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Kat
@spatterdock.bsky.social
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Level 47 human who is trying to be kind.
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A damp boy.
A very wet blue Quaker parrot, perched on his treat bowl, in full sun.
October 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Chuds gonna chud.
July 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Oh yeah, this app exists. It's somehow easy to forget. I never did take to Twitter, so I suppose that's why. 🤷
A side by side picture of 2D from the band Gorillaz, with black sclera - and a picture of Boba tea, with a red arrow pointing to the black boba pearls. Text above this reads: is it worth it
June 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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February 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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A tired yellow emoji looks up from its phone. It thinks what you just said is so fucking stupid.
December 17, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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Wait til they find out the reward is "up to 50k".
December 10, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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🤭 iykyk
A two panel image, from stills of the British television show "The Young Ones". Upper panel shows Father Christmas (Santa Claus) next to a blond young woman. She has a black hat and black jacket, with multiple pins on the lapels. The subtitles read "ho-di-ho! ho-di-ho!" The lower panel is nearly the same, but the woman looks up at Father Christmas with derision. The subtitle reads "fascist!".
December 8, 2024 at 4:28 AM
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For when the kids ask. It really was the Silent Gen & Boomers. Sorry grandma and grandpa fucked you before you were born. My sympathies.
December 7, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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Henlo!
A blue and white Quaker Parrot leaning into the camera with extreme perspective, perched on a branch.
December 5, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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It's illegal to bait cops like this.

#donuts
A parking lot with a few cars in the background. On an empty parking space, there is a pile of broken and discarded donuts. A line of text reads "it's illegal to bait cops like this".
November 30, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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A messenger type message from "Stu" showing that he send a picture and a text below it. The picture is of a Moog synth keyboard set up. The text reads "I showed u my Moog pls respond".
November 30, 2024 at 5:57 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 1:17 AM