Jack Rabid
@sockmonkey613.bsky.social
Drag king. Drag queen. Historically adequate jingly little fool. Reluctant drag producer. Unbooked and unblessed. Internationally renowned, locally ignored. Sometimes I sew costumes and do wigs and makeup for Broadway tours.
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Jack Rabid
@sockmonkey613.bsky.social
· Apr 5
Greetings friends, Romans, countrymen, etc.
I made this account months ago but still have yet to use it. Remains to be seen how much use it will get, but do gotta say, I miss making sewing progress threads to keep myself on track.
Anyways, this is Baroness Scruffy von Smeatloaf, she says hi too.
I made this account months ago but still have yet to use it. Remains to be seen how much use it will get, but do gotta say, I miss making sewing progress threads to keep myself on track.
Anyways, this is Baroness Scruffy von Smeatloaf, she says hi too.
I’ve reached the point in my unemployment where I’m considering going to a ren faire in Louisiana for a weekend come November because fuck it, maybe it’s time to lay down the groundwork for my dream retirement plan of playing the hurdy gurdy in motley.
September 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I’ve reached the point in my unemployment where I’m considering going to a ren faire in Louisiana for a weekend come November because fuck it, maybe it’s time to lay down the groundwork for my dream retirement plan of playing the hurdy gurdy in motley.
This one is a bit more niche for my Terror girlies. 🤣
September 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This one is a bit more niche for my Terror girlies. 🤣
This one literally always gets me. “He smoked all the drugs to save us” is a forever part of my vocabulary.
September 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This one literally always gets me. “He smoked all the drugs to save us” is a forever part of my vocabulary.
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francis ford coppola's best movie is bram stoker's dracula. sorry, film dorks. he's drac, stacked and jacked. there are zero wolves than turn into rats in the godfather part II.
August 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
francis ford coppola's best movie is bram stoker's dracula. sorry, film dorks. he's drac, stacked and jacked. there are zero wolves than turn into rats in the godfather part II.
Since I needed to finish this up before SJ too:
My Witcher 3 Dandelion doublet has been sitting in my UFO pile since *LAST* San Japan and I finally got the sleeves on this mofo, and I am happy to report that even after looking at it for over a year, the color scheme is still just as obnoxious.
My Witcher 3 Dandelion doublet has been sitting in my UFO pile since *LAST* San Japan and I finally got the sleeves on this mofo, and I am happy to report that even after looking at it for over a year, the color scheme is still just as obnoxious.
August 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Since I needed to finish this up before SJ too:
My Witcher 3 Dandelion doublet has been sitting in my UFO pile since *LAST* San Japan and I finally got the sleeves on this mofo, and I am happy to report that even after looking at it for over a year, the color scheme is still just as obnoxious.
My Witcher 3 Dandelion doublet has been sitting in my UFO pile since *LAST* San Japan and I finally got the sleeves on this mofo, and I am happy to report that even after looking at it for over a year, the color scheme is still just as obnoxious.
Alright, starting the Elrond build thread in earnest.
Today, for the first time ever, I’m adding male pattern baldness to a wig. 🤣
Today, for the first time ever, I’m adding male pattern baldness to a wig. 🤣
August 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Alright, starting the Elrond build thread in earnest.
Today, for the first time ever, I’m adding male pattern baldness to a wig. 🤣
Today, for the first time ever, I’m adding male pattern baldness to a wig. 🤣
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Me: *Becomes suddenly unemployed when my job is “restructured” out of existence*
Also me: Cool I guess now is the time to make an Elrond cosplay in less than 2 weeks.
Also me: Cool I guess now is the time to make an Elrond cosplay in less than 2 weeks.
August 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Me: *Becomes suddenly unemployed when my job is “restructured” out of existence*
Also me: Cool I guess now is the time to make an Elrond cosplay in less than 2 weeks.
Also me: Cool I guess now is the time to make an Elrond cosplay in less than 2 weeks.
I went to go see 300 with friends as a young teen (yes I snuck in) and when Queen Gorgo stabbed the asshole senator Theron my friend Michele stood up and shouted “FUCK YES” while pumping her fist and everyone around us started whooping and cheering.
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I went to go see 300 with friends as a young teen (yes I snuck in) and when Queen Gorgo stabbed the asshole senator Theron my friend Michele stood up and shouted “FUCK YES” while pumping her fist and everyone around us started whooping and cheering.
