SMZap
@smzaptastic.bsky.social
She/her. Getting more liberal as I get older. Tired. Gen X mom of feral elementary schooler. Probably hungry.
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SMZap
@smzaptastic.bsky.social
· Jan 30
Am I funny? No. But I am the mom of a 1st grader, so I get to say some (in hindsight) really funny stuff some days.
If a health insurance company’s goal is to deliver value (money) to shareholders, and the only way to do that is to take in more money & spend less money ON PAYING FOR HEALTH CARE, then how is this model a benefit for consumers?
September 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If a health insurance company’s goal is to deliver value (money) to shareholders, and the only way to do that is to take in more money & spend less money ON PAYING FOR HEALTH CARE, then how is this model a benefit for consumers?
We’re two months in, guys. Excited to see how low we can go.
March 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We’re two months in, guys. Excited to see how low we can go.
Sick. Burn.
the stock market is crashing so hard today it resembles a SpaceX rocket
March 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sick. Burn.
So weird. So surprising.
Twitter is down. Tesla stock is plummeting. SpaceX’s rocket imploded.
All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government.
All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government.
March 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So weird. So surprising.
Back on my FB BS of reporting factually incorrect posts by racist relatives.
March 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Back on my FB BS of reporting factually incorrect posts by racist relatives.
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That is exactly true.
March 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
That is exactly true.
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I had to bring this here because it’s so good
March 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I had to bring this here because it’s so good
Since weekday day drinking/imbibing are both frowned upon, my current consumption of ice cream, candy, and Lucky Charms cereal have SKYROCKETED in 2025.
March 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Since weekday day drinking/imbibing are both frowned upon, my current consumption of ice cream, candy, and Lucky Charms cereal have SKYROCKETED in 2025.
This checks out.
(Also - the comment thread is 🔥❤️)
(Also - the comment thread is 🔥❤️)
Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber
March 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This checks out.
(Also - the comment thread is 🔥❤️)
(Also - the comment thread is 🔥❤️)
Brilliant.
Smokey the Bear’s gonna check his .gov email when he’s done hibernating this year like what the fuuuuuuuck
March 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Brilliant.
I love this AND I just found out I can follow ELVIRA?!? Day made.
The TL is bleak but Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, donated her Tesla to @npr
March 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I love this AND I just found out I can follow ELVIRA?!? Day made.
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What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize?
I think we have a winner.
I think we have a winner.
February 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize?
I think we have a winner.
I think we have a winner.
Take a deep breath & prepare yourself for whatever comes next.
Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.
The show must go on.
The show must go on.
March 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Take a deep breath & prepare yourself for whatever comes next.
Bogg bags are so weird, like which ugly shoes will they turn into a weird bag next?
February 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Bogg bags are so weird, like which ugly shoes will they turn into a weird bag next?
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President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.
February 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.
I’m quietly starting to wonder how much blackmail evidence Rump & Mush have acquired on most of congress because honestly, wtf.
February 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’m quietly starting to wonder how much blackmail evidence Rump & Mush have acquired on most of congress because honestly, wtf.
Has anyone overlaid Rumps first month with the Book of Revelation yet? It feels like we might be seeing paralells.
February 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Has anyone overlaid Rumps first month with the Book of Revelation yet? It feels like we might be seeing paralells.
When a new parent finds out that they are having a boy, they should start setting aside money for pants & shoes immediately.
February 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When a new parent finds out that they are having a boy, they should start setting aside money for pants & shoes immediately.
Whoever coined the term “doomscrolling” had no idea how apt it would become.
February 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Whoever coined the term “doomscrolling” had no idea how apt it would become.
I would like to go 24 hours without our government doing something bananas.
February 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I would like to go 24 hours without our government doing something bananas.
Period trackers are fine, but I should really start tracking the days I make unhinged purchases & days where I can’t remember how to do my job.
February 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Period trackers are fine, but I should really start tracking the days I make unhinged purchases & days where I can’t remember how to do my job.
If there’s anything COVID & parenting has taught me, it’s how many days I can actually go without showering.
February 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If there’s anything COVID & parenting has taught me, it’s how many days I can actually go without showering.
The NY Times Connections game is three normal things and one thing literally no one would ever even consider.
January 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The NY Times Connections game is three normal things and one thing literally no one would ever even consider.
Am I funny? No. But I am the mom of a 1st grader, so I get to say some (in hindsight) really funny stuff some days.
January 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Am I funny? No. But I am the mom of a 1st grader, so I get to say some (in hindsight) really funny stuff some days.