-doesn’t follow u back
-never watches ur insta story
-is the reason u can’t eat cheeseburgers
-has a spiral shape
-gives u a funny feeling in your stomach
he’s not your man he’s the gastric ulcer-inducing bacterium Helicobacter pylori
-doesn’t follow u back
-never watches ur insta story
-is the reason u can’t eat cheeseburgers
-has a spiral shape
-gives u a funny feeling in your stomach
he’s not your man he’s the gastric ulcer-inducing bacterium Helicobacter pylori
anger-powered batteries
anger-powered batteries
some geezer in a suit: how the fuck did you get in here this is the United Nations
some geezer in a suit: how the fuck did you get in here this is the United Nations