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Since 2013, the home advantage in MLS Cup Finals at the end of regulation is huge: 7W-4D-1L. Even assuming even chances for home and away teams in ET and penalties for the ties (the games actually went 2 and 2), that's a 75% win advantage (9-to-3) for home teams.

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December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Just give Doyle and Wiebe a small budget and complete editorial freedom to make 10 hours of stuff worth watching on Apple TV every week, it would transform MLS overnight
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Extratime was *by miles* the best non-written content MLS has ever had. And instead of giving it a bigger platform and building it out for Apple TV, they killed it and replaced it with blah.
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
There is zero moral virtue in being sadder than other people
I hate the esoteric depression-bait that shows up on this site. Conscious time has always been commodified in some sense, you just had to use 100% of it it to hunt or subsistence farm for yourself. Specialization allows everyone to have more free time by virtue of not having to grow your own food
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I hate the esoteric depression-bait that shows up on this site. Conscious time has always been commodified in some sense, you just had to use 100% of it it to hunt or subsistence farm for yourself. Specialization allows everyone to have more free time by virtue of not having to grow your own food
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
HAWK DUAH
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Notably, Minnesota United is not on this list
Sounders up to no. 9 is CONCACAF club rankings.
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
These guys could offer Seattle $3 million for Danny Musovski and we’d accept in a heartbeat and they’d get 3x the production. Absolute morons run DC United
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You could see the talent there, but ultimately his lack of physicality was a limitation when he was on the field against teams that sat deep and played hard. You don’t want him taking minutes from Minoungou or De la Vega on the left
Doesn’t sound like Ryan Kent’s return is in the cards: ‘There’s just not gonna be a role for him here next year. So that door's closed.’
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
>Walk up to movement
>It has leftist aesthetics
>Ask participant if movement is antifascist or ethnonationalist
>He doesnt understand
>Pull out diagram explaining difference between antifascism and ethnonationalism
>He laughs and says “it’s a good movement sir”
>Watch movement
>It’s ethnonationalist
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I don’t stand with the USLPA, for the simple reason that their instagram post was clearly written using Chat GPT
This post by the USLPA needs to be seen and read.

The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Dawg imagine the USMNT with Noah Allen in Tim Ream’s spot
Dawg imagine the Sounders with Noah Allen in Nouhou’s spot
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Everyone's talking about Inter Miami's attack, and rightfully so. But in four playoff games so far, they're allowing 1.01 xG against per game and just 0.75 goals against. Both would have been good for by far the best defense in the MLS regular season.

Incredible job by Javier Mascherano.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Miami’s last two games are gonna be against Philly and at home against Vancouver it’s Joever
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Dawg imagine the Sounders with Noah Allen in Nouhou’s spot
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Most technical FC Cincinnati center back
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What an unbelievable bottlejob from Vancouver. Hindsight yada yada but not sure leaving Blackmon on was a wise choice given his lack of recent playing time and picking up two injuries during this game
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The good news for LAFC fans is that they never have to watch another match where the team they support is managed by Steve Cherundolo
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Mike Watts is an American Soccer treasure and Apple needs to get him involved
"Dick rises to the occasion!"

Eric Dick with a couple of big saves to keep the #USL Championship Final tied in extra time
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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“How could you build your roster in such a way that you give 4,400 minutes to Sebastien Ibeagha and Lalas Abubakar?!”
Pep Guardiola pulled a cameraman in for a chat after full time at St. James’ Park 🗣️🎥
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Costa Rica failing to qualify for an expanded world cup without competing against the US or Mexico for a spot… all of the other Concacaf sides are deeply unserious when the rubber meets the road
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Incredible ragebait from 3four3 on the other site posting player ratings after the match. Insulted MLS multiple times, then called Gio Reyna “pedestrian” and a “defensive liability“, before calling Max Arfsten the best player on the field
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Sergiño Dest rules
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Lmao that‘s a penalty and a red card surely?!
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Matt Freese does not rule
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM