Slartibartfast
@sortyourselfout.bsky.social
Strange but hardly original. Holistically inconsequential.
No one is a monster in their own story
January 16, 2026 at 5:44 AM
No one is a monster in their own story
Im sacrificing my morning swim and hot tub dip for this?!?
January 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Im sacrificing my morning swim and hot tub dip for this?!?
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Reposted by Slartibartfast
At least Obama's hypothetical Death Panels would have decided who deserved to die based on a rubric more complicated than "did they just piss off a high school dropout armed by the state"
January 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
At least Obama's hypothetical Death Panels would have decided who deserved to die based on a rubric more complicated than "did they just piss off a high school dropout armed by the state"
When someone says "they" ask for specifics. Challenge overgeneralizations.
January 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
When someone says "they" ask for specifics. Challenge overgeneralizations.
From Les Murray's "The Meaning of Existence"
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
From Les Murray's "The Meaning of Existence"
I am sick of pep-talking you into your own bullsh*t.
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I am sick of pep-talking you into your own bullsh*t.
My experienced symptoms of autism and adhd sometimes balance each other out, and I have moments of glaringly high functionality
January 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
My experienced symptoms of autism and adhd sometimes balance each other out, and I have moments of glaringly high functionality
"Informative, accessible, and far from dry..."
#quotesoutofcontext
#quotesoutofcontext
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
"Informative, accessible, and far from dry..."
#quotesoutofcontext
#quotesoutofcontext
Ham (hamburglar) is our oldest boy and our only void kitty. He is the night. He is... Catman.
January 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Ham (hamburglar) is our oldest boy and our only void kitty. He is the night. He is... Catman.
The butter melted. Lol. Yes his name is butter (singular).
January 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
The butter melted. Lol. Yes his name is butter (singular).
This handsome fellow is called Banana. He is the king of the castle.
January 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
This handsome fellow is called Banana. He is the king of the castle.
A page just isnt a page if you dont share your cats. This is Cheese and Crackers. We have five total. These are the newest additions to our clowder.
January 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
A page just isnt a page if you dont share your cats. This is Cheese and Crackers. We have five total. These are the newest additions to our clowder.
I understand that thats not how it should be, but you need to understand that thats how it currently is.
January 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I understand that thats not how it should be, but you need to understand that thats how it currently is.
Pay attention.
A debt I never seem to reconcile. Constantly running behind with each new bill.
Pay attention.
A fee I can't afford.
A luxury I don't qualify for.
A debt I never seem to reconcile. Constantly running behind with each new bill.
Pay attention.
A fee I can't afford.
A luxury I don't qualify for.
January 11, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Pay attention.
A debt I never seem to reconcile. Constantly running behind with each new bill.
Pay attention.
A fee I can't afford.
A luxury I don't qualify for.
A debt I never seem to reconcile. Constantly running behind with each new bill.
Pay attention.
A fee I can't afford.
A luxury I don't qualify for.
My brain is not wired to survive. Its wired to seek dopamine.
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
My brain is not wired to survive. Its wired to seek dopamine.
We cant let this happen again! We scream from the merry-go-round.
January 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
We cant let this happen again! We scream from the merry-go-round.
If you missed your chance to study the intricacies of the second world war... Just wait a min, its all coming back around.
January 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
If you missed your chance to study the intricacies of the second world war... Just wait a min, its all coming back around.
Wow. Never thought id literally get to see 1930s Germany acted out so well in such a large scale production.
January 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Wow. Never thought id literally get to see 1930s Germany acted out so well in such a large scale production.
The bananas brown on the counter, refusing to bake themselves into bread. What an insolent woman I've become.
January 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The bananas brown on the counter, refusing to bake themselves into bread. What an insolent woman I've become.
Hes the snatchiest of body snatchers
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Hes the snatchiest of body snatchers
This meeting could have been a fist fight
January 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
This meeting could have been a fist fight
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Big Oil spent nearly $100M to get Trump elected in 2024.
Now Trump is returning the favor, giving them advance notice of his Venezuela attack and inviting them to the White House to discuss how they will divvy up control of the country's oil.
Oligarchy in action.
Now Trump is returning the favor, giving them advance notice of his Venezuela attack and inviting them to the White House to discuss how they will divvy up control of the country's oil.
Oligarchy in action.
January 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Big Oil spent nearly $100M to get Trump elected in 2024.
Now Trump is returning the favor, giving them advance notice of his Venezuela attack and inviting them to the White House to discuss how they will divvy up control of the country's oil.
Oligarchy in action.
Now Trump is returning the favor, giving them advance notice of his Venezuela attack and inviting them to the White House to discuss how they will divvy up control of the country's oil.
Oligarchy in action.