It’s Turkey-Lurkey Jaimes
@jaimev2.bsky.social
IPA, espresso, random stuff. Atlanta is weird though it may just be me.
Grocery prices haven’t gone down.
Trump, apparently, has.
Trump, apparently, has.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Grocery prices haven’t gone down.
Trump, apparently, has.
Trump, apparently, has.
IT’S NOT RED DIRT, YOU SAWMILL COUSIN FUCKERS, IT’S GEORGIA CLAY
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
IT’S NOT RED DIRT, YOU SAWMILL COUSIN FUCKERS, IT’S GEORGIA CLAY
It’s been 23 years since Futurama broke our hearts into a million little pieces.
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It’s been 23 years since Futurama broke our hearts into a million little pieces.
A very happy birthday to @socalgecko.bsky.social!
He doesn’t look a day over 39.
(I have to say this or else he’ll sue)
He doesn’t look a day over 39.
(I have to say this or else he’ll sue)
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
A very happy birthday to @socalgecko.bsky.social!
He doesn’t look a day over 39.
(I have to say this or else he’ll sue)
He doesn’t look a day over 39.
(I have to say this or else he’ll sue)
Ok no more shopping for me.
Got a new mattress and a Nespresso machine.
I’m done sugar daddy-ing myself.
Got a new mattress and a Nespresso machine.
I’m done sugar daddy-ing myself.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ok no more shopping for me.
Got a new mattress and a Nespresso machine.
I’m done sugar daddy-ing myself.
Got a new mattress and a Nespresso machine.
I’m done sugar daddy-ing myself.
Sunday Scaries? Naw. You got this.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sunday Scaries? Naw. You got this.
Guest bed is ready
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Guest bed is ready
Please someone stop him.
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Please someone stop him.
The bitch hit me with a toaster!
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The bitch hit me with a toaster!
Na Na Na sodium!
What's something you memorized in school that you still remember today?
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Na Na Na sodium!
Though it would not work in this dancery.
I like that you could substitute “ruination” for “rumination” and the chart would still work.
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Though it would not work in this dancery.
A movie you’ve seen seven times with a gif.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A movie you’ve seen seven times with a gif.
Tested out the new mattress (not like that).
Fell asleep in like 5 minutes.
I think that’s good for mom and Horace.
Being gay, getting a new comforter because Costco gay.
Fell asleep in like 5 minutes.
I think that’s good for mom and Horace.
Being gay, getting a new comforter because Costco gay.
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Tested out the new mattress (not like that).
Fell asleep in like 5 minutes.
I think that’s good for mom and Horace.
Being gay, getting a new comforter because Costco gay.
Fell asleep in like 5 minutes.
I think that’s good for mom and Horace.
Being gay, getting a new comforter because Costco gay.
@roazul.bsky.social the mattress I bought.
Wow. Thanks for reading me to filth.
“No boyfriend? I’ll be the big spoon!”
Wow. Thanks for reading me to filth.
“No boyfriend? I’ll be the big spoon!”
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
@roazul.bsky.social the mattress I bought.
Wow. Thanks for reading me to filth.
“No boyfriend? I’ll be the big spoon!”
Wow. Thanks for reading me to filth.
“No boyfriend? I’ll be the big spoon!”
You know if he took an alcohol wipe to his face it would be nothing.
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You know if he took an alcohol wipe to his face it would be nothing.
That was fast.
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
That was fast.
No thank you.
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
No thank you.
If the nosey folks are questioning your own sexuality after you called Pete a faggot, just let them know if they have any lingering doubts, you were once a human piss trough at Jungle.
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If the nosey folks are questioning your own sexuality after you called Pete a faggot, just let them know if they have any lingering doubts, you were once a human piss trough at Jungle.
Friday nudité
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Friday nudité
“Original Squatch”
Haven’t opened it but I’m assuming it smells like Bigfoot taint.
Haven’t opened it but I’m assuming it smells like Bigfoot taint.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
“Original Squatch”
Haven’t opened it but I’m assuming it smells like Bigfoot taint.
Haven’t opened it but I’m assuming it smells like Bigfoot taint.
Looooootta men with beards in that photo…
Republicans: “Trump will be the peace President”
Trump:
Trump:
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Looooootta men with beards in that photo…
We share a birthday. And a love for an affordable dining experience you’ll never forget.
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We share a birthday. And a love for an affordable dining experience you’ll never forget.
PSB already did with “You Were Always on My Mind”
If every artist had to perform one cover to save their career, who would absolutely nail it?
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
PSB already did with “You Were Always on My Mind”