Jaime
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IPA, espresso, random stuff. Atlanta is weird though it may just be me.
So if my GM doesn’t believe I’m diabetic, should I, come this Monday during the production meeting in front of everyone, drop trou and jab myself in the thigh just to prove a point?
January 18, 2026 at 1:47 AM
So if my GM doesn’t believe I’m diabetic, should I, come this Monday during the production meeting in front of everyone, drop trou and jab myself in the thigh just to prove a point?
Two weeks. Give him two weeks.
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Two weeks. Give him two weeks.
Oh god is Scaramucci next?
January 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Oh god is Scaramucci next?
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ICYMI: In a real change of pace, I wrote about how Bill Maher is an entitled, out-of-touch asshole.
January 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
ICYMI: In a real change of pace, I wrote about how Bill Maher is an entitled, out-of-touch asshole.
Can we award Trump the Sarah Rose Cosmetics Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant award?
Just saying, let events work themselves out.
Just saying, let events work themselves out.
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Can we award Trump the Sarah Rose Cosmetics Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant award?
Just saying, let events work themselves out.
Just saying, let events work themselves out.
Oh god. We’re gonna have Ford Pintos again.
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 17, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Oh god. We’re gonna have Ford Pintos again.
Lynda Carter is and always will be THE Wonder Woman.
Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
January 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Lynda Carter is and always will be THE Wonder Woman.
I know Georgia is an at-will state but if it’s determined I have a medical condition and my GM still wants to punish me because of that, do I still have any legal ground?
Honestly after today I’m not really wanting to stay where I am for much longer.
Honestly after today I’m not really wanting to stay where I am for much longer.
January 16, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I know Georgia is an at-will state but if it’s determined I have a medical condition and my GM still wants to punish me because of that, do I still have any legal ground?
Honestly after today I’m not really wanting to stay where I am for much longer.
Honestly after today I’m not really wanting to stay where I am for much longer.
ICE agent recovering from internal bleeding.
January 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
ICE agent recovering from internal bleeding.
He looks like the kid who got the decoder ring out of the box of Sugar Smxks.
We may be reaching levels of embarrassment not yet witnessed on Planet Earth.
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
He looks like the kid who got the decoder ring out of the box of Sugar Smxks.
Michelle Obama started a vegetable garden in a corner of the rose garden to teach kids how to grow healthy foods.
Brooke, you walking blood clot.
Brooke, you walking blood clot.
Brooke Rollins: "What in the world happened? We got so off course 15 years ago on what's really good & healthy for kids. Michelle Obama really pushed that. It was an era of, 'Whatever you do, don't drink fat or eat fat even if it's healthy natural fat.' Now we're getting back to real common sense."
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Michelle Obama started a vegetable garden in a corner of the rose garden to teach kids how to grow healthy foods.
Brooke, you walking blood clot.
Brooke, you walking blood clot.
How they ran the simulation:
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 PM
How they ran the simulation:
Because they’ve been fucking told they can.
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Because they’ve been fucking told they can.
PAPERS!
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
PAPERS!
No thanks you you and your goons, you blown-out bitch.
Kristi Noem: "If anything doesn't change with Gov. Walz, I don't anticipate that the streets will get any safer or more peaceful"
January 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
No thanks you you and your goons, you blown-out bitch.
Go get a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing.
January 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Go get a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing.
He couldn’t sell a fire extinguisher to a man on fire.
"You're seeing a lot of paid protesters" -- Rep. Mike Haridopolos's attempt to defend ICE's tactics in Minneapolis during a CNN panel discussion this morning did not go well. Bad used car salesman vibes.
January 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
He couldn’t sell a fire extinguisher to a man on fire.
“No one tell him what dairy milk actually is”
Trump: "I open a refrigerator. I see milk with rice and milk with water and milk with everything and I say, what kind of milk is it? That's what I like right there."
January 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
“No one tell him what dairy milk actually is”
I don’t know if I can ever have a glass of milk again.
Trump: "You see that beautiful milk. That's what we're here for. We're gonna be discussing milk and whole milk and how good it is."
January 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I don’t know if I can ever have a glass of milk again.
January 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Boo fucking hoo.
federal officials are now claiming that Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good, "suffered internal bleeding"
ICE agent involved in shooting of Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials claim
abcnews.go.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Boo fucking hoo.
I’m been informed it’s Wednesday. Whoops.
January 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I’m been informed it’s Wednesday. Whoops.