Used to love Homes Under the Hammer, it was so satisfying seeing a shite garden cleared and awful crumbling decor spruced up. Now it's just some annoying show where the presenter asks "what drew you to this house?" and a monotone man answers "I want to add it to my portfolio".

quick, the farms are empty, let’s build some houses

Now that we’re here, and the angry people are on X and the dancing people are on insta, and we’re all finding a place; wouldn’t it be nice if there was a peaceful garden somewhere, just for the sexy lady bot accounts, where they could finally rest.

Good grief do our neighbours know how to put on a great party, legends!