe dismantle the systems that create and perpetuate poverty.
December 24, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Be sure to help those in need at Christmas — and if you're feeling extra festive, maybe dismantle the systems that create and perpetuate poverty.
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Why are billionaires so insecure about themselves?
November 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Why are billionaires so insecure about themselves?
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Character witnesses come forward for Luigi Mangione.
December 9, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Character witnesses come forward for Luigi Mangione.
Wait til they find out the reward is "up to 50k".
December 10, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Wait til they find out the reward is "up to 50k".
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For when the kids ask. It really was the Silent Gen & Boomers. Sorry grandma and grandpa fucked you before you were born. My sympathies.
December 7, 2024 at 4:20 PM
For when the kids ask. It really was the Silent Gen & Boomers. Sorry grandma and grandpa fucked you before you were born. My sympathies.
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MORNING! Here’s a block list Starter Pack that’s helpful if you’re new here. Use it so none of that drama and hatred make it over here to fuck up our Oasis:
November 13, 2024 at 12:11 PM
MORNING! Here’s a block list Starter Pack that’s helpful if you’re new here. Use it so none of that drama and hatred make it over here to fuck up our Oasis:
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