Sophia A
@sophia-a.bsky.social
Christian. Reader. SAHM. Big fan of cookies. Fall fanatic. The kind of person who thinks she’s chill, but is actually anxious and wants a plan.
Just my random thoughts, mostly about my own life.
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Just my random thoughts, mostly about my own life.
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This is the funniest sentence I have ever read.
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 AM
This is the funniest sentence I have ever read.
“Bring back the 1980s vaccine schedule!”
Right. Because we stopped learning in 1989.
Right. Because we stopped learning in 1989.
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
“Bring back the 1980s vaccine schedule!”
Right. Because we stopped learning in 1989.
Right. Because we stopped learning in 1989.
Also, the most baffling internet posts are “how do I keep the cheer and warmth of the Christmas tree throughout winter?” 1. Don’t rush your Christmas decorations. 2. I have twinkle lights up year-round. I don’t care if it feels college dormy.
People who decorate for Christmas before Thanksgiving because they "love Christmas" but then take it all down before Three Kings Day don't actually love Christmas. They just like rushing things. #ChristmasIsNotOver #TheTwelveDaysOfChristmas
January 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Also, the most baffling internet posts are “how do I keep the cheer and warmth of the Christmas tree throughout winter?” 1. Don’t rush your Christmas decorations. 2. I have twinkle lights up year-round. I don’t care if it feels college dormy.
But, 16 more trips and I finally hit the highest reward of a free quarter zip, so really it’s an INVESTMENT.
I resisted buying a cold brew today because the pre-Christmas grocery bills were oof and I knew he’d be like “come on.” ha.
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
But, 16 more trips and I finally hit the highest reward of a free quarter zip, so really it’s an INVESTMENT.
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have the bandwidth to create anything, or at least not anything she felt worth preserving.
I'm so grateful Austen was born. She made so many people so happy in so many ways. And I hope that as a birthday gift, you all will stop attributing to her that darned line about excellent boiled potatoes.
I'm so grateful Austen was born. She made so many people so happy in so many ways. And I hope that as a birthday gift, you all will stop attributing to her that darned line about excellent boiled potatoes.
December 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I have a special place on my heart for anyone with a brain tumor. I was stupid lucky with mine—and I’m an adult—so I cannot fathom the terror this sweet girl and her family are experiencing.
A couple weeks ago I asked if you could pray for my best friend's daughter. It's been a terrible daze since we found out about her brain tumor. Of your charity, please consider donating anything you can and, if nothing else, please share this.
Lord have mercy...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Lord have mercy...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I have a special place on my heart for anyone with a brain tumor. I was stupid lucky with mine—and I’m an adult—so I cannot fathom the terror this sweet girl and her family are experiencing.
The Lazy Genius Facebook group has turned into a “help me get my husband to not suck” and I’m uncomfortable. But I still read the posts.
December 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The Lazy Genius Facebook group has turned into a “help me get my husband to not suck” and I’m uncomfortable. But I still read the posts.
I keep thinking when we’re visiting family someone can watch the kids hike my husband and my go on a brunch date. But then I remembe the smell of hot coffee now nauseates me. 😭
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I keep thinking when we’re visiting family someone can watch the kids hike my husband and my go on a brunch date. But then I remembe the smell of hot coffee now nauseates me. 😭
This is the most insane thing I have ever heard.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is the most insane thing I have ever heard.
I gave my grandpa framed pictures of my sons (9 months, 3yo) and he said “oh, it’s the twins.”
So, dementia is a bummer.
So, dementia is a bummer.
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I gave my grandpa framed pictures of my sons (9 months, 3yo) and he said “oh, it’s the twins.”
So, dementia is a bummer.
So, dementia is a bummer.
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I’m giving away two copies of our book!
To enter:
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Runs through Friday 12/12.
Many thanks to those who read and left reviews. ❤️
I’m giving away two copies of our book!
To enter:
-follow me
- like & share this post
-tag ppl for extra entries
-share on a diff platform for extra entries
-let me know in the comments!
Runs through Friday 12/12.
Many thanks to those who read and left reviews. ❤️
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
🎁✨🎄GIVEAWAY🎁✨🎄
I’m giving away two copies of our book!
To enter:
-follow me
- like & share this post
-tag ppl for extra entries
-share on a diff platform for extra entries
-let me know in the comments!
Runs through Friday 12/12.
Many thanks to those who read and left reviews. ❤️
I’m giving away two copies of our book!
To enter:
-follow me
- like & share this post
-tag ppl for extra entries
-share on a diff platform for extra entries
-let me know in the comments!
Runs through Friday 12/12.
