My storage space was broken into and all of my kitchen stuff was stolen. That sucks - but I now feel justified in spending an entire weekend looking for the PERFECT replacements. First up: Cutlery.

I have very specific requirements, so it's hard finding the right stuff.

But I did find the WORST.

It’s so pretty. Just waiting for me.

Accidentally sent a photo of this giant onion I got to the family WhatsApp group at the exact same time as my mother sent us a photo of my grandmother’s coffin.

In my entire life, every time I have opened a can, I have drunk from it. It’s muscle memory.

So to whoever invented this: FUCK YOU.

Hi, I’m a comedian and author and podcaster.

🎙️ My podcast, Help Hole, it’s about self-help books.
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