Chris Dixon
@sortadickish.bsky.social
He/Him cis het poly - love to write, read, movies, D&D nerd, cook, photography, and a perv. Sci-fi, fantasy, good romance ( ok even the cheesy stuff 🤦♂️).
Grey Witch
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SW = Work
Grey Witch
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SW = Work
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Snakes? Hell no! Trouser snakes? Hell yes! 🐍
Thaaaank you @fischji.bsky.social for introducing me to the expression "trouser snake" 😅 and for writing things, that are just soooo fun to record!
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
Thaaaank you @fischji.bsky.social for introducing me to the expression "trouser snake" 😅 and for writing things, that are just soooo fun to record!
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Snakes? Hell no! Trouser snakes? Hell yes! 🐍
Thaaaank you @fischji.bsky.social for introducing me to the expression "trouser snake" 😅 and for writing things, that are just soooo fun to record!
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
Thaaaank you @fischji.bsky.social for introducing me to the expression "trouser snake" 😅 and for writing things, that are just soooo fun to record!
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
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RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/
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Dear New York, at the very least, please give wonderful Democratic Socialist Mamdani a massive landslide victory so that he has a mandate.
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Dear New York, at the very least, please give wonderful Democratic Socialist Mamdani a massive landslide victory so that he has a mandate.
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The largest war ship in the world has been moved to the Caribbean, along with other ships, bombers, amphibious vehicles and more.
That’s a lot of firepower to stop small vessels carrying drugs.
It looks a lot more like preparation for war.
Congress needs to get involved before it’s too late.
That’s a lot of firepower to stop small vessels carrying drugs.
It looks a lot more like preparation for war.
Congress needs to get involved before it’s too late.
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The largest war ship in the world has been moved to the Caribbean, along with other ships, bombers, amphibious vehicles and more.
That’s a lot of firepower to stop small vessels carrying drugs.
It looks a lot more like preparation for war.
Congress needs to get involved before it’s too late.
That’s a lot of firepower to stop small vessels carrying drugs.
It looks a lot more like preparation for war.
Congress needs to get involved before it’s too late.
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REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
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Thank you to everyone who’s supported us.
And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Thank you to everyone who’s supported us.
And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
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The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.
September 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.
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🎯!!!
The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.
September 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
🎯!!!
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PRESS CONFERENCE: They’re going to share the photos and video they’ve already released. Now they’re calling him a suspect as opposed to a person of interest.
They’re turning to the public to get help. They don’t have him.
They’re turning to the public to get help. They don’t have him.
September 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
PRESS CONFERENCE: They’re going to share the photos and video they’ve already released. Now they’re calling him a suspect as opposed to a person of interest.
They’re turning to the public to get help. They don’t have him.
They’re turning to the public to get help. They don’t have him.
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🚨 Cooks, help me out!
Having someone over for dinner for the first time and this is their allergy list.
Any ideas what I could make?
All mold (inlcudes most cheeses, cured meats, etc)
Eggs
Soy
Mushrooms (ingestion and contact)
Pork
Pineapple
Gluten
Dairy
Asparagus
Rosemary
Having someone over for dinner for the first time and this is their allergy list.
Any ideas what I could make?
All mold (inlcudes most cheeses, cured meats, etc)
Eggs
Soy
Mushrooms (ingestion and contact)
Pork
Pineapple
Gluten
Dairy
Asparagus
Rosemary
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
🚨 Cooks, help me out!
Having someone over for dinner for the first time and this is their allergy list.
Any ideas what I could make?
All mold (inlcudes most cheeses, cured meats, etc)
Eggs
Soy
Mushrooms (ingestion and contact)
Pork
Pineapple
Gluten
Dairy
Asparagus
Rosemary
Having someone over for dinner for the first time and this is their allergy list.
Any ideas what I could make?
All mold (inlcudes most cheeses, cured meats, etc)
Eggs
Soy
Mushrooms (ingestion and contact)
Pork
Pineapple
Gluten
Dairy
Asparagus
Rosemary
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Big sigh. Watch this.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
September 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Big sigh. Watch this.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
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It's time to grab the popcorn, folks 🍿
Oklahoma Education Chief Accused Of Airing Porn During Meeting Now Claims GOP Governor Set Him Up
Time to grab the popcorn 🍿
www.comicsands.com
July 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's time to grab the popcorn, folks 🍿
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It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes
July 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes
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CDC Recommends Eating A Nice Crisp Shiny Apple Instead Of Having Unprotected Sex theonion.com/cdc-rec...
July 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
CDC Recommends Eating A Nice Crisp Shiny Apple Instead Of Having Unprotected Sex theonion.com/cdc-rec...
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Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.
July 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.
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Jeffrey Epstein shut down Congress.
July 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Jeffrey Epstein shut down Congress.
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He's gonna pardon Ghislaine and she's gonna say under oath Michelle Obama did January 6th.
July 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
He's gonna pardon Ghislaine and she's gonna say under oath Michelle Obama did January 6th.
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For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
July 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
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This is what fear looks like.
July 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This is what fear looks like.
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The fact that the President of the United States posts a fake video of a kneeling Barack Obama being handcuffed and we’re supposed to pretend it’s perfectly normal, everyday stuff shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
July 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The fact that the President of the United States posts a fake video of a kneeling Barack Obama being handcuffed and we’re supposed to pretend it’s perfectly normal, everyday stuff shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
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Okay so I have done nothing for my appearance today but I think I pulled this off
July 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Okay so I have done nothing for my appearance today but I think I pulled this off