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smrtgirl.bsky.social
Michelle aka your smartass pal
@smrtgirl.bsky.social
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Solidly bitter, and a touch spicy with alcohol in the finish.

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I’ve got a license. I don’t h🥑.
Hotel room covered in blood with the text “caption this with a second to last text you sent” in it
October 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
May 4, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Cutest! She’s also good at gaming.
Cat with a very serious expression. The cat is sitting on a chair at a table. In front of the cat is the playing surface of the game Scattergories.
December 20, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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Stupid sexy clouds
Sunset over cloud as viewed from an airplane window.
December 4, 2024 at 9:24 AM
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I’m not saying my entire personality is encapsulated in this pin, but you’d probably know a lot about me if you saw it.
Photo of an enamel pin. On the left side is the Microsoft excel logo. On the right side are the words Freak in the Sheets.
October 1, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie
A desktop computer with a large label that reads “Works, but makes Sad Noises.”
September 22, 2024 at 8:27 AM
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Four Disney villainesses are playing poker. The caption says “When you’re all in rotten moods but meet up for girls night anyway.”
August 2, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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NY Times mini puzzle made me laugh out loud yesterday. Truly.
NY times mini crossword puzzle. The clue for 4 across reads “Like the kereru pigeons of New Zealand, which fall out of trees after eating fermented fruit” The 5 letter answer (and it was correct) entered in the puzzle grid is Drunk.
March 30, 2024 at 8:11 AM
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lol.
Image of a pair of tennis shoes tied together and tossed over a power line. Overlay of text reading: “Being a citizen is like getting your teeth kicked in over and over”
January 1, 2024 at 8:55 AM
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Rainier cherries bring me joy.
A clear plastic bag containing white Rainer cherries.
December 28, 2023 at 3:58 AM
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Participated in a pottery throwdown challenge this morning - the 5 minute teapot. Given I haven’t thrown in over a year, it wasn’t the worst effort. lol.
Very wonky ceramic teapot freshly thrown.
December 16, 2023 at 3:12 AM
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What TV detective would you want to solve your murder?
The cast of miss fisher mysteries
December 1, 2023 at 6:03 AM
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It’s too early.
A coffee sits on a white table waiting to be consumed.
November 21, 2023 at 4:50 PM
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@davidfarrier.bsky.social keeping me company on my flight home from America.
A screen on the back of an airplane seat showing the start screen for the documentary Mister Organ by David Farrier.
October 17, 2023 at 6:09 PM
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I looked up from my book to this delightful visitor. How’s the serenity?
In the background a garage sits surrounded by redwoods. In profile half way between the garage and the photographer stands a very handsome looking deer.
October 7, 2023 at 12:30 AM
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I did! Yesterday! At the NZ Embassy in Washington DC! I got a sticker!

I’m pretty excited about the sticker, ngl.
Me outside of the New Zealand Embassy in Washington DC. I have my left thumb up and am sporting an I Voted sticker featuring the elections nz orange man.
October 4, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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Interesting fact from the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum toilet.
Informative sign: The Closest Bathroom … the Maximum Absorbency Garment (MAG) - an adult diaper - is worn by astronauts during launch, spacewalks, and reentry. It can hold up to half a gallon (2L) of liquid waste. In the left bottom corner is a picture of an adult diaper.
October 2, 2023 at 11:21 PM
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Because it’s me and I can seem to go a month without making, please enjoy the cheetah print slippers that I made at Brooklyn Shoe Space.
On a table, leaning against a lamp stand are a pair of cheetah print mule style slippers. The in er sole is hot barbie pink.
September 29, 2023 at 9:03 PM
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Horny on main …
Photo of a display cabinet showing brass instruments including trumpets, cornets and a trombone or two.
September 26, 2023 at 10:10 PM
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Meme: woman in a long dress and scarf wearing a head scarf and an apron. She is sitting on a bench. The words over the image: “I’m not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won’t make eye contact with me.”
September 26, 2023 at 3:06 AM
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An image of Linda Carter as Wonder Woman looking badass. The text on the image reads: “Wonder Woman: single Cat woman: single Mystique: single No one loves super heroes. That’s why I’m single!”
September 23, 2023 at 1:16 AM
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Two panels. Panel 1: Picard and Ryker are sitting at a table. Picard:”An acorn is actually a tree.” ryker: “Really?” Panel 2: Picard: “In a nutshell, yes.” Ryker: head in hands
September 22, 2023 at 12:31 AM
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Photo of a man with a luscious beard. He is leaning to his right, his hand supporting his face. He is staring into the middle distance. The text on the image: “why was Pavlov’s hair so soft? Because he conditioned it.”
September 21, 2023 at 4:36 AM
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Image is from a dictionary definition. The word is quaintrelle which is a noun. Definition: a woman who emphasises a life of passion, expressed through personal style, leisurely pastimes, charm, and cultivation of life’s pleasures.
September 20, 2023 at 5:19 AM
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I might just post morning and afternoon memes on this account. You’re welcome.
Landscape with with the following words overlaid: “You are not alone. People are literally everywhere. With their stupid problems and shitty attitudes. You only wish you were alone.”
September 19, 2023 at 4:38 AM