Snaff
@snafflesblue.bsky.social
Dog artist, avid lover and reader.
Take that, Xenu!
Tom Cruise finally gets an Oscar: Making films 'is who I am', he says
Tom Cruise finally gets an Oscar: Making films 'is who I am', he says
The Mission: Impossible star received the honorary prize after being nominated four times for an Academy Award.
www.bbc.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Take that, Xenu!
Fascinating account of the experience of WWE wrestlers when they did a Saudi show.
I hope this happens to Jimmy Carr et al and they have to walk back, the twats.
babyfacevheel.substack.com/p/heres-a-fi...
I hope this happens to Jimmy Carr et al and they have to walk back, the twats.
babyfacevheel.substack.com/p/heres-a-fi...
Here's a firsthand account of the 'hostage' incident after WWE Crown Jewel 2019
Since now is as good a time as any to publish this...
babyfacevheel.substack.com
October 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Fascinating account of the experience of WWE wrestlers when they did a Saudi show.
I hope this happens to Jimmy Carr et al and they have to walk back, the twats.
babyfacevheel.substack.com/p/heres-a-fi...
I hope this happens to Jimmy Carr et al and they have to walk back, the twats.
babyfacevheel.substack.com/p/heres-a-fi...
Hate work audits.
Spent about 3 weeks massively anxious and barely sleeping.
Report in today, only 4 recommendations, two of them aren't up to me to fix, one of them is about fixing a typo and the other's something I knew about anyway.
The feeling of euphoria is almost worth it.
Spent about 3 weeks massively anxious and barely sleeping.
Report in today, only 4 recommendations, two of them aren't up to me to fix, one of them is about fixing a typo and the other's something I knew about anyway.
The feeling of euphoria is almost worth it.
October 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Hate work audits.
Spent about 3 weeks massively anxious and barely sleeping.
Report in today, only 4 recommendations, two of them aren't up to me to fix, one of them is about fixing a typo and the other's something I knew about anyway.
The feeling of euphoria is almost worth it.
Spent about 3 weeks massively anxious and barely sleeping.
Report in today, only 4 recommendations, two of them aren't up to me to fix, one of them is about fixing a typo and the other's something I knew about anyway.
The feeling of euphoria is almost worth it.
Ambivalent about Ashcroft and doubt I'll ever knowingly listen to his album either way, but this lad has Baddiel's number.
The joy of a vituperative review.
thequietus.com/quietus-revi...
The joy of a vituperative review.
thequietus.com/quietus-revi...
Richard Ashcroft – Lovin’ You | The Quietus
The Verve singer returns, but he's treading water and long out of ideas, finds J.R. Moores
thequietus.com
October 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Ambivalent about Ashcroft and doubt I'll ever knowingly listen to his album either way, but this lad has Baddiel's number.
The joy of a vituperative review.
thequietus.com/quietus-revi...
The joy of a vituperative review.
thequietus.com/quietus-revi...
The best vac out there. I will die on this hill.
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The best vac out there. I will die on this hill.
His head looks massive. Like Frank Sidebottom proportions.
July 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
His head looks massive. Like Frank Sidebottom proportions.
Sick of these frunking twags telling people what to do.
Dear authors,
Please just say fuck
Sincerely, a reader who is exhausted by made up curse words and every form of damn in the dictionary
Please just say fuck
Sincerely, a reader who is exhausted by made up curse words and every form of damn in the dictionary
July 16, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Sick of these frunking twags telling people what to do.
For a holiday with a difference (on a boat) why not try McTominay's Water Breaks?
July 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
For a holiday with a difference (on a boat) why not try McTominay's Water Breaks?
Baffling but somehow brilliant.
Today marks 31 years since Brazil played the Netherlands in the World Cup quarter-finals.
Before the match, the BBC used the opening credits from ‘Dallas’ to create one of the greatest football intros of all time.
Absolutely glorious. 🇺🇸
Before the match, the BBC used the opening credits from ‘Dallas’ to create one of the greatest football intros of all time.
Absolutely glorious. 🇺🇸
July 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Baffling but somehow brilliant.
What I like about these names is imagining the kind of conversations the family might have had.
"Stop crying. Come on, put a brave face on it. You're a Cunthog aren't you?"
"You've disgraced the family name... you're no Cunthog as far as I'm concerned."
"Stop crying. Come on, put a brave face on it. You're a Cunthog aren't you?"
"You've disgraced the family name... you're no Cunthog as far as I'm concerned."
M Cunthogs
Australia, Victoria, Coastal Passenger Lists, 1852-1924
Australia, Victoria, Coastal Passenger Lists, 1852-1924
July 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
What I like about these names is imagining the kind of conversations the family might have had.
"Stop crying. Come on, put a brave face on it. You're a Cunthog aren't you?"
"You've disgraced the family name... you're no Cunthog as far as I'm concerned."
"Stop crying. Come on, put a brave face on it. You're a Cunthog aren't you?"
"You've disgraced the family name... you're no Cunthog as far as I'm concerned."
Bantz v Terrorism. It's confusing isn't it.
June 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Bantz v Terrorism. It's confusing isn't it.
