Sofie Hagen
@sofiehagen.bsky.social
Comedian. Author. Podcaster.
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@sofiehagen.bsky.social
· Jun 13
Fat Jokes | Sofie Hagen
YouTube video by Sofie Hagen
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I just released a mini-comedy special called Fat Jokes, which is me doing Fat Jokes for 15 minutes. It's on YouTube. I know there are much more important things happening in the world, but maybe you want to laugh for a bit?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RbB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RbB...
I just released a mini-comedy special called Fat Jokes, which is me doing Fat Jokes for 15 minutes. It's on YouTube. I know there are much more important things happening in the world, but maybe you want to laugh for a bit?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RbB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RbB...
Fat Jokes | Sofie Hagen
YouTube video by Sofie Hagen
www.youtube.com
June 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I just released a mini-comedy special called Fat Jokes, which is me doing Fat Jokes for 15 minutes. It's on YouTube. I know there are much more important things happening in the world, but maybe you want to laugh for a bit?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RbB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RbB...
Woman at the gate said ‘are you a comedian? I recognise you’ which would have been cool if I hadn’t then walked straight into a window.
April 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Woman at the gate said ‘are you a comedian? I recognise you’ which would have been cool if I hadn’t then walked straight into a window.
My storage space was broken into and all of my kitchen stuff was stolen. That sucks - but I now feel justified in spending an entire weekend looking for the PERFECT replacements. First up: Cutlery.
I have very specific requirements, so it's hard finding the right stuff.
But I did find the WORST.
I have very specific requirements, so it's hard finding the right stuff.
But I did find the WORST.
March 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
My storage space was broken into and all of my kitchen stuff was stolen. That sucks - but I now feel justified in spending an entire weekend looking for the PERFECT replacements. First up: Cutlery.
I have very specific requirements, so it's hard finding the right stuff.
But I did find the WORST.
I have very specific requirements, so it's hard finding the right stuff.
But I did find the WORST.
Moving back to Denmark has been great, but it’s -11° and NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT. I can’t believe I actually miss the endless British weather smalltalk. I need to talk about how cold it is.
February 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Moving back to Denmark has been great, but it’s -11° and NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT. I can’t believe I actually miss the endless British weather smalltalk. I need to talk about how cold it is.
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! 📚💙
Book 18!
#Books
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
@sofiehagen.bsky.social
Book 18!
#Books
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
@sofiehagen.bsky.social
February 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! 📚💙
Book 18!
#Books
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
@sofiehagen.bsky.social
Book 18!
#Books
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
@sofiehagen.bsky.social
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Some of my favourite podcasts lately have been @ifbookspod.bsky.social and @sofiehagen.bsky.social 's Help Hole. I love that they're kind of antithetical to each other and it's my favourite when they do the same book
February 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Some of my favourite podcasts lately have been @ifbookspod.bsky.social and @sofiehagen.bsky.social 's Help Hole. I love that they're kind of antithetical to each other and it's my favourite when they do the same book
I just woke up from an intense anxiety dream about starting at a new school. I’m 36.
February 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I just woke up from an intense anxiety dream about starting at a new school. I’m 36.
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I’m about 5-hours in to “Will I Ever Have Sex Again” by @sofiehagen.bsky.social and its everything I could have hoped for!
Carefully researched, accessible, intimate, funny, just all around gorgeous!
Carefully researched, accessible, intimate, funny, just all around gorgeous!
January 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m about 5-hours in to “Will I Ever Have Sex Again” by @sofiehagen.bsky.social and its everything I could have hoped for!
Carefully researched, accessible, intimate, funny, just all around gorgeous!
Carefully researched, accessible, intimate, funny, just all around gorgeous!
I don’t remember a time when it wasn’t January.
January 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I don’t remember a time when it wasn’t January.
Someone in my mother’s local Facebook knitting group knitted a penis and boobs to hang on a Christmas tree. Everyone lost their minds and were furious. The person then said, ‘For every negative comment, I’m knitting more dicks for the tree.’
We’re now glued to her phone for updates.
We’re now glued to her phone for updates.
December 24, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Someone in my mother’s local Facebook knitting group knitted a penis and boobs to hang on a Christmas tree. Everyone lost their minds and were furious. The person then said, ‘For every negative comment, I’m knitting more dicks for the tree.’
We’re now glued to her phone for updates.
We’re now glued to her phone for updates.
Moving to Denmark really made me realise how much I used to rely on Amazon. I'd type in 'thingie that makes my table a bit taller' and it would show me 50 different types of furniture risers. Now I have to go into a physical store and say that and watch them figure out what I mean and then shrug.
December 23, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Moving to Denmark really made me realise how much I used to rely on Amazon. I'd type in 'thingie that makes my table a bit taller' and it would show me 50 different types of furniture risers. Now I have to go into a physical store and say that and watch them figure out what I mean and then shrug.
Since moving to this small suburb, I've learned that apparently my dog is petrified of church bells. Is my dog the anti-christ?
December 23, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Since moving to this small suburb, I've learned that apparently my dog is petrified of church bells. Is my dog the anti-christ?
I will forever say ‘at the same time’ and never learn how to spell or pronounce simultinstiously.
December 18, 2024 at 9:16 AM
I will forever say ‘at the same time’ and never learn how to spell or pronounce simultinstiously.
Facebook Marketplace is wild.
“Could I carry this home?”
“Does it fit into a Fiat Punto?”
“Is it big enough to do scrapbooking on it?”
It’s like a maths test from an unhinged maths teacher.
“Could I carry this home?”
“Does it fit into a Fiat Punto?”
“Is it big enough to do scrapbooking on it?”
It’s like a maths test from an unhinged maths teacher.
