Sparky Clarkson
sparkyclarkson.bsky.social
Sparky Clarkson
@sparkyclarkson.bsky.social
oh mighty shai-hulud, keeper of balance
bless the maker and his water
bless the coming and going of him
may his passing delete your account
All those years ago Jon Stewart roasted Crossfire out of existence and now it's the entire brand.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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wait i made a meme for this back in the day
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I didn't know Stryper made a game
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Amoral, consuming entities that delight in exploiting loopholes, in extracting mathematically impossible amounts of unpaid labor, etc.

This is normal now. It's no longer a thing of folklore and legend to have a mindbogglingly vast being destroy your life on a whim without even noticing.
October 5, 2024 at 10:17 AM
spinner chasing the tube like
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"Why did topshim give me this 'no data in map region' message?"
well, could be you chose the wrong lock nucleus OR bad ELCB OR probe not inserted all the way OR spontaneous 2H detune with no change in lock OR your tube broke and that's just the ones I've seen the last two years
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM