The Crab Shack 🦀
@smwoodruff.bsky.social
We live with sand, cookie crumbs & our Goldens in our bed.
Life is too short, please be kind
9/11 cancer survivor
🌈 LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR PAWS 🐾 and people (who don’t suck) 🌻 Nobody bites here plus we got jokes.
Life is too short, please be kind
9/11 cancer survivor
🌈 LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR PAWS 🐾 and people (who don’t suck) 🌻 Nobody bites here plus we got jokes.
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The Crab Shack 🦀
@smwoodruff.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Hello Family !
We’re here for
LIBERTY AND JUSTICE
FOR PAWS !
We’re here for
LIBERTY AND JUSTICE
FOR PAWS !
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THIS!!!!!!
(Former FM of Lithuania)
(Former FM of Lithuania)
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
THIS!!!!!!
(Former FM of Lithuania)
(Former FM of Lithuania)
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A real question asked at the White House press briefing: Does the president want to execute members of Congress?
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
A real question asked at the White House press briefing: Does the president want to execute members of Congress?
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Getting pretty fucking tired of the President of the United States getting away with shit that would get someone fired from any even entry level job
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Getting pretty fucking tired of the President of the United States getting away with shit that would get someone fired from any even entry level job
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I’ll just leave you with Paul Hollywood and his Polydactyl…
Sleep Sweet, Bluesky💙
Sleep Sweet, Bluesky💙
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’ll just leave you with Paul Hollywood and his Polydactyl…
Sleep Sweet, Bluesky💙
Sleep Sweet, Bluesky💙
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🇻🇪👀 Claimed as an explosion at a petrochemical plant in eastern Venezuela.
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
🇻🇪👀 Claimed as an explosion at a petrochemical plant in eastern Venezuela.
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November 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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🇻🇪🔥 Massive Explosion and Fire at Petrocedeño Oil Complex in Anzoátegui, Venezuela!!!
‼️ The facility is considered one of the most important sites in the country for refining heavy crude oil, and serves as a key component of Venezuela’s oil production and transportation network.
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‼️ The facility is considered one of the most important sites in the country for refining heavy crude oil, and serves as a key component of Venezuela’s oil production and transportation network.
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November 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
🇻🇪🔥 Massive Explosion and Fire at Petrocedeño Oil Complex in Anzoátegui, Venezuela!!!
‼️ The facility is considered one of the most important sites in the country for refining heavy crude oil, and serves as a key component of Venezuela’s oil production and transportation network.
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‼️ The facility is considered one of the most important sites in the country for refining heavy crude oil, and serves as a key component of Venezuela’s oil production and transportation network.
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Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
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Montage of 19 clips of Trump insulting, berating, demeaning and attacking female reporters over the past few months. Part 1.
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Montage of 19 clips of Trump insulting, berating, demeaning and attacking female reporters over the past few months. Part 1.
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Oh my.
James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.
Get this man in the Senate.
James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.
Get this man in the Senate.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oh my.
James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.
Get this man in the Senate.
James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.
Get this man in the Senate.
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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
– FDR
"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country"
– JFK
“When one of us falters, we all falter. When one of us rises, we all rise.”
– Barack Obama
"Quiet, piggy!"
– Trump
– FDR
"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country"
– JFK
“When one of us falters, we all falter. When one of us rises, we all rise.”
– Barack Obama
"Quiet, piggy!"
– Trump
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
– FDR
"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country"
– JFK
“When one of us falters, we all falter. When one of us rises, we all rise.”
– Barack Obama
"Quiet, piggy!"
– Trump
– FDR
"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country"
– JFK
“When one of us falters, we all falter. When one of us rises, we all rise.”
– Barack Obama
"Quiet, piggy!"
– Trump
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“Quiet piggy“
“Ok Rapey”
“Ok Rapey”
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“Quiet piggy“
“Ok Rapey”
“Ok Rapey”
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“Things happen.”
Jamal Khashoggi was a journalist and Washington Post columnist who was literally murdered and dismembered by agents of the Saudi government inside a Saudi consulate.
Shameful. So shameful.
Jamal Khashoggi was a journalist and Washington Post columnist who was literally murdered and dismembered by agents of the Saudi government inside a Saudi consulate.
Shameful. So shameful.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“Things happen.”
Jamal Khashoggi was a journalist and Washington Post columnist who was literally murdered and dismembered by agents of the Saudi government inside a Saudi consulate.
Shameful. So shameful.
Jamal Khashoggi was a journalist and Washington Post columnist who was literally murdered and dismembered by agents of the Saudi government inside a Saudi consulate.
Shameful. So shameful.
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Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Yogurt stache Monday with Nutmeg ❤️🥸🐶
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Yogurt stache Monday with Nutmeg ❤️🥸🐶
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Funny, how MAGA is *outraged* over someone who is simply a Muslim in the New York City mayor's mansion, but has no comment about a Muslim who is an actual murderer in the White House.
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Funny, how MAGA is *outraged* over someone who is simply a Muslim in the New York City mayor's mansion, but has no comment about a Muslim who is an actual murderer in the White House.
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I don't know if this is my favorite Todd Snider song, or the best Todd Snider song but it is undisputably the most Todd Snider song.
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Todd Snider, "Too Soon To Tell"
YouTube video by American Songwriter Archives
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I don't know if this is my favorite Todd Snider song, or the best Todd Snider song but it is undisputably the most Todd Snider song.
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
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Rev. Michael Woolf, a faith leader and minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, detained by Illinois State Police while protesting immigration policies outside the Broadview facility in Chicago.
Photo by Jim Vondruska/Reuters
Photo by Jim Vondruska/Reuters
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Rev. Michael Woolf, a faith leader and minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, detained by Illinois State Police while protesting immigration policies outside the Broadview facility in Chicago.
Photo by Jim Vondruska/Reuters
Photo by Jim Vondruska/Reuters
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Look around you. Love is still
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Look around you. Love is still
I don’t want to be an alarmist, but these Epstein emails are absolutely going to rock the magic community to it’s core
a man with long curly hair and a mustache is wearing a pink unicorn shirt .
ALT: a man with long curly hair and a mustache is wearing a pink unicorn shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I don’t want to be an alarmist, but these Epstein emails are absolutely going to rock the magic community to it’s core