Many thanks to those who read and left reviews. ❤️
A school near us is doing a Christmas dress up day ever day for the next few weeks, and the parents must be going insane.
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
A school near us is doing a Christmas dress up day ever day for the next few weeks, and the parents must be going insane.
A former friend said that Sally’s cinnamon roll frosting was “too cream cheesy” and I shoukd have known then it would end badly.
Parasocial relationships are so weird and also I would probably die for Sally from Sally’s Baking Addiction if I needed to
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A former friend said that Sally’s cinnamon roll frosting was “too cream cheesy” and I shoukd have known then it would end badly.
You know what, I kinda think we maybe don’t need to stress about being “magic makers” for our kids. THE PRESSURE. Take care of them, look at leaves, pick flowers, make cookies, eat cookies, buy cookies. Look, cookies are the only magic a child needs (It’s me, I’m the child).
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You know what, I kinda think we maybe don’t need to stress about being “magic makers” for our kids. THE PRESSURE. Take care of them, look at leaves, pick flowers, make cookies, eat cookies, buy cookies. Look, cookies are the only magic a child needs (It’s me, I’m the child).
Day 3 of our landlord working on the electric on our house.
Super fun to have someone to visit my parenting. So fun.
Super fun to have someone to visit my parenting. So fun.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Day 3 of our landlord working on the electric on our house.
Super fun to have someone to visit my parenting. So fun.
Super fun to have someone to visit my parenting. So fun.
Yes. One time a friend told me she couldn’t imagine a holiday without any alcohol. I was absolutely baffled. My grandma was a recovering alcoholic and my husband has a lot of family against alcohol. We haven’t done holidays with anyone in my dad’s family in idk 17 years?!
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Yes. One time a friend told me she couldn’t imagine a holiday without any alcohol. I was absolutely baffled. My grandma was a recovering alcoholic and my husband has a lot of family against alcohol. We haven’t done holidays with anyone in my dad’s family in idk 17 years?!
Putting the baby down for his last nap and I hear the 3yo using tape.
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November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Putting the baby down for his last nap and I hear the 3yo using tape.
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“Mommy, why is the Gruffalo a monster?”
I don’t know, kid. Maybe his humidifier broke and dripped water on the wooden dresser soaking all of his spouse’s clothes, which you now need to dry, but you can’t put them away because the drawers are drying in the bedroom and that’s where the baby sleeps.
I don’t know, kid. Maybe his humidifier broke and dripped water on the wooden dresser soaking all of his spouse’s clothes, which you now need to dry, but you can’t put them away because the drawers are drying in the bedroom and that’s where the baby sleeps.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“Mommy, why is the Gruffalo a monster?”
I don’t know, kid. Maybe his humidifier broke and dripped water on the wooden dresser soaking all of his spouse’s clothes, which you now need to dry, but you can’t put them away because the drawers are drying in the bedroom and that’s where the baby sleeps.
I don’t know, kid. Maybe his humidifier broke and dripped water on the wooden dresser soaking all of his spouse’s clothes, which you now need to dry, but you can’t put them away because the drawers are drying in the bedroom and that’s where the baby sleeps.
Humiliating.
Is there anything more embarrassing than your significant other, whom you love more than life itself and who accepts every aspect of your being, walking in on you while you're taking a selfie
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Humiliating.
Not for lack of the news on in my house, I did not learn this. Re-emerging after 4 years of homeschooling, I told my new public school friends in 7th grade that I wasn’t going to kiss anyone because it was oral sex.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Not for lack of the news on in my house, I did not learn this. Re-emerging after 4 years of homeschooling, I told my new public school friends in 7th grade that I wasn’t going to kiss anyone because it was oral sex.
Hey! The face of a woman without a brain tumor! Still! Praise be to God for a clear and stable MRI.
And for oncologists who message you asap, so you find out very quickly.
And for oncologists who message you asap, so you find out very quickly.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hey! The face of a woman without a brain tumor! Still! Praise be to God for a clear and stable MRI.
And for oncologists who message you asap, so you find out very quickly.
And for oncologists who message you asap, so you find out very quickly.
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sorry I can’t come I hate all my clothes
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
sorry I can’t come I hate all my clothes
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It's so weird to me that society is allowed to hate cats just because they have personal boundaries but anyone who dislikes dogs is a villain even though dogs do not respect people's personal boundaries. It's like dogs are gods and even humans have to bow to them.
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It's so weird to me that society is allowed to hate cats just because they have personal boundaries but anyone who dislikes dogs is a villain even though dogs do not respect people's personal boundaries. It's like dogs are gods and even humans have to bow to them.
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INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out