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sparklynonsense.bsky.social
Sparkly Nonsense🔞
@sparklynonsense.bsky.social
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🔞 Account to post shit on and shitpost on. He/Him. Almost 50 (WAT)

Mostly masc 4 masc but I also like drawing curves cause they're pretty.

Do not cross the streams to my main account please.
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beaucoupkevin.com
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
sparklynonsense.bsky.social
Hey hey hey!

Guess who will be getting bottom surgery (date tbd).

Yassss.
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
sparklynonsense.bsky.social
I see a lot of trans Joy where folks are happy with the junk they have. I love it!

But for me Trans Joy will be:

🎶 Look at my cock
Isn't it neat?
I was off work for almost ten weeks🎶
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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eyesack.bsky.social
detail from the Hell panel of Hieronymus Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights but everybody consents
September 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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jendrawscomics.bsky.social
Lunch break! Harnessing my anger with sketch comics lol
The sword of damocles with the words "payment processor" next to it dangling over-top a porn artist who is drawn as a cartoonyowl character, hunched over a drawing tablet and staring straight ahead while sweating. The porn artist owl has returned to drawing, the word balloon "I'LL DRAW EVEN MORE PORN" over it's head. It's yaoi gripping the drawing tablet.
July 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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miqueltoast.bsky.social
started a tutorial on how to draw dicks! also here for the full thing 🫶
part 1 of "how to draw dicks" tutorial, showing how the penis may be separated into different parts the tutorial continues with a cross-section of the shaft, and variations of shapes, girth & length, as well as a funny little reference graph for girth and length. lastly, the tutorials covers directions in which cocks may curve, and the shape and variations of the glans, with a note about the frenulum.
June 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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reapersun.bsky.social
My favorite shipping dynamics meme (2019)
May 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
sparklynonsense.bsky.social
I wish to lewd but I am shy and having issues drawing. I need encouragement. >.>
A sketch of a shirtless deer from the belly up gesturing. He is saying "The eternal problem of our time. I wish to lewd and need practice" Text around the deer: Wat is Anatomy. Also Plz do not flip this. How 2 Abs.
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
sparklynonsense.bsky.social
Ha. So much for my drawing pronz. I just scroll this feed and wish I had a dick.

I am super happy a lot of guys are rocking their vaginas. I am not one of them and am waiting for a referral for bottom surgery.
April 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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grahamite.bsky.social
here it is! 🤪
#nsfwart #horny
Will talking to my moth sona in their studio. He is awkwardly looking in the other direction and scratching the back of his head as he hands them a sheet of paper and says, "So...uh...I've put together a list of...uh...situations that you haven't drawn me in yet. Mind taking a look?" In the next panel, my sona is reading out some of the entries on the sheet, and looking very tired. "Cage play...tentacles...pegging...'demon gangbang?' Okay." In the next panel, they look back up at Will, still with that same tired expression, and say, "...you know I have OTHER WORK I need to get done, right?" Back to Will, who says "Yeah, I KNOW, I know. But I'm just so BLOODY HORNY." He's sweating and clenching his teeth and the background is now a dark abstract grey with dripping marker streaks cascading down. In the last panel Will is shouting "PLEASE", looking even more distressed as he clasps his hands. My sona looks down and sees he's got a huge boner and says "JESUS CHRIST, GO AWAY," as they try to go back to drawing something that isn't porn.
April 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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soushiyo.com
This was one of my most shared posts on the other site so I'm bringing it over here. Sexy poses for reference, either for drawing practice or for use in comms. Credit appreciated if you share them as a resource. Don't remove my name from the images. Enjoy (1/4)
September 23, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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supertuler.art
Inside you there are two wolves.
Sketch
May 19, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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gndrneutraltits.bsky.social
How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man cums on himself and says "ah, that was a fine wank." He rings a little bell and says "Oh... Cum butler!" The cum butler cums and asks "would master care for an afterwank squeegee?" The man gives thethumbs up and says please!." As the cum butler squeegees away, the man says "you are absolutely worth the 135,000 Euros a year." The cum butler says "very good, sir."
January 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
sparklynonsense.bsky.social
I have started posting here because the biggest act of resistance is being gay as fuck. Also I am a trans guy, but draw my characters as cis guys because if I could snap my fingers I would in a heartbeat.

