The Crab Shack 🦀
@smwoodruff.bsky.social
We live with sand, cookie crumbs & our Goldens in our bed.
Life is too short, please be kind
9/11 cancer survivor
🌈 LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR PAWS 🐾 and people (who don’t suck) 🌻 Nobody bites here plus we got jokes.
Life is too short, please be kind
9/11 cancer survivor
🌈 LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR PAWS 🐾 and people (who don’t suck) 🌻 Nobody bites here plus we got jokes.
We get it. We are exhausted.
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
We get it. We are exhausted.
Yes they’re friendly symbols of love wtf
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yes they’re friendly symbols of love wtf
His face was sooo red
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
His face was sooo red
Except for cancer
I got it and I don’t suck
I got it and I don’t suck
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Except for cancer
I got it and I don’t suck
I got it and I don’t suck
What a great list of recommendations!
Thanks 🙏
Thanks 🙏
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
What a great list of recommendations!
Thanks 🙏
Thanks 🙏
I don’t like calling other women dumb but now I feel like even I can be president!
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I don’t like calling other women dumb but now I feel like even I can be president!
Justice Robert’s son you say?
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Justice Robert’s son you say?
No it’s unanimous consent
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
No it’s unanimous consent
Rapey McRaperstein
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Rapey McRaperstein
And Hello from these knuckleheads!
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
And Hello from these knuckleheads!