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Michelle aka your smartass pal
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Solidly bitter, and a touch spicy with alcohol in the finish.

She/Her
You’re not wrong …
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
And cheaper than flying to Otago and staying for a few nights just to get rainier cherries (which I was considering).
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
They really are. It’s a Christmas present for yourself and a once a year treat.
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The best cherries. I’ve preordered a large quantity to be delivered to me between Christmas and new year.
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
You take that back.
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
You are most welcome!
October 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
+1 to this. I would pay reasonably well too.
September 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Category A tickets to the RWC final were only £95. I think men’s rugby need to take a look at price structure and who they want to come to the games. Absolutely unobtainable for families.
August 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
And your contemporaries are very jealous. 😍
July 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
When I first moved to NZ 19 years ago, I moved into a new house (that was insulated and had central heating!) Called to get phone and internet. Learned that I was lucky to be able to get both because they were the last lines in the neighbourhood. WHERE THEY WERE STILL BUILDING HOUSES.
July 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Congrats!🥂
July 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I’m so sorry, lovely. Much love to you.
June 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I think it’s the slanket that really gives it the rizz it deserves.
June 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I have a mental picture of someone in a fluffy hooded slanket (like the ones Instagram keeps advertising to me) wielding an object that looks suspiciously like an hitachi magic wand …
June 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Reposted by Michelle aka your smartass pal
I nominated Declan Ingram for the InternetNZ board - he is an amazing human being and super well known in the New Zealand infosec space.

He helped set up CERT (Cyber Emergency Response Team) NZ and was their deputy director for quite a while.

Please support him if you can!

#kikorangi #internetnz
June 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
See? Way better!
May 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I prefer to ask it to use the persona of a pirate. I think that’s the closest to my real voice.
May 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM