Michelle aka your smartass pal
@smrtgirl.bsky.social
Solidly bitter, and a touch spicy with alcohol in the finish.
She/Her
She/Her
I’m hanging out at a tattoo studio and I really miss the sound of coil machines.
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’m hanging out at a tattoo studio and I really miss the sound of coil machines.
I’ve got a license. I don’t h🥑.
October 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I’ve got a license. I don’t h🥑.
Am I the only one assuming some billionaire requested the jewels for their private collection and that the dropped crown will be a sore point which they will throw the largest of tantrums over?
October 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Am I the only one assuming some billionaire requested the jewels for their private collection and that the dropped crown will be a sore point which they will throw the largest of tantrums over?
Having a cuppa at the Natural History Museum and there are some science dudes beside us discussing science stuff and I’m jealous of their jobs.
They’ve discussed the importance of taxonomy and are now discussing how to get the best specimen photos.
They’ve discussed the importance of taxonomy and are now discussing how to get the best specimen photos.
September 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Having a cuppa at the Natural History Museum and there are some science dudes beside us discussing science stuff and I’m jealous of their jobs.
They’ve discussed the importance of taxonomy and are now discussing how to get the best specimen photos.
They’ve discussed the importance of taxonomy and are now discussing how to get the best specimen photos.
Welcome to my mind palace
August 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Welcome to my mind palace
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I nominated Declan Ingram for the InternetNZ board - he is an amazing human being and super well known in the New Zealand infosec space.
He helped set up CERT (Cyber Emergency Response Team) NZ and was their deputy director for quite a while.
Please support him if you can!
#kikorangi #internetnz
He helped set up CERT (Cyber Emergency Response Team) NZ and was their deputy director for quite a while.
Please support him if you can!
#kikorangi #internetnz
June 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I nominated Declan Ingram for the InternetNZ board - he is an amazing human being and super well known in the New Zealand infosec space.
He helped set up CERT (Cyber Emergency Response Team) NZ and was their deputy director for quite a while.
Please support him if you can!
#kikorangi #internetnz
He helped set up CERT (Cyber Emergency Response Team) NZ and was their deputy director for quite a while.
Please support him if you can!
#kikorangi #internetnz
John Wick
John Wick Chapter 2
John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum
(I sense a theme)
John Wick Chapter 2
John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum
(I sense a theme)
June 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
John Wick
John Wick Chapter 2
John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum
(I sense a theme)
John Wick Chapter 2
John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum
(I sense a theme)
Watching women pull the ladder up behind themselves is disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
May 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Watching women pull the ladder up behind themselves is disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
May 4, 2025 at 8:32 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
I just watched a video of “facts” and one of them was that the number of people older than you never goes up and now I’m pondering my mortality. Happy Friday.
April 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I just watched a video of “facts” and one of them was that the number of people older than you never goes up and now I’m pondering my mortality. Happy Friday.
I was looking at flights to Canada this morning (as I sometimes do) and it was nearly half the cost if I transited via LAX or SFO than to go via Vancouver. Clearly ain’t no tourists wanting to transit the USA. Wonder why? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
April 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I was looking at flights to Canada this morning (as I sometimes do) and it was nearly half the cost if I transited via LAX or SFO than to go via Vancouver. Clearly ain’t no tourists wanting to transit the USA. Wonder why? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How can people still think starlink is a good idea? www.reuters.com/business/us-...
Exclusive: US could cut Ukraine's access to Starlink internet services over minerals, say sources
During a Thursday meeting, Ukraine was told it faced imminent shutoff of the service if it did not reach a deal on critical minerals, a source said.
www.reuters.com
February 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
How can people still think starlink is a good idea? www.reuters.com/business/us-...
Rickets? What in the sweet baby cheeses.
February 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Rickets? What in the sweet baby cheeses.
Wellington is having its hot day and I’m not a fan. Bring me back a windy 21 at most. Thanks.
January 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Wellington is having its hot day and I’m not a fan. Bring me back a windy 21 at most. Thanks.
Zero. I am old.
1. I have never had to write a cheque. I also know how to spell cheque. And vinyl.
One. I wasn’t cool enough to record music from the radio.
January 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Zero. I am old.
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We're in Newtown and our cat has gone missing. The cat sitters hadn't seen her since Xmas and we've been back two days and she's not come home. We're Pls worried she is stuck somewhere or injured. Pls re-share. She's super shy and wouldn't come to anyone besides us.
January 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
We're in Newtown and our cat has gone missing. The cat sitters hadn't seen her since Xmas and we've been back two days and she's not come home. We're Pls worried she is stuck somewhere or injured. Pls re-share. She's super shy and wouldn't come to anyone besides us.
Tfw you were asleep and suddenly awakened by an explosion giving you a flashback to when you lived in Oriental Bay and the container across the harbour from your house exploded and then the explosions continue and you realise it’s fireworks. Happy new year I guess.
December 31, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Tfw you were asleep and suddenly awakened by an explosion giving you a flashback to when you lived in Oriental Bay and the container across the harbour from your house exploded and then the explosions continue and you realise it’s fireworks. Happy new year I guess.
If I eat dinner now, I can be ready for bed by 8.
December 31, 2024 at 4:17 AM
If I eat dinner now, I can be ready for bed by 8.
Laying in bed feeling a little off. Can’t figure out why. Remember I got a Covid booster this afternoon. 💡
December 13, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Laying in bed feeling a little off. Can’t figure out why. Remember I got a Covid booster this afternoon. 💡
Stupid sexy clouds
December 4, 2024 at 9:24 AM
Stupid sexy clouds
Do you ever look up and think “what dark fucking timeline did I just fall into”?
December 4, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Do you ever look up and think “what dark fucking timeline did I just fall into”?
Next year could someone please remind me no speaking engagements in December? Thanks in advance.
December 3, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Next year could someone please remind me no speaking engagements in December? Thanks in advance.
I’ve made it to another Friday. Some weeks it is by the skin of my teeth. I’m not saying this is one of these weeks but it might be close.
November 15, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I’ve made it to another Friday. Some weeks it is by the skin of my teeth. I’m not saying this is one of these weeks but it might be close.