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papafazuul.bsky.social Papa Fa-Yule @papafazuul.bsky.social · Oct 28
Men hate me. Women can’t stand me. Turtles loathe me. Arachnids despise me.
October 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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21 years ago Joe had a simple question
June 12, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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this guy on twitter is explaining to everyone fully willingly that he used a bidet so bad he got a penis infection
molson @Molson_Hart Follow I've been peeing blood for four days because I got a bidet. Monday night: I feel sick. Everyone in my family has a cold. NBD. Tuesday: man, why do I get so sick when everyone else is fine? Man flu, I guess. Wednesday: oh shit I am really sick. Why am I not getting better? Wednesday night: it burns...when I pee? Thursday: cannot get fever down. Now I'm doubled over in pain after peeing. Wife convinces me to go to doctor (gentlemen, marry a good woman!). Doctor (physician assistant actually and it was the 3rd place we drove to because E) has me do a pee test. There's blood in your urine. You have a UTI. Ah now I see why I wasn't getting better from the cold! It was the UTI all along! Get antibiotics and start taking them. There's an unlikely chance that the uti is resistant to that antibiotic. We'll find out later. worse because my kidneys don't hurt. Young female doctor checks my penis. Says the word "excellent" while my wife is in the room. This gives me the strength to fight on. They prescribe backup antibiotics in case my uti is resistant to what I'm on but it's unlikely. Go home. Today: feel better actually but still moaning hard every time I pee and peeing lots of blood! Get a call from Thursday's PA. You have E. coli that is resistant to the antibiotics you're on. Oh shit that explains why I ended up at ER. Infection was not being affected by drugs. How the fuck did I get E. coli? When you use a bidet it shoots water at your butthole and E. coli is in healthy people. Well I shot water into my butt which then ended up getting shot into my penis. That's the best explanation I can come up with!
October 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM