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socalgecko.bsky.social
Brendan Hooley
@socalgecko.bsky.social
Locally grown #GenX Angeleno who makes his living in the comms bowels of a nun-powered sick bay. Just holding a spot here for now. Stay tuned.

For more frequent (and 🌶️) posts, check out my Mastodon account:
@socalgecko@woof.group
Your friendly reminder thar 23 years ago, Futurama gave me the most heartbreaking birthday present ever: Jurassc Bark.
a couple of people standing in front of a panucci 's pizza in the snow .
ALT: a couple of people standing in front of a panucci 's pizza in the snow .
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November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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A very happy birthday to @socalgecko.bsky.social!
He doesn’t look a day over 39.
(I have to say this or else he’ll sue)
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I can’t be the only one who looks at this packaging and thinks that it was meant for a sex toy instead of an actual toy… or is it just that dirty scorpio brain of mine?
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Guess what time it is, kids? That’s right it’s time for your favorite afternoon show, #fundoshifriday with friends! #ふんどし #褌
October 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My husband gave me flowers for our wedding anniversary but the box they came in was the greatest gift of all… if you were to ask our cat.

(He’s spent pretty much the entirety of the last four days innit)
September 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It also me
September 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Kind of excited that the #pedalpups tank top I ordered arrived today. They were always a fun sight on this year’s ride! *tosses treats to @pupchaosxl.bsky.social*
July 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
you want to be the boss of me, now’s your chance… 😂

Tomorrow is my boss’ last day and we’re looking for a new executive director of ambulatory, clinical and executive communications. Position is west coast-based (must live in WA, OR, or CA). HMU if you’d like a referral to the job posting!
July 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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How the fuck can we call ourselves the 'greatest country on Earth' when God Damn ELMO IS PULLING UNEMPLOYMENT? ELMO!
May 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Some great advice on protesting
May 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
No matter how federal workers reply to the email, they should certainly do it using "Reply to All."

And might as well add every email address and list you can think of in the "To:" field. For government transparency purposes.
February 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+".

The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history.

This pride, we riot.
February 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It only took 36 hours for the “I voted for him but I didn’t think he’d actually do those things” stories to begin surfacing.
a cartoon of rick from rick and morty says " the world is full of idiots "
ALT: a cartoon of rick from rick and morty says " the world is full of idiots "
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The 405
queer.cool Billz @queer.cool · Dec 31
Great Lakes
December 31, 2024 at 2:54 AM
If you see this…
December 2, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Its been a hot minute since I’ve had the good sense to sort and order all the clothes I’m planning to take on a trip, two days before departure. Unfortunately, our pets clearly know what’s up because they’ve become excessively needy and also a bit despondent in the past twelve hours. 🫠
December 1, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I finally got my ass in gear and put some hoodies on my Little Web Store of Random Shit at whitemeatstudios.com/shop
November 28, 2024 at 9:14 PM
“Leave room for coffee…”
November 24, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Tying one on to mark my 48th trip around the sun #fundoshi #ふんどし
November 17, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Happy birthday to @socalgecko.bsky.social!
November 17, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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Hello, world!

I'm a custom #couture #fashion designer on the cusp of my first trunk show. So there's going to be a lot of #sewing talk. Everything else we'll play by ear.

Here are a few pix of my latest commission, a fabulous leather look for @motoridersd.bsky.social.
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 AM
It’s been a long time since I was properly pleased with the design of an AIDS LifeCycle cycling jersey that I earned through fundraising efforts but this one for reaching $1000 is properly cute. Who wants to help me find out how the $5k one looks? giving.aidslifecycle.org/participant/...
November 8, 2024 at 12:26 AM