December 7, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Facebook Marketplace is wild.
“Could I carry this home?”
“Does it fit into a Fiat Punto?”
“Is it big enough to do scrapbooking on it?”
It’s like a maths test from an unhinged maths teacher.
“Could I carry this home?”
“Does it fit into a Fiat Punto?”
“Is it big enough to do scrapbooking on it?”
It’s like a maths test from an unhinged maths teacher.
Thank you for all of your support. I had it for breakfast and it was delicious. Best thing I’ve ever eaten.
Question: My neighbour brought me a homemade curry yesterday evening. It’s in my fridge. It’s 11.30am. When’s too early to eat an entire curry?
December 6, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Thank you for all of your support. I had it for breakfast and it was delicious. Best thing I’ve ever eaten.
Question: My neighbour brought me a homemade curry yesterday evening. It’s in my fridge. It’s 11.30am. When’s too early to eat an entire curry?
December 6, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Question: My neighbour brought me a homemade curry yesterday evening. It’s in my fridge. It’s 11.30am. When’s too early to eat an entire curry?
If you’re wondering if I’m excited to go to Melbourne and Sydney in April to do shows, the answer is: I’ve already got a spreadsheet, a Pinterest board and several bookmark folders dedicated to the trip.
I know what time I have to go to sleep on March 19th 2025, to try and beat the jetlag.
I know what time I have to go to sleep on March 19th 2025, to try and beat the jetlag.
December 6, 2024 at 11:14 AM
If you’re wondering if I’m excited to go to Melbourne and Sydney in April to do shows, the answer is: I’ve already got a spreadsheet, a Pinterest board and several bookmark folders dedicated to the trip.
I know what time I have to go to sleep on March 19th 2025, to try and beat the jetlag.
I know what time I have to go to sleep on March 19th 2025, to try and beat the jetlag.
I am learning now that some people can go about their lives as normal, even if they know someone is about to ring their doorbell. A delivery, a pick-up, a friend coming over.
It's apparently not normal to just sit frozen waiting, unable to eat or use the bathroom. With one eye on the door. Huh.
It's apparently not normal to just sit frozen waiting, unable to eat or use the bathroom. With one eye on the door. Huh.
November 29, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I am learning now that some people can go about their lives as normal, even if they know someone is about to ring their doorbell. A delivery, a pick-up, a friend coming over.
It's apparently not normal to just sit frozen waiting, unable to eat or use the bathroom. With one eye on the door. Huh.
It's apparently not normal to just sit frozen waiting, unable to eat or use the bathroom. With one eye on the door. Huh.
I really liked the movie Blitz. A lot less singing than in Wicked but I’m guessing more bombs.
(Haven’t seen Wicked yet.)
(Haven’t seen Wicked yet.)
November 24, 2024 at 10:50 AM
I really liked the movie Blitz. A lot less singing than in Wicked but I’m guessing more bombs.
(Haven’t seen Wicked yet.)
(Haven’t seen Wicked yet.)
I feel so blessed that Virgin Media has such a long and painful verification process, since there are many, many scammers out there looking to change the terms of my WiFi contract. This will teach them.
November 21, 2024 at 8:36 AM
I feel so blessed that Virgin Media has such a long and painful verification process, since there are many, many scammers out there looking to change the terms of my WiFi contract. This will teach them.
I am just going to hide here on Bluesky for a bit. TikTok almost just convinced me to buy a £237 purple ceramic M&M. It’s very pretty.
But let’s all say it in unison: I DO NOT NEED A PURPLE CERAMIC M&M.
But let’s all say it in unison: I DO NOT NEED A PURPLE CERAMIC M&M.
November 20, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I am just going to hide here on Bluesky for a bit. TikTok almost just convinced me to buy a £237 purple ceramic M&M. It’s very pretty.
But let’s all say it in unison: I DO NOT NEED A PURPLE CERAMIC M&M.
But let’s all say it in unison: I DO NOT NEED A PURPLE CERAMIC M&M.
I accidentally started watching Pop Star Academy and it IS WILD. Like if America’s Next Top Model lasted two years and the contestants were actual children. But in 2024.
November 20, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I accidentally started watching Pop Star Academy and it IS WILD. Like if America’s Next Top Model lasted two years and the contestants were actual children. But in 2024.
Fun flashback to when I was 12 and wanted to learn how to swim so I signed up for a class at the local swimming pool.
I turned up, all ready to learn.
Everyone else were 5 years old. The water in the pool reached my knees. The teacher asked me which kid was my child.
I turned up, all ready to learn.
Everyone else were 5 years old. The water in the pool reached my knees. The teacher asked me which kid was my child.
November 19, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Fun flashback to when I was 12 and wanted to learn how to swim so I signed up for a class at the local swimming pool.
I turned up, all ready to learn.
Everyone else were 5 years old. The water in the pool reached my knees. The teacher asked me which kid was my child.
I turned up, all ready to learn.
Everyone else were 5 years old. The water in the pool reached my knees. The teacher asked me which kid was my child.
Accidentally sent a photo of this giant onion I got to the family WhatsApp group at the exact same time as my mother sent us a photo of my grandmother’s coffin.
November 19, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Accidentally sent a photo of this giant onion I got to the family WhatsApp group at the exact same time as my mother sent us a photo of my grandmother’s coffin.
My therapist said, ‘How are you feeling about our sessions?’ and I said, ‘If I could feel anything, I wouldn’t be here!’ and then we laughed and I paid her £80.
November 19, 2024 at 12:53 PM
My therapist said, ‘How are you feeling about our sessions?’ and I said, ‘If I could feel anything, I wouldn’t be here!’ and then we laughed and I paid her £80.