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when people ask what you're writing/reading and you don't want to say fanfiction:
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
when people ask what you're writing/reading and you don't want to say fanfiction:
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
Just found out new that new cars have sensors that tell you when a car is in your blind spot/help you park and still none of you can drive
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just found out new that new cars have sensors that tell you when a car is in your blind spot/help you park and still none of you can drive
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Looking at the camera like in the office as older relatives question why its so warm recently. How odd. How strange. How could this happen.
December 28, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Looking at the camera like in the office as older relatives question why its so warm recently. How odd. How strange. How could this happen.
When you’re getting a pedicure and have you refrain from kicking the nail lady in her teeth when she start scrubbing the callouses off ur feet
December 28, 2024 at 8:42 PM
When you’re getting a pedicure and have you refrain from kicking the nail lady in her teeth when she start scrubbing the callouses off ur feet
walking around in public with huge headphones on so nobody asks why i’m naked
December 14, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
AUSTIN, TX—In a sweeping prohibition with immediate implications for the Lone Star State’s potential mothers-to-be, Texas banned the sale of luggage to pregnant women Monday. “With this law, we ensure...
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December 14, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
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Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
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December 9, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 29, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
November 21, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.
November 20, 2024 at 10:51 PM
weezer was right. what IS with these homies dissing my girl?
November 20, 2024 at 10:48 PM