Michelle aka your smartass pal
@smrtgirl.bsky.social
Solidly bitter, and a touch spicy with alcohol in the finish.
She/Her
She/Her
You’re not wrong …
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You’re not wrong …
And cheaper than flying to Otago and staying for a few nights just to get rainier cherries (which I was considering).
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
And cheaper than flying to Otago and staying for a few nights just to get rainier cherries (which I was considering).
They really are. It’s a Christmas present for yourself and a once a year treat.
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
They really are. It’s a Christmas present for yourself and a once a year treat.
The best cherries. I’ve preordered a large quantity to be delivered to me between Christmas and new year.
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The best cherries. I’ve preordered a large quantity to be delivered to me between Christmas and new year.
You take that back.
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
You take that back.
You are most welcome!
October 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
You are most welcome!
+1 to this. I would pay reasonably well too.
September 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
+1 to this. I would pay reasonably well too.
Category A tickets to the RWC final were only £95. I think men’s rugby need to take a look at price structure and who they want to come to the games. Absolutely unobtainable for families.
August 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Category A tickets to the RWC final were only £95. I think men’s rugby need to take a look at price structure and who they want to come to the games. Absolutely unobtainable for families.
And your contemporaries are very jealous. 😍
July 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
And your contemporaries are very jealous. 😍
When I first moved to NZ 19 years ago, I moved into a new house (that was insulated and had central heating!) Called to get phone and internet. Learned that I was lucky to be able to get both because they were the last lines in the neighbourhood. WHERE THEY WERE STILL BUILDING HOUSES.
July 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When I first moved to NZ 19 years ago, I moved into a new house (that was insulated and had central heating!) Called to get phone and internet. Learned that I was lucky to be able to get both because they were the last lines in the neighbourhood. WHERE THEY WERE STILL BUILDING HOUSES.
I’m so sorry, lovely. Much love to you.
June 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I’m so sorry, lovely. Much love to you.
I think it’s the slanket that really gives it the rizz it deserves.
June 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I think it’s the slanket that really gives it the rizz it deserves.
I have a mental picture of someone in a fluffy hooded slanket (like the ones Instagram keeps advertising to me) wielding an object that looks suspiciously like an hitachi magic wand …
June 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I have a mental picture of someone in a fluffy hooded slanket (like the ones Instagram keeps advertising to me) wielding an object that looks suspiciously like an hitachi magic wand …
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I nominated Declan Ingram for the InternetNZ board - he is an amazing human being and super well known in the New Zealand infosec space.
He helped set up CERT (Cyber Emergency Response Team) NZ and was their deputy director for quite a while.
Please support him if you can!
#kikorangi #internetnz
He helped set up CERT (Cyber Emergency Response Team) NZ and was their deputy director for quite a while.
Please support him if you can!
#kikorangi #internetnz
June 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I nominated Declan Ingram for the InternetNZ board - he is an amazing human being and super well known in the New Zealand infosec space.
He helped set up CERT (Cyber Emergency Response Team) NZ and was their deputy director for quite a while.
Please support him if you can!
#kikorangi #internetnz
He helped set up CERT (Cyber Emergency Response Team) NZ and was their deputy director for quite a while.
Please support him if you can!
#kikorangi #internetnz
See? Way better!
May 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
See? Way better!
I prefer to ask it to use the persona of a pirate. I think that’s the closest to my real voice.
May 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I prefer to ask it to use the persona of a pirate. I think that’s the closest to my real voice.