Smurfeous
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I'm an electrician that lives north of Vancouver Canada. I play with lasers and I'm good at fixing things.
I'm an electrician that lives north of Vancouver Canada. I play with lasers and I'm good at fixing things.
How did he get to run for mayor without being a citizen?
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
How did he get to run for mayor without being a citizen?
He was expecting their work to be a contribution to his ballroom
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
He was expecting their work to be a contribution to his ballroom
He won more than 50% of the vote. Who voted for him? Republicans? Probably not. If he split the black vote and didn't get the Jewish vote and still got more than 50%, then maybe those votes weren't important. Maybe chasing those votes would have cost him the election. He won. Maybe learn from that.
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
He won more than 50% of the vote. Who voted for him? Republicans? Probably not. If he split the black vote and didn't get the Jewish vote and still got more than 50%, then maybe those votes weren't important. Maybe chasing those votes would have cost him the election. He won. Maybe learn from that.
If a million fragile bigots moved out of NY, wouldn't that help fix the housing crisis?
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If a million fragile bigots moved out of NY, wouldn't that help fix the housing crisis?
Pics or it didn't happen
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Pics or it didn't happen
When someone winces at my pun: "Your pain amuses me."
November 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When someone winces at my pun: "Your pain amuses me."
I'm surprised that isn't on a mirror
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm surprised that isn't on a mirror
Is he the Andrew formerly known as Prince?
October 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Is he the Andrew formerly known as Prince?
Bold of you to assume elections will happen. Ice will kidnap brown Americans from the polling station line and hold them until after the election.
September 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bold of you to assume elections will happen. Ice will kidnap brown Americans from the polling station line and hold them until after the election.
I think that when smart criminals get elected, they want to make sure the cops are too dumb to catch them.
September 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I think that when smart criminals get elected, they want to make sure the cops are too dumb to catch them.
Don't forget the part where you can't be a cop if your IQ is too high. Most states only want cops with a low IQ.
Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops - ABC News share.google/MIx7v1bEFpez...
Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops - ABC News share.google/MIx7v1bEFpez...
Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops
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September 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Don't forget the part where you can't be a cop if your IQ is too high. Most states only want cops with a low IQ.
Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops - ABC News share.google/MIx7v1bEFpez...
Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops - ABC News share.google/MIx7v1bEFpez...
I was thinking he was hired to hide the Senate voting against releasing the epstien files
September 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was thinking he was hired to hide the Senate voting against releasing the epstien files
I'm old enough to remember when quiche was new and exciting in the 80s. Everyone was raving about it. I finally got to try it. Gross. It's undercooked scrambled eggs in a pie shape.
September 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm old enough to remember when quiche was new and exciting in the 80s. Everyone was raving about it. I finally got to try it. Gross. It's undercooked scrambled eggs in a pie shape.
It's been done. Hawaii Justices Rebuke US Supreme Court's Gun Decisions - Bloomberg share.google/IAlg8T6yJoTr...
Hawaii Rightly Rejects Supreme Court’s Gun Nonsense
In a scathing takedown, the state's highest court declared “there is no state constitutional right to carry a firearm in public.”
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September 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It's been done. Hawaii Justices Rebuke US Supreme Court's Gun Decisions - Bloomberg share.google/IAlg8T6yJoTr...
Never travel without your papers comrade
September 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Never travel without your papers comrade
Pancakes are ok. Soups a bit messy.
September 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Pancakes are ok. Soups a bit messy.
Grandma is exhausted after 15 minutes of visiting and can't remember anything that was just said.
August 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Grandma is exhausted after 15 minutes of visiting and can't remember anything that was just said.
Too direct. "Repost this or the cat gets it"
August 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Too direct. "Repost this or the cat gets it"
The Trump White House has sanctioned the ICC judge for being *checks notes* morally bankrupt.
August 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The Trump White House has sanctioned the ICC judge for being *checks notes* morally bankrupt.
We are living in a time when stupid people think they're intelligent, and they get offended when we call them stupid.
August 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
We are living in a time when stupid people think they're intelligent, and they get offended when we call them stupid.