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jeremy/cycl0/志鵬. uw/caltech, seattleite, inorg chemist turned adjunct turned process chemist. 30% chem, 20% memes, 50% anxiety. he/him. 🏳️🌈 this is not a professional account
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slapped together a presentation in two hours today and got compliments from coworkers who thought i put a full day's effort into making it look sharp. my slide-making skills from adjuncting have come in handy once again
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 AM
slapped together a presentation in two hours today and got compliments from coworkers who thought i put a full day's effort into making it look sharp. my slide-making skills from adjuncting have come in handy once again
the work happy hour used cups with volume markings on the side presumably to make sure nobody gets overserved, but i am extremely unhappy with how it makes my white wine look like a urine sample
January 29, 2026 at 4:43 AM
the work happy hour used cups with volume markings on the side presumably to make sure nobody gets overserved, but i am extremely unhappy with how it makes my white wine look like a urine sample
shit they're onto me
January 28, 2026 at 5:33 AM
shit they're onto me
me waking up from a nap
Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 66 - The Evolution Solution
Frame 211/2300
Caption: Ash: Hmm...
Timestamp: 00:03:02.632
Frame 211/2300
Caption: Ash: Hmm...
Timestamp: 00:03:02.632
January 26, 2026 at 11:32 PM
me waking up from a nap
god everything is overwhelming and i have no clue where to even start to help
January 25, 2026 at 9:55 AM
god everything is overwhelming and i have no clue where to even start to help
literally me
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
literally me
new oxygen allotrope just dropped
January 23, 2026 at 4:45 AM
new oxygen allotrope just dropped
my manager just said i have some of the highest quality notebook pages in the department and it has made my fucking week
January 22, 2026 at 10:30 PM
my manager just said i have some of the highest quality notebook pages in the department and it has made my fucking week
i started calling regular ice "wet ice" to make sure there isn't an ambiguity with dry ice, and it's worth it if only because of the look on my coworkers' faces each time i say it
January 22, 2026 at 8:15 PM
i started calling regular ice "wet ice" to make sure there isn't an ambiguity with dry ice, and it's worth it if only because of the look on my coworkers' faces each time i say it
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
周文王用充滿恐懼的眼神瞪了汪淼一眼，「你在說什麼啊，三顆飛星⋯⋯祈禱他不要出現吧。」
周文王用充滿恐懼的眼神瞪了汪淼一眼，「你在說什麼啊，三顆飛星⋯⋯祈禱他不要出現吧。」
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“While the oven is preheating to 375°, cream the butter and sugar together at high speed for 3-4 minutes”
(I’m in the kitchen)
“While the oven is preheating to 375°, cream the butter and sugar together at high speed for 3-4 minutes”
(I’m in the kitchen)
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“Pigeon keeping was all the rage in Victorian England, so pigeons seemed the obvious choice.”
“Pigeon keeping was all the rage in Victorian England, so pigeons seemed the obvious choice.”
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
周文王用充滿恐懼的眼神瞪了汪淼一眼，「你在說什麼啊，三顆飛星⋯⋯祈禱他不要出現吧。」
周文王用充滿恐懼的眼神瞪了汪淼一眼，「你在說什麼啊，三顆飛星⋯⋯祈禱他不要出現吧。」
could work take a moment and stop being a non-stop barrage of fires to put out please and thank you
January 21, 2026 at 11:58 PM
could work take a moment and stop being a non-stop barrage of fires to put out please and thank you
someday my dense noggin will remember how many orders of magnitude it is to go from ppm to %
January 21, 2026 at 1:08 AM
someday my dense noggin will remember how many orders of magnitude it is to go from ppm to %
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Hello bacon, my old friend
I've come to cook with you again
Because the eggs are scrambling
And the coffee is brewing
And of the breakfast that I envisioned
None remains
Within the mess of kitchen🎶
Hello bacon, my old friend
I've come to cook with you again
Because the eggs are scrambling
And the coffee is brewing
And of the breakfast that I envisioned
None remains
Within the mess of kitchen🎶
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
🎼
Hello bacon, my old friend
I've come to cook with you again
Because the eggs are scrambling
And the coffee is brewing
And of the breakfast that I envisioned
None remains
Within the mess of kitchen🎶
Hello bacon, my old friend
I've come to cook with you again
Because the eggs are scrambling
And the coffee is brewing
And of the breakfast that I envisioned
None remains
Within the mess of kitchen🎶
my sister got me a pikachu with anxiety when she was in japan and i LOVE her
January 19, 2026 at 1:07 AM
my sister got me a pikachu with anxiety when she was in japan and i LOVE her
i NEED to know how taco time makes their hot sauce because honestly i could drink this stuff neat
January 17, 2026 at 2:48 AM
i NEED to know how taco time makes their hot sauce because honestly i could drink this stuff neat
i would simply like to perish now, please
January 15, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i would simply like to perish now, please
seeing an ammonium salt described as a proton-protected amine is probably the most cursed thing i've read in a while
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
seeing an ammonium salt described as a proton-protected amine is probably the most cursed thing i've read in a while
please do not ingest this PC tower
January 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
please do not ingest this PC tower
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Just once I want to open that meeting and see...
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Just once I want to open that meeting and see...
holy fuck optimax units are HEAVY
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
holy fuck optimax units are HEAVY
got three hours of sleep and have been awake for two hours already. today's gonna be a bad day lmao
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
got three hours of sleep and have been awake for two hours already. today's gonna be a bad day lmao
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Synthetic chemists breaking into the analytical chemists' labs at night to use their instruments without knowing what they are doing:
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Synthetic chemists breaking into the analytical chemists' labs at night to use their instruments without knowing what they are doing:
submitted my passport renewal application like a week and a half ago and the new passport already showed up in the mail, this is absolutely wild to me
January 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
submitted my passport renewal application like a week and a half ago and the new passport already showed up in the mail, this is absolutely wild to me
freshly baked bread + fancy french butter = a very happy jeremy
January 9, 2026 at 6:49 AM
freshly baked bread + fancy french butter = a very happy jeremy
"vanish into you" came on during on my train ride home just now and it is taking me SO MUCH self control to not just belting along in this train car
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 AM
"vanish into you" came on during on my train ride home just now and it is taking me SO MUCH self control to not just belting along in this train car