It’s Turkey-Lurkey Jaimes
@jaimev2.bsky.social
IPA, espresso, random stuff. Atlanta is weird though it may just be me.
It’s been 23 years since Futurama broke our hearts into a million little pieces.
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It’s been 23 years since Futurama broke our hearts into a million little pieces.
A very happy birthday to @socalgecko.bsky.social!
He doesn’t look a day over 39.
(I have to say this or else he’ll sue)
He doesn’t look a day over 39.
(I have to say this or else he’ll sue)
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
A very happy birthday to @socalgecko.bsky.social!
He doesn’t look a day over 39.
(I have to say this or else he’ll sue)
He doesn’t look a day over 39.
(I have to say this or else he’ll sue)
Rusty says “you got this”
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Rusty says “you got this”
Sunday Scaries? Naw. You got this.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sunday Scaries? Naw. You got this.
Guest bed is ready
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Guest bed is ready
Please someone stop him.
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Please someone stop him.
A movie you’ve seen seven times with a gif.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A movie you’ve seen seven times with a gif.
Tested out the new mattress (not like that).
Fell asleep in like 5 minutes.
I think that’s good for mom and Horace.
Being gay, getting a new comforter because Costco gay.
Fell asleep in like 5 minutes.
I think that’s good for mom and Horace.
Being gay, getting a new comforter because Costco gay.
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Tested out the new mattress (not like that).
Fell asleep in like 5 minutes.
I think that’s good for mom and Horace.
Being gay, getting a new comforter because Costco gay.
Fell asleep in like 5 minutes.
I think that’s good for mom and Horace.
Being gay, getting a new comforter because Costco gay.
@roazul.bsky.social the mattress I bought.
Wow. Thanks for reading me to filth.
“No boyfriend? I’ll be the big spoon!”
Wow. Thanks for reading me to filth.
“No boyfriend? I’ll be the big spoon!”
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
@roazul.bsky.social the mattress I bought.
Wow. Thanks for reading me to filth.
“No boyfriend? I’ll be the big spoon!”
Wow. Thanks for reading me to filth.
“No boyfriend? I’ll be the big spoon!”
That was fast.
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
That was fast.
Montana Moorhead.
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Montana Moorhead.
Friday nudité
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Friday nudité
“Original Squatch”
Haven’t opened it but I’m assuming it smells like Bigfoot taint.
Haven’t opened it but I’m assuming it smells like Bigfoot taint.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
“Original Squatch”
Haven’t opened it but I’m assuming it smells like Bigfoot taint.
Haven’t opened it but I’m assuming it smells like Bigfoot taint.
We share a birthday. And a love for an affordable dining experience you’ll never forget.
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We share a birthday. And a love for an affordable dining experience you’ll never forget.
I know I’m single but JESUS, Beautyrest.
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I know I’m single but JESUS, Beautyrest.
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Rusty’s “throw the damn ball or I will activate emergency shedding” face.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Rusty’s “throw the damn ball or I will activate emergency shedding” face.
Seems Aurora Borealis will be seen everywhere EXCEPT in Principal Skinner’s kitchen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Seems Aurora Borealis will be seen everywhere EXCEPT in Principal Skinner’s kitchen.
Sounds like a gay bar.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Sounds like a gay bar.
Anyone want some new socks for Christmas?
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Anyone want some new socks for Christmas?
Whatever keeps him away from “Clue”.
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Whatever keeps him away from “Clue”.
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM