She's a 10 but she lives in a small hut that stands on chicken legs that has been hidden away deep in the forest

until I hut

Honk if you're hornunangry (horny+angry+hungry)

Bisexuals in straight passing relationships are valid. Bisexuals in same sex relationships are valid. Bisexuals that are not in relationships are valid. Bisexuals that are very tired & want to abandon society to go live in a cave in the mountains are valid.

MMMM - dashare.zone ADMIN

Need someone to hug me rn...

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Girls on this app are making me realize that I might actually prefer even realistic hrt goals to how I currently look...
I am a yum yum rn,,, but not the kind I wanna be 😩

I've decided I'll translate for the unenlightened:
"My future partner will likely be such that no matter into what hole of theirs I spray my load, it will later come out of their ass"

hey boss mind if i call in weird for work? you don’t want me there when i’m goofin

Post-modernism is out, I'm calling it. Constant irony is now officially passé.
I heard some people throwing around the word "New Sincerity", but I haven't bothered to read any of the manifestos yet. I might skip that step and just write my own.

If the universe were a piece of media depicting my life, the current plot would revolve around me becoming a cat girl.
Or in other words: guranyuuuuu~~

Is it wise to befriend a cis menhera femcel you suspect is a christian conservative when you know you're about to transition?

i think i’ve stumbled on the Fun Zone

Staring at photos for so long that the faces in them begin to blush

Ostensibly there is at least one plural system that's both into pet play and into me.