Tommy Cinemax the III, Esq.
@snappcastermage.bsky.social
He/Him / Caster of worthless spells / My views are my own / I mostly tweet about internet weirdos, politics, movies, and games. Follow me on Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/jQND
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
The Now You See Me series is the movie equivalent of coworker music
December 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Now You See Me series is the movie equivalent of coworker music
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Publish your article and get smeared.
That’s the message @dfriedman.bsky.social came away with after he emailed the Pentagon for comment and soon received a message from Posobiec.
Meanwhile, the Pentagon repeatedly asked for more time to address Dan's questions about the Goodpage profile.
That’s the message @dfriedman.bsky.social came away with after he emailed the Pentagon for comment and soon received a message from Posobiec.
Meanwhile, the Pentagon repeatedly asked for more time to address Dan's questions about the Goodpage profile.
I asked the Pentagon about Pete Hegseth's mentor. Then the threats started.
Journalism in the second Trump administration gets personal.
www.motherjones.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Publish your article and get smeared.
That’s the message @dfriedman.bsky.social came away with after he emailed the Pentagon for comment and soon received a message from Posobiec.
Meanwhile, the Pentagon repeatedly asked for more time to address Dan's questions about the Goodpage profile.
That’s the message @dfriedman.bsky.social came away with after he emailed the Pentagon for comment and soon received a message from Posobiec.
Meanwhile, the Pentagon repeatedly asked for more time to address Dan's questions about the Goodpage profile.
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“Actually, it isn’t a ‘house fire’ until at least 51% of the floor plan is in flames. Ideally half the rooms or more. Before that it’s only ‘architectural burning with house fire architectural characteristics.’”
My mistake has been trying to explain what "fascism" is to people who don't care what it is.
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“Actually, it isn’t a ‘house fire’ until at least 51% of the floor plan is in flames. Ideally half the rooms or more. Before that it’s only ‘architectural burning with house fire architectural characteristics.’”
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holy shit lmao
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
holy shit lmao
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BOMB-A-THON 2025
OCTOBER 27 5PM ET - OCTOBER 28 5PM ET
BE THERE!!!!!!!
OCTOBER 27 5PM ET - OCTOBER 28 5PM ET
BE THERE!!!!!!!
October 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
BOMB-A-THON 2025
OCTOBER 27 5PM ET - OCTOBER 28 5PM ET
BE THERE!!!!!!!
OCTOBER 27 5PM ET - OCTOBER 28 5PM ET
BE THERE!!!!!!!
So I popped on The Amityville Horror tonight and in the beginning George and Kathy are talking about getting this palatial Long Island mansion for 80k and fixed up it’d be worth 120k lollll.
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
So I popped on The Amityville Horror tonight and in the beginning George and Kathy are talking about getting this palatial Long Island mansion for 80k and fixed up it’d be worth 120k lollll.
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Un-presidented brass band at city hall in Portland tonight celebrating the release of their clarinet player from federal custody
October 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Un-presidented brass band at city hall in Portland tonight celebrating the release of their clarinet player from federal custody
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The most important political thread of our time.
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
October 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The most important political thread of our time.
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Criterion Channel is a fantastic streaming service and this Hong Kong series is massive and loaded with essential titles
In October on The Channel there will be a whole lot of Hong Kong
September 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Criterion Channel is a fantastic streaming service and this Hong Kong series is massive and loaded with essential titles
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coates is genuinely a generational writer
September 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
coates is genuinely a generational writer
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New Tyler Robinson posts leaked to me tell a very different story than you've heard before:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: Leaked Messages from Charlie Kirk Assassin
Accused shooter’s “politics” is not what government and media say
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
New Tyler Robinson posts leaked to me tell a very different story than you've heard before:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
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It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre.
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
September 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre.
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
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Extremely super duper important for you to login at giantbomb.com and opt in if you want to keep your account.
August 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Extremely super duper important for you to login at giantbomb.com and opt in if you want to keep your account.
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Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
August 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
I watched this phenomenal piece from @jacobgeller.com last night. I too catch myself praying for days of retribution against those who impose unimaginable cruelty on our world. Sadly vengeance doesn't save lives or undo trauma. At best it may cauterize an open wound. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Ay...
Fantasies of Nuremberg
YouTube video by Jacob Geller
www.youtube.com
August 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I watched this phenomenal piece from @jacobgeller.com last night. I too catch myself praying for days of retribution against those who impose unimaginable cruelty on our world. Sadly vengeance doesn't save lives or undo trauma. At best it may cauterize an open wound. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Ay...
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Want to see less AI in your google image search results?
Add
-"ai"
After whatever word you search! (has to be exactly like that. The minus sign must be before the word in quotes, or you'll get ALL ai images, as shown in the two screenshot below)
Add
-"ai"
After whatever word you search! (has to be exactly like that. The minus sign must be before the word in quotes, or you'll get ALL ai images, as shown in the two screenshot below)
July 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Want to see less AI in your google image search results?
Add
-"ai"
After whatever word you search! (has to be exactly like that. The minus sign must be before the word in quotes, or you'll get ALL ai images, as shown in the two screenshot below)
Add
-"ai"
After whatever word you search! (has to be exactly like that. The minus sign must be before the word in quotes, or you'll get ALL ai images, as shown in the two screenshot below)
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If you like Citizen Kane and Hollywood movie history, you'll enjoy this read. Pretty in-depth stuff.
#CitizenKane #rosebud #auction #movies #cinema
#CitizenKane #rosebud #auction #movies #cinema
Rosebud: The Lost Sled - Trailers From Hell
Unearthed after decades in obscurity, a long-lost Rosebud sled from Citizen Kane resurfaces with verified authenticity. Now, Heritage Auctions brings this legendary film artifact to auction following ...
trailersfromhell.com
July 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If you like Citizen Kane and Hollywood movie history, you'll enjoy this read. Pretty in-depth stuff.
#CitizenKane #rosebud #auction #movies #cinema
#CitizenKane #rosebud #auction #movies #cinema
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in 1995, the Seahawks snuck hot dogs into a preseason game and John Madden covered it like the Super Bowl
July 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
in 1995, the Seahawks snuck hot dogs into a preseason game and John Madden covered it like the Super Bowl
Had to weigh in with some science to set the record straight.
June 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Had to weigh in with some science to set the record straight.
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
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Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here
Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
June 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here
Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet