@smudgepuss.bsky.social
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
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Channeling my inner @mrtimdunn.bsky.social on a KTX train from Busan to Seoul
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Channeling my inner @mrtimdunn.bsky.social on a KTX train from Busan to Seoul
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A very special #CursedCarol for a very special day.
Happy 80th birthday, Sir John Rutter.
Thanks for your ceaseless championing of choral music, your many decades of bringing joy to singers and listeners alike, and your many, many key changes.
Happy 80th birthday, Sir John Rutter.
Thanks for your ceaseless championing of choral music, your many decades of bringing joy to singers and listeners alike, and your many, many key changes.
September 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A very special #CursedCarol for a very special day.
Happy 80th birthday, Sir John Rutter.
Thanks for your ceaseless championing of choral music, your many decades of bringing joy to singers and listeners alike, and your many, many key changes.
Happy 80th birthday, Sir John Rutter.
Thanks for your ceaseless championing of choral music, your many decades of bringing joy to singers and listeners alike, and your many, many key changes.
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Protecting London 24/7. Wait till the end for a show of adoration for the bollards….💛💛💛
#WorldBollardAssociation 🫡
#WorldBollardAssociation 🫡
August 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Protecting London 24/7. Wait till the end for a show of adoration for the bollards….💛💛💛
#WorldBollardAssociation 🫡
#WorldBollardAssociation 🫡
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August 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Access to safe abortion protects the health of women and girls.
As with all other health services, women and girls should be able to access safe and respectful abortion care, when they need it, without fear of harm, punishment or recrimination.
#HealthForAll
As with all other health services, women and girls should be able to access safe and respectful abortion care, when they need it, without fear of harm, punishment or recrimination.
#HealthForAll
August 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Access to safe abortion protects the health of women and girls.
As with all other health services, women and girls should be able to access safe and respectful abortion care, when they need it, without fear of harm, punishment or recrimination.
#HealthForAll
As with all other health services, women and girls should be able to access safe and respectful abortion care, when they need it, without fear of harm, punishment or recrimination.
#HealthForAll
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✨️Lighting up the timeline with a Duck having a drink. 😊
Ducks are awesome, like you! 🦆
Ducks are awesome, like you! 🦆
a person is holding a plastic cup with a duck in the background
ALT: a person is holding a plastic cup with a duck in the background
media.tenor.com
July 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
✨️Lighting up the timeline with a Duck having a drink. 😊
Ducks are awesome, like you! 🦆
Ducks are awesome, like you! 🦆
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
@thelongestjohns.bsky.social I wasn't paying enough attention to the screen at Fantasy Forest when they announced you were playing next year... Are you doing Sudeley Castle in July, or Hatfield in September? Or both? I don't want to book the wrong one!
July 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
@thelongestjohns.bsky.social I wasn't paying enough attention to the screen at Fantasy Forest when they announced you were playing next year... Are you doing Sudeley Castle in July, or Hatfield in September? Or both? I don't want to book the wrong one!
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Dual functioning holes in glass railings
July 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Dual functioning holes in glass railings
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Fini is trying to get a tan above the waist-line 🐰⛱️
July 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Fini is trying to get a tan above the waist-line 🐰⛱️
I bought The Fan. Can confirm it was a good life choice.
June 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I bought The Fan. Can confirm it was a good life choice.
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So,as a little thought-experiment, tell me something about the United Kingdom that works well and is actually quite impressive. I am not trying to sound like some boosterish politician. I just genuinely believe that making people believe that all is lost is a convenient pretext for shady characters.
June 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
So,as a little thought-experiment, tell me something about the United Kingdom that works well and is actually quite impressive. I am not trying to sound like some boosterish politician. I just genuinely believe that making people believe that all is lost is a convenient pretext for shady characters.
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Today, the Government launches plans to fast-track driverless vehicle trials in the UK.
One of the companies involved says London presents a big challenge:
“It has seven times more jaywalkers than San Francisco.”
Except… it doesn't. 🧵
One of the companies involved says London presents a big challenge:
“It has seven times more jaywalkers than San Francisco.”
Except… it doesn't. 🧵
June 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Today, the Government launches plans to fast-track driverless vehicle trials in the UK.
One of the companies involved says London presents a big challenge:
“It has seven times more jaywalkers than San Francisco.”
Except… it doesn't. 🧵
One of the companies involved says London presents a big challenge:
“It has seven times more jaywalkers than San Francisco.”
Except… it doesn't. 🧵
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Love the lil flex when they realise they just became the most famous bird in the world.
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Love the lil flex when they realise they just became the most famous bird in the world.
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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
April 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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look at this absolute unit
March 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
look at this absolute unit
No idea why I still think ChatGPT is any use for puzzles. Still, it's good to know we're not being replaced by robots just yet.
March 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
No idea why I still think ChatGPT is any use for puzzles. Still, it's good to know we're not being replaced by robots just yet.
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it has been 8 beautiful days since we hired our most talented and lawful employee. also why have 54 police cars and the entire London Zoological Society gathered in the museum café
we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience
January 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
it has been 8 beautiful days since we hired our most talented and lawful employee. also why have 54 police cars and the entire London Zoological Society gathered in the museum café
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Either someone’s going to hogwart’s or they’re about to regret neglecting their language learning app.
A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...
December 22, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Either someone’s going to hogwart’s or they’re about to regret neglecting their language learning app.
@sortedfood.bsky.social Thanks for a great live weekend! Wasn't planning to be stuck at home all weekend with covid, but I'm glad you were there to brighten it all up.
December 15, 2024 at 9:28 PM
@sortedfood.bsky.social Thanks for a great live weekend! Wasn't planning to be stuck at home all weekend with covid, but I'm glad you were there to brighten it all up.
Hello world!
Thought I'd check out where the cool kids are.
Thought I'd check out where the cool kids are.
December 7, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Hello world!
Thought I'd check out where the cool kids are.
Thought I'd check out where the cool kids are.