Why yes, I do work for a social services nonprofit in a permanent supportive housing program that serves this exact population and I am fucking exhausted with seeing my clients treated as if they are subhuman. Jesus tap dancing Christ…
July 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Why yes, I do work for a social services nonprofit in a permanent supportive housing program that serves this exact population and I am fucking exhausted with seeing my clients treated as if they are subhuman. Jesus tap dancing Christ…
LRS: It is my curse to not only have an emails heavy job, I was also raised by a now retired journalist/copy editor/high school librarian. She was actively copy editing for national news publications when I was writing essays in grade school and looked my work over with the same level of scrutiny. 😭
July 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
LRS: It is my curse to not only have an emails heavy job, I was also raised by a now retired journalist/copy editor/high school librarian. She was actively copy editing for national news publications when I was writing essays in grade school and looked my work over with the same level of scrutiny. 😭
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having an emails job will really convince you that you're the only person in the entire world who can read
July 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
having an emails job will really convince you that you're the only person in the entire world who can read
I will say, though Smeatloaf does have a distinctive medieval cat appearance and I joke about her being a scrungy, scruffy baby:
The comparison between her as a pampered housecat of 9 months age vs a dirty crusty stray w/ scabies 6 months ago?
Night and day.
The comparison between her as a pampered housecat of 9 months age vs a dirty crusty stray w/ scabies 6 months ago?
Night and day.
June 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I will say, though Smeatloaf does have a distinctive medieval cat appearance and I joke about her being a scrungy, scruffy baby:
The comparison between her as a pampered housecat of 9 months age vs a dirty crusty stray w/ scabies 6 months ago?
Night and day.
The comparison between her as a pampered housecat of 9 months age vs a dirty crusty stray w/ scabies 6 months ago?
Night and day.
If anyone might be in need of a kitten break.
I come bearing gifts.
I come bearing gifts.
June 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If anyone might be in need of a kitten break.
I come bearing gifts.
I come bearing gifts.
All right I guess I’m weighing in on this. I’ve been at a losing sleep level of upset over this since I heard the news, for various reasons (I’m trans, gay, Mohawk, live in Central Texas, etc). I too have see the narrative starting to spin blaming Jonathan Joss for his own murder. It’s bullshit.
The spinning of Joss's murder as a situation of his own making is already happening.
Shut it down.
Vehemently.
Shut it down.
Vehemently.
June 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
All right I guess I’m weighing in on this. I’ve been at a losing sleep level of upset over this since I heard the news, for various reasons (I’m trans, gay, Mohawk, live in Central Texas, etc). I too have see the narrative starting to spin blaming Jonathan Joss for his own murder. It’s bullshit.
So after about a 3 year break I’m back playing SWTOR since I have a usable non work computer again. Decided this time to download it on Steam.
……Guess who found out what it’s like to get 174/191 achievement unlocked notifications all at once when he opened the game? 🤣
……Guess who found out what it’s like to get 174/191 achievement unlocked notifications all at once when he opened the game? 🤣
June 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
So after about a 3 year break I’m back playing SWTOR since I have a usable non work computer again. Decided this time to download it on Steam.
……Guess who found out what it’s like to get 174/191 achievement unlocked notifications all at once when he opened the game? 🤣
……Guess who found out what it’s like to get 174/191 achievement unlocked notifications all at once when he opened the game? 🤣
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I'm indigenous and queer. I carry hatred and anger towards white people and white supremacy like a weight on my shoulders, and I go about my life pretending like I don't. Today, I feel very, very heavy.
June 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm indigenous and queer. I carry hatred and anger towards white people and white supremacy like a weight on my shoulders, and I go about my life pretending like I don't. Today, I feel very, very heavy.
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We’re just innocent men
June 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
We’re just innocent men
Love that Asurion just arbitrarily decided my laptop that I sent in to be repaired under warranty was a total loss and didn’t give me any option on how I wanted to proceed before chucking it in the bin. Not like it was covered with tons of stickers with high sentimental value at all. 🫠
May 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Love that Asurion just arbitrarily decided my laptop that I sent in to be repaired under warranty was a total loss and didn’t give me any option on how I wanted to proceed before chucking it in the bin. Not like it was covered with tons of stickers with high sentimental value at all. 🫠
Grown man cries in public approximately 10 times at Disneyland, has a wonderful time doing so.
Definitely needed this vacation.
Enjoy the fun little collage I made of all my various photos with IG stickers,
Definitely needed this vacation.
Enjoy the fun little collage I made of all my various photos with IG stickers,
May 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Grown man cries in public approximately 10 times at Disneyland, has a wonderful time doing so.
Definitely needed this vacation.
Enjoy the fun little collage I made of all my various photos with IG stickers,
Definitely needed this vacation.
Enjoy the fun little collage I made of all my various photos with IG stickers,
Most people in Galaxy’s Edge:
Woah! The X-Wing! The Falcon!
Me:
GONK
Woah! The X-Wing! The Falcon!
Me:
GONK
May 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Most people in Galaxy’s Edge:
Woah! The X-Wing! The Falcon!
Me:
GONK
Woah! The X-Wing! The Falcon!
Me:
GONK
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the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
May 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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In tonight’s insomnia adventure I found out Smeatloaf has enough of a people face that facial recognition based filters work on her.
April 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
In tonight’s insomnia adventure I found out Smeatloaf has enough of a people face that facial recognition based filters work on her.
This is how I know when a fly has entered my bedroom during nap time.
April 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is how I know when a fly has entered my bedroom during nap time.