elizabeth
@sourcederived.bsky.social
Kansan. Knitter. Lawyer-ish.
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Why does the larger one not simply eat the other one
October 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Why does the larger one not simply eat the other one
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lol this is what they fired him for saying
September 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
lol this is what they fired him for saying
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I had no wish for him to be murdered, but I’ll harshly judge anyone who flies their flag at half staff for that hateful extremist or talks about honoring his memory. There was no honor in his life.
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I had no wish for him to be murdered, but I’ll harshly judge anyone who flies their flag at half staff for that hateful extremist or talks about honoring his memory. There was no honor in his life.
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MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof.
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof.
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
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I actually do want this shooter caught, because the longer he’s on the loose, the longer right-wing media gets to create the bogeyman of an Antifa supersoldier instead of the pathetic, disgruntled ultrafascist loser weirdo these guys always inevitably turn out to be.
BREAKING: FBI says 2nd suspect in Charlie Kirk shooting has also been released. Shooter still at large
September 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I actually do want this shooter caught, because the longer he’s on the loose, the longer right-wing media gets to create the bogeyman of an Antifa supersoldier instead of the pathetic, disgruntled ultrafascist loser weirdo these guys always inevitably turn out to be.
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
No no, it’s only called Roadhouse if it’s from the Texas region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling steak.
August 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
No no, it’s only called Roadhouse if it’s from the Texas region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling steak.
I’m so confused as to why the degree of evilness of slavery is apparently in question but I don’t think I want anyone to tell me.
August 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I’m so confused as to why the degree of evilness of slavery is apparently in question but I don’t think I want anyone to tell me.
Not sure how I’m supposed to deliver a presentation to a client at the end of the week when the partner hasn’t given me the information needed, but guess we’re gonna have to find out
August 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Not sure how I’m supposed to deliver a presentation to a client at the end of the week when the partner hasn’t given me the information needed, but guess we’re gonna have to find out
After spending exactly one afternoon in Denver I can now confidently say, it’s not all of Colorado that has bad food, I’m just too close to Wyoming
August 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
After spending exactly one afternoon in Denver I can now confidently say, it’s not all of Colorado that has bad food, I’m just too close to Wyoming
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bath & body works? good for you my flexing pal. one for two on a good day over here
August 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
bath & body works? good for you my flexing pal. one for two on a good day over here
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
August 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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if he wanted to be in a war so bad he could've gone to Vietnam
that was available to him
that was available to him
June 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
if he wanted to be in a war so bad he could've gone to Vietnam
that was available to him
that was available to him
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
but what if, relegation for major league baseball
June 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
but what if, relegation for major league baseball
That feeling when the grocery store banger is THE GET UP KIDS???
June 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
That feeling when the grocery store banger is THE GET UP KIDS???
It’s a power metal festival and that means the women have shorter hair than the men
June 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It’s a power metal festival and that means the women have shorter hair than the men
At 3:45 this morning my husband caught someone spray painting a swastika on our front door and the N word on our stoop.
March 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
At 3:45 this morning my husband caught someone spray painting a swastika on our front door and the N word on our stoop.
Cannot at all believe this is real
I was led to believe this would be a holiday from it.
I was led to believe this would be a holiday from it.
February 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Cannot at all believe this is real
I was led to believe this would be a holiday from it.
I was led to believe this would be a holiday from it.
Cannot at all believe this is real
I was led to believe this would be a holiday from it.
I was led to believe this would be a holiday from it.
February 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Cannot at all believe this is real
I was led to believe this would be a holiday from it.
I was led to believe this would be a holiday from it.
B’s bucket list:
✅ demand personally that Patrick Stump play Spidey songs
✅ demand personally that Patrick Stump play Spidey songs
February 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
B’s bucket list:
✅ demand personally that Patrick Stump play Spidey songs
✅ demand personally that Patrick Stump play Spidey songs
On third thought, phoenix in February was absolutely the play
February 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
On third thought, phoenix in February was absolutely the play