I love all you guys who love your bodies as is, though. Heart Emoji
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
sparklynonsense.bsky.social
Poor Sprinkles. He has three brain cells.

Please do not tag my SFW account even if you recognize the characters thx.
A pencil sketche of a poorly drawn anthro deer blepping. He is wearing boxer briefs and saying "HOW 2 DEER" A shocked Anthro snow leopard, naked but with nothing showing, points at the deer "You have to cover it?!? Like, mine just APPEARS! WILD." An anthro fox from off page leans in with a stern expression on his face "Sprink, you are unique"
February 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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sidtheursid.bsky.social
Wanna draw a dink? Well, like foreskin, I've got you covered!
This is a series of images describing how to draw a penis. "Wow, a dick! In NSFW works, it's often necessary to simplify shapes. When it comes to the penis, I tend to break it down into six essential structures: - Glans - Corona - Sulcus - Foreskin (Optional) - Shaft - Scrotum and testes "It is possible to see the most basic form of a penis as an egg and cylinder. Add the corona and some simple distinction between the glans and the shaft, and voila, we have the most fundamental form of a penis as viewed from the front. Penises come in many shapes and sizes. This is a fact in the real world, and it will help you when making NSFW art as well. Bumps, uneven skin, folds, and scars will make a drawn penis feel real. What takes your egg and cylinder and turns it into a proper penis can be described in one word... variation!" "Now that we have some of the basics down, lets get a little more... acquainted with our subject. Unfortunately for us artists, penises don't exist in static form, only to be drawn from the front view. If we look at some of the examples to the left, you can see that, so long as you keep the details focused on key areas, it works to stay simple. I've found that highlighting areas such as the frenulum, the urethra, and the corpus spongiosm (The area on the bottom of the penis that looks like a raised ridge), tends to get people's attention." "It's all about weight, distribution of weight, that is! In order to make a penis appealing in NSFW works, it's important to rely on shapes and weight. Where you choose to put the heft in your penis is everything. Often, I see artists making perfectly symmetrical penises, or penises that are heavy at the bottom of the shaft, and unordinarily thin at the top. Although penises come in all shapes and sizes, it's good to keep some things consistent. A tip! In many organic structures, you can often simplify shapes into straight and curved. If you have one side that is more straight, generally speaking, the other side is likely to be curved."
January 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social
here is the terrible unicorn man i am talking about

(repost because i don't wanna go looking through all my old posts, plus now i can add alt text)
comic of a unicorn man and a hunter. the unicorn is 'caught' in a snare. if you look closely, you will see that there is a teeny unicorn charm on the snare rope, because it's his rope. the unicorn man is naked; the hunter is not DIALOGUE: unicorn: OH, CRUEL HUNTER! YOU HAVE CAUGHT ME, AND NOW I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LET YOU RAVISH ME! RIGHT HERE!! hunter: ...you tied that snare yourself. unicorn: so what if i did?
January 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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himbopunk.bsky.social
"himbo with no sense of self preservation" is hakim to a t, lol

#dragonage #veilguard #rookanis #lucanis #lucanisdellamorte #art #oc #shitpost
January 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
sparklynonsense.bsky.social
Have spicy fanfic on my mind and no energy to write it.

Dammit.

Also need a can o air for my keyboard.
December 27, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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jendrawscomics.bsky.social
Hey man the winter blues are hovering nearby so I'm putting this classic on your timeline in case you don't got legs right now
youtu.be/gSsJBO2JUO4?...
got legs?
YouTube video by Mikasacus
youtu.be
December 16, 2024 at 8:31 PM
sparklynonsense.bsky.social
I posted on main that my cintiq died. It has been dying for years but decided to finally turn off after not being able to turn off for 2 years. RIP.

I did NOT post that the last thing I drew was a sketch that was going to end up being my Rook being boinked by Lucanis.

A pretty good death IMO.
December 7, 2024 at 12:50 PM
sparklynonsense.bsky.social
I am not a bot, I am just an elf with a crow for a head.

Anyway, this is a placeholder for whatever sparkly nonsense I feel like posting :D
November 14, 2024 at 10:02 PM