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Helo
May 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I don’t get people that want to be famous
April 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
they should let you take drugs on the sims
March 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
in the monkey movie do they talk about how Robbie Williams stole a song about a dead baby
March 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
How do they get the seeds out
January 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i want to be the person who picks all of the seeds out of seedless grapes
January 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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wisdom is kind of sad, like this raspberry jam is so beautiful i would fingerpaint with it on the walls but wisdom says that ends in a mental hospitalization AND ants
January 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Ladies if he:

-doesn’t follow u back
-never watches ur insta story
-is the reason u can’t eat cheeseburgers
-has a spiral shape
-gives u a funny feeling in your stomach

he’s not your man he’s the gastric ulcer-inducing bacterium Helicobacter pylori
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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January 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
when I go to the shops I am looking for concepts, not items
December 12, 2024 at 2:20 AM
a watermelon vape and this 💯💯💯💯
December 4, 2024 at 2:56 AM
can’t wait to get up and live a similar yet slightly different day tomorrow
December 4, 2024 at 2:54 AM
what r we doin
December 4, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I thinks I’ve said “Conker’s such a silly elf isn’t he” about 600 times
December 2, 2024 at 2:10 AM
camus was such a troll
November 29, 2024 at 9:15 PM
glinda bad elphaba good
November 26, 2024 at 4:31 AM
TO BE CONTINUED????? TO BE CONTINUED???????!!! WICKED
November 26, 2024 at 1:40 AM
How does Glinda get away with never wearing a school uniform
November 26, 2024 at 12:09 AM
What the fuck is this movie trailer one just seen about a monkey joining Take That
November 25, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Watching Baby Reindeer. Tim goes “she’s a bit like you, isn’t she?” to me. Unbelievable scenes tonight
November 25, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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renewable energy idea:

anger-powered batteries
November 25, 2024 at 10:57 AM
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*opens eyes* is it time for scrolling?
November 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
me, in a board meeting: how about tampons for men called manpons and u stick it in their mouth whenever they start talking out of turn

some geezer in a suit: how the fuck did you get in here this is the United Nations
November 25, 2024 at 1:59 AM
one thing ive learned is that its surprisingly difficult to run away from fire
November 25, 2024 at 1:56 AM
do you hear the people sing? singing the song of angry men? they are angrry because i took away their trousers. aha
November 25, 2024 at 1:55 AM