Smurfeous
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I'm an electrician that lives north of Vancouver Canada. I play with lasers and I'm good at fixing things.
I'm an electrician that lives north of Vancouver Canada. I play with lasers and I'm good at fixing things.
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Be careful because Dick Cheney is just a gateway death. It’s really easy to get addicted to how great you feel right now and to start hoping other people join him.
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Be careful because Dick Cheney is just a gateway death. It’s really easy to get addicted to how great you feel right now and to start hoping other people join him.
If Prince Andrew loses his title, will he be the Andrew formerly known as Prince?
October 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If Prince Andrew loses his title, will he be the Andrew formerly known as Prince?
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October 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Clots and prayers, people. Clots and prayers.
August 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Clots and prayers, people. Clots and prayers.
If you want people to stop throwing dildos at WNBA players, start throwing them at NBA players.
August 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If you want people to stop throwing dildos at WNBA players, start throwing them at NBA players.
Nothing rhymes with orange.
This statement is true and not true at the same time.
This statement is true and not true at the same time.
July 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Nothing rhymes with orange.
This statement is true and not true at the same time.
This statement is true and not true at the same time.
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July 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If you're really good at cursing people, does that make you a hexpert?
June 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If you're really good at cursing people, does that make you a hexpert?
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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
I would like to dedicate this song to the members of the US military who will be on parade for 47's birthday.
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Bruce Cockburn - If I Had A Rocket Launcher (Live 8 2005)
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May 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I would like to dedicate this song to the members of the US military who will be on parade for 47's birthday.
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youtu.be/_AG7g0eCtcI?...
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May 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Does JD get to brag "Last selfie with a dying pope"
April 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Does JD get to brag "Last selfie with a dying pope"
The pope died on Easter Monday. Does that make him the antichrist?
April 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The pope died on Easter Monday. Does that make him the antichrist?
Apparently the pope died last night. Unfortunately they're just going to pick another one.
April 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Apparently the pope died last night. Unfortunately they're just going to pick another one.
What's on the bingo card for May? I'm going with Marshall Law in America.
April 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What's on the bingo card for May? I'm going with Marshall Law in America.
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How are ICE agents different from the Gestapo?
The Gestapo didn't wear masks
The Gestapo didn't wear masks
April 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
How are ICE agents different from the Gestapo?
The Gestapo didn't wear masks
The Gestapo didn't wear masks
Honest Government Ad | Canada Election 2025 🍁
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March 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM