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Strange but hardly original. Holistically inconsequential.
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From Les Murray's "The Meaning of Existence"
Poem typed on a page: Everything except language, knows the meaning of existence. Trees, plants, rivers, time, know nothing else. They express it, moment by moment as the universe. Even this fool of a body lives it in part, and would, have full dignity within it, but for the ignorant freedom, of my talking mind.
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Ham (hamburglar) is our oldest boy and our only void kitty. He is the night. He is... Catman.
Image shows a black tabby cat, upclose. Sunlight from the left shining on its fur makes the fur appear deep brown and warm as opposed to jet black. Pictures hang on the wall of the room in the background. The cat appears relaxed and content.
January 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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The butter melted. Lol. Yes his name is butter (singular).
Image shows orange tabby cat sleeping sprawled out on the top of a black leather couch. You can see the home's dining table and back door in the room.
January 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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This handsome fellow is called Banana. He is the king of the castle.
Image of an orange tabby cat with Maine coon features. The cat is poised on some garden rocks in front of an evergreen bush. His expression indicates he is in hunting mode, searching intently for something to pounce on.
January 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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A page just isnt a page if you dont share your cats. This is Cheese and Crackers. We have five total. These are the newest additions to our clowder.
A photo of two young orange tabby cats, about six months old, sitting on a black couch with some blankets. One Cat is sitting obnoxiously on top of the other cat.
January 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Black text on white background says "might fuck around and refuse to allow an unjust fucked up society to rob me of my ability to embrace whimsical nonesensibilities, silliness, and hope"
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Image shows a text exchange. Person A says "what kind of music do you like" person B responds "imagine dragons". Person A says "okay" then person B says "cool, now imagine them playing banjos with thier claws"
January 12, 2026 at 2:05 PM
sortyourselfout.bsky.social
Im just going through something right now
A first person view going through a stone tunnel. The walls are old and worn. The tunnel is short and easy to walk through.
January 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
sortyourselfout.bsky.social
🦋What sound does a butterfly make?

Currently enjoying the signs 😌
Sundogs jog across the sky
The birthing process fully complete
Time for the fungus to retreat
The cobblestones are visible and marked with red
An illuminated path to the next chapter ahead.
A winter landscape of the sun just above the horizon. Show covers a flat prairie. The air is cold enough to create a sundog effect around the sun that looks like a giant invisible circle punctuated on each side by bright spots. This gives the effect of seeing three suns in the sky.
January 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM