Playing a new "high" game in the hammock called "how many times can I think the phrase 'beer before candy, hurricane Sandy'" without bursting out laughing
August 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Playing a new "high" game in the hammock called "how many times can I think the phrase 'beer before candy, hurricane Sandy'" without bursting out laughing
Wokeness has not been destroyed, it has merely gone underground. Every weekend my comrades and I get together in a secret location and say pronouns to each other
May 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Wokeness has not been destroyed, it has merely gone underground. Every weekend my comrades and I get together in a secret location and say pronouns to each other
True Catholicism is placing a parlay that the next pope will bring back an old Latin name like Innocent or Urban, and that he’ll also be a confirmed fan of the Philadelphia Eagles
May 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I wasn’t terribly far off but I would not have won the parlay
New guy asked about what I do outside work and instead of just dropping it after "Nothing," was like "What, do you just go home and do nothing every night and weekend?"
Bud, I don't know how to explain that I hang out in a discord call with strange gay people without creating even more questions
February 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
New guy asked about what I do outside work and instead of just dropping it after "Nothing," was like "What, do you just go home and do nothing every night and weekend?"
Bud, I don't know how to explain that I hang out in a discord call with strange gay people without creating even more questions