"Bramley-Moore Dock? Sounds shit. Like a GP who's obsessed with apples. I'm OUT."
May 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"Bramley-Moore Dock? Sounds shit. Like a GP who's obsessed with apples. I'm OUT."
Someone familiar with guilt, wears a suit and wishes he could turn back time?
Barrymore's waiting by the phone.
Barrymore's waiting by the phone.
With Doctor Who, James Bond and the Pope all about to be recast, is there anyone you think would be ideal in all three roles?
April 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Someone familiar with guilt, wears a suit and wishes he could turn back time?
Barrymore's waiting by the phone.
Barrymore's waiting by the phone.
Starting to feel very tired of scouse soaps and bad American sitcoms.
But you know that they say. Keep your Brookside Close but your Friends closer.
But you know that they say. Keep your Brookside Close but your Friends closer.
April 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Starting to feel very tired of scouse soaps and bad American sitcoms.
But you know that they say. Keep your Brookside Close but your Friends closer.
But you know that they say. Keep your Brookside Close but your Friends closer.
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"I heard the news today, oh boy!" Released 50 years ago on this date (in the US; the UK single came out a few days later). Do you remember the bills you have to pay, or even yesterday? Its Cavett performance: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydLc...
David Bowie- Young Americans
YouTube video by Kate King
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"I heard the news today, oh boy!" Released 50 years ago on this date (in the US; the UK single came out a few days later). Do you remember the bills you have to pay, or even yesterday? Its Cavett performance: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydLc...
She likes strong men who wear flamboyant clothes, create no tension, are tidy, smell nice, don't complain and won't answer back.
Hmm.
Can't decide if she's having a pop at Sonny Bono or just pitching for a gay best friend here.
I mean both are valid, just drop the subtext eh love.
Hmm.
Can't decide if she's having a pop at Sonny Bono or just pitching for a gay best friend here.
I mean both are valid, just drop the subtext eh love.
Cher's Pete Purves: can't argue with this list - apart from knee-length tailored skirts.
They're ace!
They're ace!
January 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
She likes strong men who wear flamboyant clothes, create no tension, are tidy, smell nice, don't complain and won't answer back.
Hmm.
Can't decide if she's having a pop at Sonny Bono or just pitching for a gay best friend here.
I mean both are valid, just drop the subtext eh love.
Hmm.
Can't decide if she's having a pop at Sonny Bono or just pitching for a gay best friend here.
I mean both are valid, just drop the subtext eh love.
SNAFF'S ART ATTACK. First in an occasional series.
Retweet with your favourite painting.
Retweet with your favourite painting.
November 27, 2024 at 12:23 PM
SNAFF'S ART ATTACK. First in an occasional series.
Retweet with your favourite painting.
Retweet with your favourite painting.
IS DYCHE A MEMBER OF A SHADOWY ILLUMINATI WORKING TO DESTROY WORLD PEACE?
Click on my 57minute Youtube video to find out.
(Barbara, stick the link in here before you post it)
Click on my 57minute Youtube video to find out.
(Barbara, stick the link in here before you post it)
November 23, 2024 at 6:21 PM
IS DYCHE A MEMBER OF A SHADOWY ILLUMINATI WORKING TO DESTROY WORLD PEACE?
Click on my 57minute Youtube video to find out.
(Barbara, stick the link in here before you post it)
Click on my 57minute Youtube video to find out.
(Barbara, stick the link in here before you post it)
Anyone got a block list for Everton for the next 6 months?
Can't be having with the angry "Look how much I care" stuff. We're rubbish. Dyche is rubbish. Someone else coming in won't automatically be less rubbish. The rubbishness will continue. Being furious about it is knackering.
Can't be having with the angry "Look how much I care" stuff. We're rubbish. Dyche is rubbish. Someone else coming in won't automatically be less rubbish. The rubbishness will continue. Being furious about it is knackering.
November 23, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Anyone got a block list for Everton for the next 6 months?
Can't be having with the angry "Look how much I care" stuff. We're rubbish. Dyche is rubbish. Someone else coming in won't automatically be less rubbish. The rubbishness will continue. Being furious about it is knackering.
Can't be having with the angry "Look how much I care" stuff. We're rubbish. Dyche is rubbish. Someone else coming in won't automatically be less rubbish. The rubbishness will continue. Being furious about it is knackering.
Air fryers are tempting but counter real-estate at a premium. You've got your reliable spine of toaster and kettle. Then microwave and coffee machine in midfield. Wing backs of breadmaker and coffee grinder. Then you're looking at flair options like food processors. No room for fancy dan fryers.
November 23, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Air fryers are tempting but counter real-estate at a premium. You've got your reliable spine of toaster and kettle. Then microwave and coffee machine in midfield. Wing backs of breadmaker and coffee grinder. Then you're looking at flair options like food processors. No room for fancy dan fryers.
Arf... good luck with that.
As this seems like a sane place… it would be nice to add 1 or 2 new contributors to our TAW stable. We could do with a couple more who are available in Liverpool city centre during normal office hours. If you fancy a go give me a shout. I am on john@theanfieldwrap.com
November 22, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Arf... good luck with that.
