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legally a minor, mentally an infant
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January 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
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how the greats fall...
December 19, 2024 at 9:24 PM
how the greats fall...
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Everything i like is in my room, why would i leave it
December 18, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Everything i like is in my room, why would i leave it
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Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath
December 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath
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me calling the CEO hotline to ask if their refrigerator's running
December 17, 2024 at 2:08 AM
me calling the CEO hotline to ask if their refrigerator's running
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I made some frankly preposterously good looking spaghetti for the kids. Fresh parm, homemade meatballs, fresh chopped basil. Restaurant looking stuff.
My 6 year old: Dad can I say heck?
Me: sure buddy:
My 6 year old: This spaghetti looks good as fuck.
My 6 year old: Dad can I say heck?
Me: sure buddy:
My 6 year old: This spaghetti looks good as fuck.
December 12, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I made some frankly preposterously good looking spaghetti for the kids. Fresh parm, homemade meatballs, fresh chopped basil. Restaurant looking stuff.
My 6 year old: Dad can I say heck?
Me: sure buddy:
My 6 year old: This spaghetti looks good as fuck.
My 6 year old: Dad can I say heck?
Me: sure buddy:
My 6 year old: This spaghetti looks good as fuck.
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not someone on the bus talking on the phone to someone about how if OJ was innocent luigi mangione should be too lmfao
December 9, 2024 at 10:17 PM
not someone on the bus talking on the phone to someone about how if OJ was innocent luigi mangione should be too lmfao
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PLEASE I NEED THIS SHIRT
December 10, 2024 at 1:56 AM
PLEASE I NEED THIS SHIRT
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bruh scrotum is such a funny word
December 5, 2024 at 4:12 AM
bruh scrotum is such a funny word
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dress up game fans unite
December 5, 2024 at 6:39 PM
dress up game fans unite
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post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
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I will repeat myself and say: Better Call Saul where everyone‘s a Muppet except Bob Odenkirk
December 4, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I will repeat myself and say: Better Call Saul where everyone‘s a Muppet except Bob Odenkirk
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in my freshman international relations class we did a mock UN simulation game thing with fake countries in teams of 4
my job was to use Twitter to spread propoganda using an account and hashtag made for the game
releasing me into this environment felt like being the first mongoose on Hawaii
my job was to use Twitter to spread propoganda using an account and hashtag made for the game
releasing me into this environment felt like being the first mongoose on Hawaii
December 4, 2024 at 1:35 PM
in my freshman international relations class we did a mock UN simulation game thing with fake countries in teams of 4
my job was to use Twitter to spread propoganda using an account and hashtag made for the game
releasing me into this environment felt like being the first mongoose on Hawaii
my job was to use Twitter to spread propoganda using an account and hashtag made for the game
releasing me into this environment felt like being the first mongoose on Hawaii
mood
December 4, 2024 at 2:52 PM
mood
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