snarko.bsky.social
@snarko.bsky.social
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During a shutdown, Congress needs to be treated like a sequestered jury

No one goes home until it gets resolved

Basic hotel

Basic meals

$50 per day payment
October 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
August 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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LAPD out there like
June 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"Poilievre isn’t offering leadership, he’s offering a vibes-based brand of politics that runs on fear, resentment, and attention-seeking."

Chilling and infuriating in equal measure.

leftlanemediagroup.substack.com/p/adams-i-we...
ADAMS: I Went to a Poilievre Rally. Here’s What Really Stood Out.
My reflections on the experience and what it says about Canadian politics.
leftlanemediagroup.substack.com
April 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego
April 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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This piece is very well written. I now want to read the author's self-published, then self-depublished novel. flaminghydra.com/at-the-edge-...
At the Edge of Empire
A dispatch from Canada
flaminghydra.com
April 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands
March 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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“Anyone Who Doesn’t Like Me Works for George Soros: An Airhead Rightwinger’s Guide to Political Debate”
March 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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It’s coup for kids.
#coup #muskcoup #cartoon
February 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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This piece from @tressiemcphd.bsky.social starts with a bang and just gets better and better. Gift link.
Opinion | The Tech Fantasy That Powers A.I. Is Running on Fumes (Gift Article)
A.I. is just what we need in the post-fact era: less research and more predicting what we want to hear.
www.nytimes.com
March 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Terrifying. A must read. Gift link.

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/28/o...
Opinion | We Underestimate the Manosphere at Our Peril (Gift Article)
We underestimate the manosphere at our peril.
www.nytimes.com
March 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM