You only have to pick one. Some of the options are quite contradictory.
It's part of my new "democratic posting" project.
Let the people decide.

Multiple choice response:

1. Novelty-shaped bread products are for children.
2. Are you a New York rabbi?
3. Bread is solid lager. Just have lager.
4. I had a bagel once and it made me sad. You shouldn't eat bagels.
5. BAGUETTES FTW.
6. Just a savoury doughnut for pseuds.
7. Sesame seeds are shit.

First rule of the right wing:

Every accusation is a confession.

Take your orthopaedic hoover and do one!

I'm 6ft2 pal.

I see it as a bit like those decals WW2 pilots put on their planes of Daffy Duck or a lady with a fulsome bust (edited for BlueSky).
Mine has seen some battles. It shouldn't really be smiling. Gallows humour I reckon.
But you can't knock that suction.
Boy, that suction.

Not the sim that's literally called "UBoat" is it? Off Steam?

Nice one, thanks lid.

What's the book? I love a submarine book, me.

You live in the UK then....
On a serious note, if you ring 111 they can get you an emergency referral.

Dress code: Black shirts?
Not even trying to hide it...

Lovely... good lad Harold.
Who are the bad kopites (apart from that Dr Karl blert)? I'm going Paul and Mrs Mangle as shoo-ins. Bouncer: Tranmere.

What's the scoop on Madge?
Australian Cilla I reckon.

You surely forgot about Corbyn being "knifed in the front" by Jess Phillips.
Just a funny metaphor, sandwiched between the murders of Jo Cox and David Amess.

On a similar theme, I have no idea if I made this up or heard it somewhere, but:

"A little less constipation, a little more laxative".