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Sofie Hagen
@sofiehagen.bsky.social
Comedian. Author. Podcaster.

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My storage space was broken into and all of my kitchen stuff was stolen. That sucks - but I now feel justified in spending an entire weekend looking for the PERFECT replacements. First up: Cutlery.

I have very specific requirements, so it's hard finding the right stuff.

But I did find the WORST.
March 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
It’s so pretty. Just waiting for me.
November 20, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Accidentally sent a photo of this giant onion I got to the family WhatsApp group at the exact same time as my mother sent us a photo of my grandmother’s coffin.
November 19, 2024 at 12:56 PM
In my entire life, every time I have opened a can, I have drunk from it. It’s muscle memory.

So to whoever invented this: FUCK YOU.
November 19, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Hi, I’m a comedian and author and podcaster.

🎙️ My podcast, Help Hole, it’s about self-help books.
📕 My newest book is called ‘Will I Ever Have Sex Again?’ and it’s a nonfiction/memoir about suddenly struggling with sex and intimacy.
🎤 I have a free stand-up show on YouTube: youtu.be/iXtM1tbE-KQ?...
November 17, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Me, on my way to starting a new social media account.
June 4, 2023 at 8:44 AM