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Sock, son of Sock.

Different shades of blue
Cold and shiny button eyes
Watching all you do
Europe is scrambin to become independent of the US, an they're going to need a bunch of highly trained an trustworthy people who understand how to do it.

If only there was a huge group of those folks who suddenly needed jobs that they could hire to help... oh wait...
March 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Today's pie is apple, served warm with a slice of cheddar on top. That an a cup of black Sumatra. For a minute I felt like a person again!
January 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So headin in to the new year I think I will resolve to bake a pie every month an share it. Won't fix things, but might make somebody feel better.
December 28, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Jinglin' about 2/3 of the way an then bourbon egg noggin' the home stretch.
December 23, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Everybody has been busy warnin us about fascism and the death of democracy an I guess I wonder if they know we've been livin in a plutocratic oligarchy for at least 40 years?
December 18, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Guess I thought there might be some real life reward for beatin the Ender Dragon in Minecraft an as it turns out, nope.
December 14, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Been thinkin I might need a new hobby an I guess it might be a good time to learn to make democracy from scratch for when we run out.
December 13, 2024 at 11:20 PM
It feels like two years since the election an two more years til the inauguration an I am already sick of it all. Where would Thoreau go now? Walden Pond is a Cracker Barrel.
December 8, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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You should be able to get out of speeding tickets by describing how the song you were listening to made you feel
December 5, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Greatest thing about bein here is that it is just about the only online space where you can turn all the crap off and it stays off.
December 4, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I'm wonderin about what things will be like around here once the novelty has worn off for folks. Maybe it goes back to what it was? Or maybe turns into somethin new? Kind of exciting to think it won't just be like all the other places. Let's try to make it better.
December 2, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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guys in video games love to be like “hm. very well.”
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Just realized I went a whole day today without puttin on pantaloons.

So it's not all doom an gloom!
November 30, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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video game hermit who lives alone in the wilderness: nay, i haven't been to the village in many years. tis a full 36 seconds of walking from here
November 28, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Is it possible that Trump voters don't understand that the importing country pays the tarriff, which is then passed on to the consumer in the form of higher prices?

Hah! Course it is!

This will hurt, but oh gosh am I going to laugh.
November 26, 2024 at 11:17 AM
When all the immigrants have been deported an all the tarriffs are in place an a loaf of bread costs 20 bucks what do you want to bet that Hannity blames it on radical left wing Democrats?

We don't even have any radical left wing Democrats in Congress - I looked! Put some on the shoppin list!
November 26, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Been real busy the last few days cleanin out my me drawer.
November 24, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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I don’t think it will all fit in there.
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
The news feed on Twitter is now an AI produced summary of crap people post on Twitter.

Meanwhile, AP is laying off more journalists.

Please support real journalism. Subscribe. Buy a newspaper.

We're inches from losing one of civilizations greatest achievements.
November 20, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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The serenity prayer is way too long. God grant me the breakfast
November 20, 2024 at 11:31 AM
If you're seein a whole bunch of trolls comin over from Twitter right now it's because Twitter is boring and stupid and even more stupid. All the neat people left, and now the remainers are bored an endorphin starved. Be sure to block em and give em some more nothing. They've earned it.
November 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM