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My favorite NFL team of all time is whichever team is playing the “LA” Chargers
Every year the Chargers don’t win a Super Bowl, that’s my Super Bowl. I am undefeated. If they lose in the playoffs, I cum in my pants.
FOOTBALL SATAN - LEND ME YOUR POWER!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
🔥🤘😈🤘🔥
Every year the Chargers don’t win a Super Bowl, that’s my Super Bowl. I am undefeated. If they lose in the playoffs, I cum in my pants.
FOOTBALL SATAN - LEND ME YOUR POWER!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
🔥🤘😈🤘🔥
Analytics folks, is JJ any worse than rookie Caleb ? Rookie Bryce ? Is this too early, is what im asking.
"It wasn’t just ugly to watch, it was uncomfortable to watch. A football snuff film. McCarthy’s yips were so pronounced that they became contagious." defector.com/j-j-mccarthy...
J.J. McCarthy Sucks | Defector
I’ve seen enough of J.J. McCarthy. On a weekend where draftmates Bo Nix and Drake Maye assumed full command of the AFC, there was the Vikings quarterback playing football as if he had acute lead poiso...
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November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Analytics folks, is JJ any worse than rookie Caleb ? Rookie Bryce ? Is this too early, is what im asking.
Why does Kirk Cousins call Penix “RG3” or “Griff” in every interview ?
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Why does Kirk Cousins call Penix “RG3” or “Griff” in every interview ?
It’s not his best game but to call him “smellquan buttley” ??? 🙄
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It’s not his best game but to call him “smellquan buttley” ??? 🙄
Kenny Gainwell ? Yes he can
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Kenny Gainwell ? Yes he can
Knock me over with a feather
Jameis Winston down a TD w four minutes left what could go wrong
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Knock me over with a feather
Of all the credibly accused rapists in the nfl, Winston is by far the most charismatic ❤️❤️❤️😆😆😆❤️❤️❤️
I saw Hamilton (again) last night because Leslie Odom Jr. was back as Burr. Unfortunately, Jameis Winston was not in it. But maybe next time?
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Of all the credibly accused rapists in the nfl, Winston is by far the most charismatic ❤️❤️❤️😆😆😆❤️❤️❤️
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I’m not even a chargers fan and I’m embarrassed for them.
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’m not even a chargers fan and I’m embarrassed for them.
Cannot disagree - guy barely looks better than Justin Herbert today
Seriously you HAVE to bench McCarthy right now. He’s shattered
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Cannot disagree - guy barely looks better than Justin Herbert today
How bout them chargers ???? 😈😈😈
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
How bout them chargers ???? 😈😈😈
Shambles ! What have I done to deserve this !? Has my completely above-board transaction with the devil come back to bite me somehow ??????!!??
⚠️⚠️⚠️ INJURY UPDATE ⚠️⚠️⚠️
Sam LaPorta (back) was NOT seen at practice again on Thursday.
Per Jeremy Reisman.
Sam LaPorta (back) was NOT seen at practice again on Thursday.
Per Jeremy Reisman.
⚠️⚠️⚠️ INJURY NEWS ⚠️⚠️⚠️
Sam LaPorta (back) did NOT practice on Wednesday.
Sam LaPorta (back) did NOT practice on Wednesday.
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Shambles ! What have I done to deserve this !? Has my completely above-board transaction with the devil come back to bite me somehow ??????!!??
Ive got every Ja jersey. A little nervous this time though …
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Ive got every Ja jersey. A little nervous this time though …
“The ball is in your court.”
I know what it means but every ball game on earth is played on a shared court or field. What could this ever have meant ?
I know what it means but every ball game on earth is played on a shared court or field. What could this ever have meant ?
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“The ball is in your court.”
I know what it means but every ball game on earth is played on a shared court or field. What could this ever have meant ?
I know what it means but every ball game on earth is played on a shared court or field. What could this ever have meant ?
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Some big news happening today!
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Some big news happening today!
Real lol @ the punchline
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Real lol @ the punchline
Can’t have nothin !
⚠️⚠️⚠️ INJURY UPDATE ⚠️⚠️⚠️
Darius Slayton (hamstring) did NOT practice on Wednesday.
Darius Slayton (hamstring) did NOT practice on Wednesday.
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Can’t have nothin !
episode 2 they used the theme from mad men instead of the succession theme. am I having a stroke ????
Rewatching succession and they’re calling him “wogan woy” and now I don’t remember if that was always his name
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
episode 2 they used the theme from mad men instead of the succession theme. am I having a stroke ????
before the draft I said jerry Jeudy was going to be better than ceedee lamb
never wrong, just early 💪
never wrong, just early 💪
Tried to get my head around major usage changes for Jameson Williams and Jerry Jeudy.
I think it's more real than not.
www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...
I think it's more real than not.
www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...
Jameson Williams, Derrick Henry headline Week 11's Regression Files
Check out which players are running hot or cold headed into Week 11 and what it might mean for your start-sit decisions.
www.nbcsports.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
before the draft I said jerry Jeudy was going to be better than ceedee lamb
never wrong, just early 💪
never wrong, just early 💪
Rewatching succession and they’re calling him “wogan woy” and now I don’t remember if that was always his name
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Rewatching succession and they’re calling him “wogan woy” and now I don’t remember if that was always his name
re: Kim kardashian's new streaming series "all's fair"
you can hear the record skip as the tone shifts from the promo description to the critical description - genuinely made me lol
you can hear the record skip as the tone shifts from the promo description to the critical description - genuinely made me lol
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
re: Kim kardashian's new streaming series "all's fair"
you can hear the record skip as the tone shifts from the promo description to the critical description - genuinely made me lol
you can hear the record skip as the tone shifts from the promo description to the critical description - genuinely made me lol
Rodgers moving around like he ate a big Thanksgiving dinner right before the game
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Rodgers moving around like he ate a big Thanksgiving dinner right before the game
Oh my god get him the fuck out of here
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Oh my god get him the fuck out of here
since I announced my giants fandom last month the giants have lost Malik nabers cam skattebo Darius slayton (intermittently) and Jaxson dart
If Jaxson Dart defeats the fucking Chargers in his debut in NYC tomorrow, I will formalize my Giants fandom - I will have a team again!
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
since I announced my giants fandom last month the giants have lost Malik nabers cam skattebo Darius slayton (intermittently) and Jaxson dart
noooooO!!!!
🚨🚨🚨 INJURY NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
Jaxson Dart is headed to the blue medical tent.
Russell Wilson is in the game.
Jaxson Dart is headed to the blue medical tent.
Russell Wilson is in the game.
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
noooooO!!!!
justice hill more like violet hill this guy is still a banger after all these years
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
justice hill more like violet hill this guy is still a banger after all these years