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balding ki SURGES through widow's peak
hiss
hiss
I love my wife
i miss my husband
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I love my wife
i love my (real) wife
i got married a couple days ago (not a joke) im so happy heh
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i love my (real) wife
I will never forgive Annheiser-Busch for the beer fire that so senselessly disintegrated my son.
May 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I will never forgive Annheiser-Busch for the beer fire that so senselessly disintegrated my son.
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if you're reading this and you or someone in your family is trying to weaponize the love between a pet owner and their pet, you're gay
May 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
if you're reading this and you or someone in your family is trying to weaponize the love between a pet owner and their pet, you're gay
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me: technically baseball is parryslop
my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then
my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then
May 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
me: technically baseball is parryslop
my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then
my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then
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SKEPTIC: Absurd! His name is SOLID SNAKE? Then pray tell, what of LIQUID SNAKE?
ACOLYTE: Why, he is the first one's brother, and the misfeasor whose crimes underpin the chronicle of which I was just preparing to speak.
SKEPTIC: [Unnerved to have his disdain so thoroughly anticipated and routed.] Oh!
ACOLYTE: Why, he is the first one's brother, and the misfeasor whose crimes underpin the chronicle of which I was just preparing to speak.
SKEPTIC: [Unnerved to have his disdain so thoroughly anticipated and routed.] Oh!
August 31, 2023 at 11:26 PM
SKEPTIC: Absurd! His name is SOLID SNAKE? Then pray tell, what of LIQUID SNAKE?
ACOLYTE: Why, he is the first one's brother, and the misfeasor whose crimes underpin the chronicle of which I was just preparing to speak.
SKEPTIC: [Unnerved to have his disdain so thoroughly anticipated and routed.] Oh!
ACOLYTE: Why, he is the first one's brother, and the misfeasor whose crimes underpin the chronicle of which I was just preparing to speak.
SKEPTIC: [Unnerved to have his disdain so thoroughly anticipated and routed.] Oh!
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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Hey everyone, it's me, Darumi from The Hundred Line - Last Defense Academy. We have a lot of fun here, but I think it's important to take a moment to remind everyone that your friends' mental health is no laughing matter.
May 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Hey everyone, it's me, Darumi from The Hundred Line - Last Defense Academy. We have a lot of fun here, but I think it's important to take a moment to remind everyone that your friends' mental health is no laughing matter.
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iShowSpeed gets the top 1 inch of his head cut off with a wushu blade
May 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
iShowSpeed gets the top 1 inch of his head cut off with a wushu blade
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Alas, i remain goated
May 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Alas, i remain goated
If you're reading this, you're gay.
May 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If you're reading this, you're gay.
logic baby ugly
baby ugly logic
ugly logic baby
baby ugly logic
ugly logic baby
May 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
logic baby ugly
baby ugly logic
ugly logic baby
baby ugly logic
ugly logic baby
me, getting paid to VA the biggest game of the year: "Ahh, Ohh, Uhh?, Ahh!, Ohh, Erk!, Huh?, Tch!, Ahh!!"
May 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
me, getting paid to VA the biggest game of the year: "Ahh, Ohh, Uhh?, Ahh!, Ohh, Erk!, Huh?, Tch!, Ahh!!"
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May 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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![screenshot from DoorDash app. Reads:
Step 4: Whipped Cream
Optional
[check box] No Cream
[check box] Yea Cream On It](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m3qqi5ttz7ars5cmz2o6nmkj/bafkreihnlrynnuvmyy7l3jknpnkzhi6f2bthdfb36liapawmheizas5xzq@jpeg)
Your baby be so ugly
May 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Your baby be so ugly
fellas is it gay to be consumed with sadness over your own inadequacy? im asking for someone else not me
May 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
fellas is it gay to be consumed with sadness over your own inadequacy? im asking for someone else not me
deprived of all his thots the young man struggles on and on
April 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
deprived of all his thots the young man struggles on and on
sending one last anxiety selfie to my gf before leaving for the work function
April 28, 2025 at 9:33 AM
sending one last anxiety selfie to my gf before leaving for the work function