alien :9
@spacecadetxo.bsky.social
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literally a shitposting account atp
literally a shitposting account atp
I wish they had polls on Bluesky to do some stupid crap like:
Hetalia daughter or country humans son
Hetalia daughter or country humans son
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I wish they had polls on Bluesky to do some stupid crap like:
Hetalia daughter or country humans son
Hetalia daughter or country humans son
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January 1, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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"feel the wrath of the goddess"
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"feel the wrath of the goddess"
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listen
if i put something down somewhere
and i do not look, unobstructedly and directly, at it and make deliberate note of its location
it's fucking gone
not even the memory OF a memory of that item's location remains
the entire category of thing that that object was in
NEVER existed
if i put something down somewhere
and i do not look, unobstructedly and directly, at it and make deliberate note of its location
it's fucking gone
not even the memory OF a memory of that item's location remains
the entire category of thing that that object was in
NEVER existed
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
listen
if i put something down somewhere
and i do not look, unobstructedly and directly, at it and make deliberate note of its location
it's fucking gone
not even the memory OF a memory of that item's location remains
the entire category of thing that that object was in
NEVER existed
if i put something down somewhere
and i do not look, unobstructedly and directly, at it and make deliberate note of its location
it's fucking gone
not even the memory OF a memory of that item's location remains
the entire category of thing that that object was in
NEVER existed
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Good morning 🐀🌲
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Good morning 🐀🌲
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Maybe it’s just my brain chemistry changing, but I’m starting to enjoy books in the way mid-2000’s library propaganda said I would.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Maybe it’s just my brain chemistry changing, but I’m starting to enjoy books in the way mid-2000’s library propaganda said I would.
me when I opened my Halloween candy and it was full of edibles
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
me when I opened my Halloween candy and it was full of edibles
I CANT GO TO OOMFS HALLOWEEN EVENT NOOOOOOOOO
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I CANT GO TO OOMFS HALLOWEEN EVENT NOOOOOOOOO
Don’t you hate whenever you’re in a quiet room and your stomach makes the most loudest, incomprehensible, terrifying sound ever that sounds like a freaking fart
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Don’t you hate whenever you’re in a quiet room and your stomach makes the most loudest, incomprehensible, terrifying sound ever that sounds like a freaking fart
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i get the vibe that some people dont understand when someone has a tendency for nervous or excited laughter. sometimes people get upset when i laugh a lot while reacting to something unsettling or cool on stream cause i guess they assume it's me making light of it but like nah man i just laugh
October 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i get the vibe that some people dont understand when someone has a tendency for nervous or excited laughter. sometimes people get upset when i laugh a lot while reacting to something unsettling or cool on stream cause i guess they assume it's me making light of it but like nah man i just laugh
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🦇 HAPPY BATMAN DAY 🦇
September 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
🦇 HAPPY BATMAN DAY 🦇
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✨Ulala’s Fashion Show!✨
(Open pic for full experience!)
(Open pic for full experience!)
September 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
✨Ulala’s Fashion Show!✨
(Open pic for full experience!)
(Open pic for full experience!)
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elphelt animation yippeee
August 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
elphelt animation yippeee
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
AriZona Iced Tea is considering raising their prices from $0.99 for the first time in nearly 30 years due to Trump's tariffs
(via nytimes)
(via nytimes)
August 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
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Men will be like "I hate drag" and then gush about their favourite anime where a purple haired man in a sparkly leotard fights villains by shooting thumbtacks out of their fingernails or some bullshit
July 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Men will be like "I hate drag" and then gush about their favourite anime where a purple haired man in a sparkly leotard fights villains by shooting thumbtacks out of their fingernails or some bullshit
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the lion does concern himself with the fact that alucard outlived everyone in this portrait
August 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the lion does concern himself with the fact that alucard outlived everyone in this portrait
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Misty & her Psyduck ready to fight!! 💥
August 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Misty & her Psyduck ready to fight!! 💥
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The roaring Uni appeared.
August 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The roaring Uni appeared.
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what it means to be human 🦋
June 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
what it means to be human 🦋
i can’t wait for future veteran deltarune players in the foreseeable future say “I remember when the deltarune chapters were dropping bro. such good times”
and then they would argue with newer players on how their arguably superior and better because of their experience than these “newgens”
and then they would argue with newer players on how their arguably superior and better because of their experience than these “newgens”
July 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i can’t wait for future veteran deltarune players in the foreseeable future say “I remember when the deltarune chapters were dropping bro. such good times”
and then they would argue with newer players on how their arguably superior and better because of their experience than these “newgens”
and then they would argue with newer players on how their arguably superior and better because of their experience than these “newgens”